My gut instinct tells me this is about as probable as a Lou Diamond Phillips film getting theatrical distribution... but I do find her nervous moans and heavy breathing compelling. What do you think?

Date: 05/08/13 | Views: 399982 | Category: Bizarre

Good call on the medical grade latex gloves. Those wheelchair-bound, mentally incapacitated boys are notorious for their legions of sexual partners. You just dodged herpes, AIDS, maybe even breast cancer.

Date: 12/14/12 | Views: 325128 | Category: Bizarre

and check them titties. Looks like 2 grapefruits topped with disproportionate amounts of Nickelodeon Gak. And to think... those funbags probably set her back 7k, or in whore economics - roughly 47 rimjobs. Jeepers.

Date: 08/30/12 | Views: 145916 | Category: Bizarre

This is wrong. More wrong than the time I defecated a weeks worth of BK value meals into the VHS case of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids and slipped it down a Blockbuster drop-box. Actually no, that was hilarious.

Date: 04/10/12 | Views: 395405 | Category: Bizarre

Damn, and I thought a Tara Reid had a fucked up pair. The English vocabulary lacks proper adjectives to describe these tits so I'll leave you with an anology: 20% Maggie Gyllenhaal, 80% dairy cow.

Date: 06/09/11 | Views: 119949 | Category: Bizarre

Chick gets gangbanged after being encased in a box of cement, with holes left for each orifice. Pretty sure that's fake as fuck but bonus points for the novel idea.

Date: 08/30/10 | Views: 144167 | Category: Bizarre

Dude gets his dick sucked by a big titted tarantula from outer space. This is the hottest shit I've seen all week. Beastiality porn FTW.

Date: 08/07/10 | Views: 63414 | Category: Bizarre

Drop by Arbys and order the Beef N' Cheddar. Proceed by removing the premium roast beef and passing it through your paper shredder. Retrieve all remnants and carefully mold em together. Bingo! You now have a 1:1 replica of this woman's vagina. Class dismissed.

Date: 04/12/09 | Views: 121088 | Category: Bizarre

That's about as bad as eating your own shit... except eating your own shit doesn't make you gay. Scat for the win.

Date: 04/01/09 | Views: 127008 | Category: Bizarre

Do yourself a favor and skip this one. Seriously. I hope his cock gets emphysema and rots off.

Date: 02/05/09 | Views: 122225 | Category: Bizarre

This is what happen when your only sexual companion is your pet. When you finally fuck a real woman you just can't handle it. Hmmm this actually explains the 'squeal like a pig' scene out of Deliverance. I'm on to something here.

Date: 10/08/08 | Views: 132916 | Category: Bizarre

Sorry, unfortunately her asshole is booked solid for the next 30 minutes... but her vagina on the other hand is currently availabe. Sir I must remind you this is quite a rarity, I suggest you go with the 2 for 1 special while it still lasts.

Date: 10/07/08 | Views: 132168 | Category: Bizarre

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

Date: 09/04/08 | Views: 125937 | Category: Bizarre

This poor poor girl. If she pukes up everything she eats, then she's probably never felt the wonders of going poop. She must feel so deprived.

Date: 07/22/08 | Views: 134780 | Category: Bizarre

This is called "autolingus". There is a fetish for it but not a whole lot of content to back it up. One of these days I hope to change that, with the aid of a video camera and a Russian contortionist.

Date: 05/16/08 | Views: 137157 | Category: Bizarre

This girl can eat herself out... kinda like a dog. I wanna give her a messy creampie and watch her clean herself with her tongue haha.

Date: 01/06/08 | Views: 154290 | Category: Bizarre