How this girl was convinced to double fuck half the cast of No Country For Old Men is beyond me, but I bet my bottom shilling it had something to do with maxed out credit cards, and an unorthodox addiction to Cialis. GG
It's all shits and dumplings until you give a 67-year-old beet farmer a cyclopean erection. He was invited to look-no-touch - he went bobbing for carp instead. We call it 'sexual assault'. China calls it 'breaking the ice'.
Armed with nothing more than a trust fund and 2.5 inches of war-grade boner, Wilford lets his genitals tour a more dangerous minefield than he ever saw in double-ya double-ya 2. But this time, PTSD is optional.
She looks like something out of Stephen King's Creepshow. He has the gut of a polar bear in it's third trimester. It was never meant to be... but somewhere between New Jersey & Bangkok, they found true love.
Butt munching is pretty straight forward. Just spread the cheeks and let er rip. Unless of course Metamucil is a staple in your recipient's diet. A bold choice, but this lady is filling in more bucketlists than bungee jumping.
Contrary to his appearance, Jessie Pinkman is not the target for this shiny-headed senior. He's still plans on making a bust though: Only this time it's on the face of a girl that took a wrong turn at community college LOL.
Immobile fatty pays a visit to the local Walmart to stock up on war novels and V8 Splash when fate sends a pantiless milf his way. Hopefully the Mrs. is nearby. He's gonna need a diaper change after that encounter.