Preston Parker from Bangbros gets a little careless with his meat wand and lets out a stray cumshot, accidentally drenching both the cameraman and his video equipment in a typhoon of man-goo.
Date December 19th, 2011 Views 100526
Miguel gets a little too caught up in the moment and tries to go triple platinum with a swift ATM maneuver. The surprise poo poo a la carte is not much appreciated by his cute lady friend. Mission success.
Date December 11th, 2011 Views 99802
See that ripped-as-fuck bromaster over there? All those roids shrunk his testicles into pistachio nuts... so he's not exactly fit for a Peter North-esque facial. Time for Plan B - Jergens. Lots and lots of Jergens.
Date July 14th, 2011 Views 53701
If all members of 'N Sync took a collective shit in a bucket.. this man-child is what would rise up out of it. The real tragedy is that his sexual performance is just as bad as his haircut. May god have mercy.
Date July 10th, 2011 Views 70277
It's all about the element of surprise. Conquer that and nothing shall come between your cock and stinkhole glory, save for a few possible Hershey nuggets.
Date July 6th, 2011 Views 115521
Jenna Haze has trouble accepting the fact that she's not the best piece of pussy this random stuntcock has ever had. Lady, I'm afraid your twat has more mileage on it than a 63' Buick Riviera. I think it's time to move on.
Date July 5th, 2011 Views 82858
Her cornhole is the size of that Guatemalan sinkhole and she just scarfed down a #5 at Taco Bell. You know that ride "Free Fall" at Magic Mountain? Lets just say it bares a few striking similarities to this chick's colon.
Date June 20th, 2011 Views 96911
There's no coming back from something like this. Her twat will be forever agape. The chronic queefing has already set in. She's essentially a walking, talking whoopie cusion and yet she remains in good spirits. I like that in a whore.
Date May 17th, 2011 Views 99564
This is Dirty Harry. You might remember him from the meathole days. He used to be right up there with Max Hardcore, a certified destroyer of rectums. Now 10 years later and he's more lost than a poop in a perfume factory. I wonder if Medicare foots his viagra bill?
Date April 25th, 2011 Views 57339
She can pull off the 180 degree turn fairly well. No trouble there. The problem is what lies before you once the bitch has completed her about-face.
Date March 23rd, 2011 Views 85282
Have you ever seen a naked blonde go from smiling to crying in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya.. it's all fun and games till you get hit in the face with used douche water.
Date February 13th, 2011 Views 87791
Newbie slut tries to escape the wrath of a fully erect black man by slowly inching away... but the beast does not relent. A suicide dive is her only salvation. A small price to pay to end such suffering.
Date January 21st, 2011 Views 165147
Dude sets the mood right by ripping ass directly into his girlfriends face, mid blowjob. GG brother but next time, best remove your cock from her mouth prior to any funny business. Otherwise it's a fucking bear trap.
Date January 18th, 2011 Views 63164
White chick hocks a loogie to lube up a cock but misses her target, nails her negroid lady friend in the face instead. Accident? or gods will?
Date October 12th, 2010 Views 72385
Listen up at the 4 second mark. Bitch lets out enough gas to inflate a fuckin Goodyear blimp. NOTE: audio cuts out after 10 seconds... homemade fart porn fail.
Date August 20th, 2010 Views 91653
This guy used to be on a porn site called The Fart Hammer. He'd fuck girls and then blow ass right in their face. And now this? One seriously talented motherfucker.
Date July 14th, 2010 Views 69995
How someone could maintain an erection after their cock had been vomited on is beyond me. If that was me my cock would shrink even beyond its current tootsie roll status, become inverted and vow to never come outside again.
Date May 28th, 2010 Views 130155
Dude lets a wet one slip just as he blows his load and then oddly declares "i fart and cum hahaz". Somebody's going far in life!
Date May 28th, 2010 Views 77369
Pay close attention and you'll notice that that's not jizz being unloaded on to her face. It's lotion. Some dumb fuck standing aside the cameraman is flinging it at her lol. Porno magic baby.
Date May 17th, 2010 Views 85971