Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Nicholas Cage's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life around 18:00.
Enjoy this one slowly. For this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see a teenage girl drunkenly slam dunk her own gash directly in front of a disapproving parental unit. In another word... FAPFAPFAP.
After boning a good 80% of girls who make the most piss-poor decisions in life, I thought I've seen just about everything Rocco Siffredi is willing to stick his meat calzone into. I was wrong. Very, very wrong.
What's that old saying? You can take the girl out of the hood, but she's still gonna trade vagina for Top Ramen noodles? This is an off-limits sexual encounter, and one that goes from WTF to Awwwwww shit in record time.
An evening of Skinnygirl Margaritas and unadulterated boycock instantly turns into an episode of Intervention when her cunty daughter shows up, armed with a cup of water, harsh language and a potato-grade camera.
Deadbeat mom zones out the screams of her special-needs son so that she can focus on far more important matters, I.E. giving some random a handjob (and a dismal one at that). Mediocre parent, mediocre slut.
Newly divorced mother of 6 gets the menopause fucked out of her after discovering ChristianSingles.com. The smell of the crusty one-night-stand will eventually fade, but the sound of mom cumming is forever.