Seniors

  • How to Ruin an 18-year-old

    How to Ruin an 18-year-old

    Reminds me of something my grammy would say: Don't hate the player with the deflated balloon knot, hate the game. Not since the reboot of Karate Kid have I been disgusted with men over the age of 50-years-old.

    Date: 07/15/17 Views: 142,103 Category: Seniors

  • SURPRISE CUNNILINGIS

    SURPRISE CUNNILINGIS

    It's all shits and dumplings until you give a 67-year-old beet farmer a cyclopean erection. He was invited to look-no-touch - he went bobbing for carp instead. We call it 'sexual assault'. China calls it 'breaking the ice'.

    Date: 08/16/15 Views: 112,120 Category: Seniors

  • Big Man in Thailand

    Big Man in Thailand

    She looks like something out of Stephen King's Creepshow. He has the gut of a polar bear in it's third trimester. It was never meant to be... but somewhere between New Jersey & Bangkok, they found true love.

    Date: 01/21/15 Views: 159,980 Category: Seniors

  • The Philip Seymour Hoffman Sextape?

    The Philip Seymour Hoffman Sextape?

    More like Steve Martin, 45,000 Sloppy Joes later. Whoever he is, I hope liquidating your 401k just to glory-fuck a Suicide Girls reject was worth the 4 minutes and 38 seconds of extramarital pleasure.

    Date: 04/17/14 Views: 219,266 Category: Seniors

  • Crippled Geezer Upskirts MILF

    Crippled Geezer Upskirts MILF

    Immobile fatty pays a visit to the local Walmart to stock up on war novels and V8 Splash when fate sends a pantiless milf his way. Hopefully the Mrs. is nearby. He's gonna need a diaper change after that encounter.

    Date: 07/31/11 Views: 123,485 Category: Seniors

  • She Thinks Its Funny

    She Thinks Its Funny

    You just got pussy pounded and creampied by 116 year old man, who may or may not be gramps from King of the Hill. Is it really a time for laughs? Go sit in a tub of bleach and think it over.

    Date: 01/29/11 Views: 160,333 Category: Seniors

  • Grandma's Pussy WTF

    Grandma's Pussy WTF

    You know what they say... once a slut, always a slut. In this case, that quote is regrettably accurate. This hag is millenniums past her expiration date and still likes to flaunt it...

    Date: 09/12/10 Views: 113,025 Category: Seniors