Tojo stuck his ching up the wrong chang, and now this poor Asian broad aint gonna shit tofu right for another decade. There goes her budding career as scat girl #8 in the hugely popular "Oops I Defecated On You" series.
Date January 28th, 2012
Views 40823
Deira Hanzawa - 20 y/o, resident of Hawaii, big on white cock, bigger on Arizona Iced Tea. That's 2 years worth of investigative journalism right there. If you know something I dont, hit me up.
Date November 20th, 2011
Views 91973
Granted some of the pics are a bit shopped but scroll down a little and check the 2 youtube vids near the bottom. Crazy bitch straight ching-chonged her face into Sailor Moon status.
Date October 18th, 2011
Views 50863
Here's the unedited version of the efukt classic. It's a whopping 30 seconds longer, but amazing things happen in that 30 seconds.
Date September 22nd, 2011
Views 111531
I like how the girl at the end does some fancy hand movements on his cock, keeping things professional and massage-like, rather than giving him a straight up handjob. In her mind, she's only 1/2 a whore. Cute.
Date August 24th, 2011
Views 134563
Four milfs stand naked behind a cardboard wall that reveals nothing more than their twats n' knockers. Objective? Sniff the vaginas, locate mom. Prize? Getting to sniff mom's vagina. Sign me the fuck up.
Date August 4th, 2011
Views 95875
Well shit. I got some Fruit of the Loom briefs left over from last years Hanukkah. I'd Fedex that shit but im not too sure how you'd feel about the designer skidmarks.
Date March 6th, 2011
Views 75669
One touch to the vagina and this bitch flops around like ritalin-deprived retard. Give her fellatio and she'll make sounds only heard in Jumanji. Perform anal and... well, that's when people start to die.
Date October 28th, 2010
Views 146571
Japanese bitch with some big ol' knockers. Nobody knows it but she's an actress and these Jackie Chan motherfuckers with wandering eyes are on a gameshow. Priceless reactions.
Date October 8th, 2010
Views 49688
Crazy azn bitch goes kamikaze on this dudes egg sack, one falcon punch after another. Consequences will never be the same.
Date September 28th, 2010
Views 63905
Sorry, it's just not horse porn if it doesnt involve 20 inch cocks and gallons of semen - two necessities no Japanese man could ever fulfill. You lose.
Date September 22nd, 2010
Views 78228
Tojo turns this bitch's pussy into his own personal jungle gym, busting all sorts of futuristic sex moves.. AKA attempted compensation for his 3.5 inch penis.
Date June 25th, 2010
Views 55640
This bitch gags as if she just downed a bottle of cyanide. If that's not incentive to include asparagus in your diet, I don't know what is.
Date March 24th, 2010
Views 108833
I wonder what it's like to fuck a girl 80 years younger than you? Senior citizenship ain't looking so bad fellas.
Date June 25th, 2009
Views 105252
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Date May 16th, 2009
Views 105710
If I tried that on a girl, I'm pretty sure I'd break her back... which is why I'm definitely doing it.
Date May 11th, 2009
Views 97125
Average penis size of an Asian male = 2.7 inches. Some things are better left unseen.
Date March 30th, 2009
Views 98107
I know this is just another one of those stupid fake Jap videos... but it touches on an interesting subject. Honestly, I wonder what percentage of doctors have taken advantage of their patients? Kinda makes me wanna go back to med school.
Date December 12th, 2008
Views 111916
Maybe it's supposed to? Maybe that's why the Japanese love this shit so much. "Oh wowzerz, that's a really really big dog dick. Ahhhh I'm gonna cum!!!!". You make me sick.
Date November 1st, 2008
Views 99298
No description for this one fellas. I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise!
Date October 24th, 2008
Views 125201