Damn, and I thought a Tara Reid had a fucked up pair. The English vocabulary lacks proper adjectives to describe these tits so I'll leave you with an anology: 20% Maggie Gyllenhaal, 80% dairy cow.
Date June 9th, 2011 Views 77967
Chick gets gangbanged after being encased in a box of cement, with holes left for each orifice. Pretty sure that's fake as fuck but bonus points for the novel idea.
Date August 30th, 2010 Views 87108
Dude gets his dick sucked by a big titted tarantula from outer space. This is the hottest shit I've seen all week. Beastiality porn FTW.
Date August 7th, 2010 Views 39674
He's got a fat gut, a huge Arnie tattoo and any time his wife chows down on too many Twinkys, he fucks her throat till she pukes em all up. This dude has class.
Date May 29th, 2010 Views 79626
Naaah. Clearly he's just in deep thought - pondering what that bitch's sweaty asshole might smell like on Summer afternoon. I'm leaning towards guacamole. Organic.
Date April 2nd, 2010 Views 125149
It's a clitoris. Not a Stretch Armstrong doll. Keep at it and your twats gonna start to look like Joan River's face.
Date December 7th, 2009 Views 103481
Rohypnol. 9 out of 10 date rapists recommend it.
Date August 26th, 2009 Views 133331
RAP, not RAPE. You probably assumed I just made a typo and clicked without hesitation. Don't feel bad. It's an understandable mistake. After all, the words "Russia" and "rape" go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Date August 2nd, 2009 Views 101977
Drop by Arbys and order the Beef N' Cheddar. Proceed by removing the premium roast beef and passing it through your paper shredder. Retrieve all remnants and carefully mold em together. Bingo! You now have a 1:1 replica of this woman's vagina. Class dismissed.
Date April 12th, 2009 Views 98741
That's about as bad as eating your own shit... except eating your own shit doesn't make you gay. Scat for the win.
Date April 1st, 2009 Views 103858
Little boys and astronomy. The two have more in common than one would think.
Date March 28th, 2009 Views 95695
Do yourself a favor and skip this one. Seriously. I hope his cock gets emphysema and rots off.
Date February 5th, 2009 Views 97956
Well, they picked the wrong vagina to duplicate. More pink please and less roast beef.
Date October 24th, 2008 Views 95776
Yeah and I want a bigger dick but that aint gonna happen lady. You're just gonna have to learn to be happy with what god gave you - a few wedges of aged roast beef between the legs.
Date October 15th, 2008 Views 95469
This is what happen when your only sexual companion is your pet. When you finally fuck a real woman you just can't handle it. Hmmm this actually explains the 'squeal like a pig' scene out of Deliverance. I'm on to something here.
Date October 8th, 2008 Views 102194
Sorry, unfortunately her asshole is booked solid for the next 30 minutes... but her vagina on the other hand is currently availabe. Sir I must remind you this is quite a rarity, I suggest you go with the 2 for 1 special while it still lasts.
Date October 7th, 2008 Views 101498
Every year 500 Mexicans die from smoke cigarettes..... out of their vaginas.
Date September 3rd, 2008 Views 100986
She didn't use a pussy pump. This is a real vagina infection. Take a close look people. I'm going to pop it with a needle.
Date August 19th, 2008 Views 97323