Bizarre

  • 18-years-old and Confused

    18-years-old and Confused

    show borbs and vargana or else milk truck arrive lasagna bitch. For 20 hours and then put my 1 feet pinus in your vegana. u will happy. wanna kiss ur panty. do milk

    Date: 03/06/19 Views: 146,771 Category: Bizarre

  • Something is Very, VERY Wrong

    Something is Very, VERY Wrong

    The biggest downside of following an all-turnip and gluten free water diet? Your soy boy body produces less testosterone than a chipmunk's nutsac. Speaking of nutsacs - take that fucking thing to biology class & leave it there, Foreman. srsly

    Date: 02/17/19 Views: 166,329 Category: Bizarre

  • I Came 17 Times

    I Came 17 Times

    That might be Riley Reid. And I might have to come up with an explanation as to why my neighbor's cat is walking with a limp right now. #drugsdrugsdrugs

    Date: 01/14/19 Views: 190,673 Category: Bizarre

  • I'm Not Handicap, I'm Handicapable!

    I'm Not Handicap, I'm Handicapable!

    It's all fun and games until you've had sexual intercourse with a pirate. Shit gets real when Captain Barbossa snaps off his prosthesis and makes a b-line for her v-hole... but there's no backing down here.

    Date: 12/26/14 Views: 140,266 Category: Bizarre

  • Worst Cock Ever

    Worst Cock Ever

    Everybody is born with a gift. Clearly his is having the Optimus Prime of genitalia. Watch in utter amazement as nothing more than a single-handed choke hold transforms his Oscar Mayer into a portobello mushroom.

    Date: 11/09/14 Views: 268,951 Category: Bizarre

  • Beta Male of the Year

    Beta Male of the Year

    Bro, you're supposed to fuck your girl, she's not supposed to fuck you. For real his chick is grabbing his ass having her way with it. WTF MAN!?

    Date: 10/10/14 Views: 144,863 Category: Bizarre

  • Magic Retard Moment @ 1:51

    Magic Retard Moment @ 1:51

    She's pretty cute right up until her orgasm. Her face and noises kill the majestic boner she had created just seconds earlier. Also, don't worry, it's cool guys, they checked her identification card and we're free to fap.

    Date: 08/21/14 Views: 302,477 Category: Bizarre

  • Nurse of the Year?

    Nurse of the Year?

    Good call on the medical grade latex gloves. Those wheelchair-bound, mentally incapacitated boys are notorious for their legions of sexual partners. You just dodged herpes, AIDS, maybe even breast cancer.

    Date: 12/14/12 Views: 405,298 Category: Bizarre

  • WTF Orgasm Of The Year

    WTF Orgasm Of The Year

    This is wrong. More wrong than the time I defecated a weeks worth of BK value meals into the VHS case of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids and slipped it down a Blockbuster drop-box. Actually no, that was hilarious.

    Date: 04/10/12 Views: 468,123 Category: Bizarre

  • Cement Girl

    Cement Girl

    Chick gets gangbanged after being encased in a box of cement, with holes left for each orifice. Pretty sure that's fake as fuck but bonus points for the novel idea.

    Date: 08/30/10 Views: 199,408 Category: Bizarre

  • Bulimic Girl Shows Off Her Disability

    Bulimic Girl Shows Off Her Disability

    This poor poor girl. If she pukes up everything she eats, then she's probably never felt the wonders of going poop. She must feel so deprived.

    Date: 07/22/08 Views: 157,870 Category: Bizarre