• Doctor of the Year?

    Doctor of the Year?

    When your rusty bag is knee-level, and the age of medicare is on the horizon - maybe being labeled a sexual predator becomes the least of your problems? For everyone else: You probably shouldn't even attempt this.

    Date: 02/04/18 Views: 323,288 Category: Seniors

  • How to Ruin an 18-year-old

    How to Ruin an 18-year-old

    Reminds me of something my grammy would say: Don't hate the player with the deflated balloon knot, hate the game. Not since the reboot of Karate Kid have I been disgusted with men over the age of 50-years-old.

    Date: 07/15/17 Views: 167,936 Category: Seniors



    It's all shits and dumplings until you give a 67-year-old beet farmer a cyclopean erection. He was invited to look-no-touch - he went bobbing for carp instead. We call it 'sexual assault'. China calls it 'breaking the ice'.

    Date: 08/16/15 Views: 120,776 Category: Seniors

  • The Philip Seymour Hoffman Sextape?

    The Philip Seymour Hoffman Sextape?

    More like Steve Martin, 45,000 Sloppy Joes later. Whoever he is, I hope liquidating your 401k just to glory-fuck a Suicide Girls reject was worth the 4 minutes and 38 seconds of extramarital pleasure.

    Date: 04/17/14 Views: 226,448 Category: Seniors

  • Crippled Geezer Upskirts MILF

    Crippled Geezer Upskirts MILF

    Immobile fatty pays a visit to the local Walmart to stock up on war novels and V8 Splash when fate sends a pantiless milf his way. Hopefully the Mrs. is nearby. He's gonna need a diaper change after that encounter.

    Date: 07/31/11 Views: 130,492 Category: Seniors

  • Grandma's Pussy WTF

    Grandma's Pussy WTF

    You know what they say... once a slut, always a slut. In this case, that quote is regrettably accurate. This hag is millenniums past her expiration date and still likes to flaunt it...

    Date: 09/12/10 Views: 120,583 Category: Seniors