This video lasts about as long as that fat girl from Precious on a StairMaster, level 1. So you're gonna need to pay close attention, and if you figure out why the fuck this goob decided to rage, lemme know.
Preston Parker from Bangbros gets a little careless with his meat wand and lets out a stray cumshot, accidentally drenching both the cameraman and his video equipment in a typhoon of man-goo.
Miguel gets a little too caught up in the moment and tries to go triple platinum with a swift ATM maneuver. The surprise poo poo a la carte is not much appreciated by his cute lady friend. Mission success.
See that ripped-as-fuck bromaster over there? All those roids shrunk his testicles into pistachio nuts... so he's not exactly fit for a Peter North-esque facial. Time for Plan B - Jergens. Lots and lots of Jergens.
If all members of 'N Sync took a collective shit in a bucket.. this man-child is what would rise up out of it. The real tragedy is that his sexual performance is just as bad as his haircut. May god have mercy.
It's all about the element of surprise. Conquer that and nothing shall come between your cock and stinkhole glory, save for a few possible Hershey nuggets.
Jenna Haze has trouble accepting the fact that she's not the best piece of pussy this random stuntcock has ever had. Lady, I'm afraid your twat has more mileage on it than a 63' Buick Riviera. I think it's time to move on.
Her cornhole is the size of that Guatemalan sinkhole and she just scarfed down a #5 at Taco Bell. You know that ride "Free Fall" at Magic Mountain? Lets just say it bares a few striking similarities to this chick's colon.
There's no coming back from something like this. Her twat will be forever agape. The chronic queefing has already set in. She's essentially a walking, talking whoopie cusion and yet she remains in good spirits. I like that in a whore.
Cute teen with gothic undertones and a mean set of dicksucking skills goes to town on her BF's 7 incher. Unfortunately her enthusiastic blowjob comes to a halt after a minor instance of projectile vomit. That'll do it!
She can pull off the 180 degree turn fairly well. No trouble there. The problem is what lies before you once the bitch has completed her about-face.
Have you ever seen a naked blonde go from smiling to crying in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya.. it's all fun and games till you get hit in the face with used douche water.
Newbie slut tries to escape the wrath of a fully erect black man by slowly inching away... but the beast does not relent. A suicide dive is her only salvation. A small price to pay to end such suffering.
Dude sets the mood right by ripping ass directly into his girlfriends face, mid blowjob. GG brother but next time, best remove your cock from her mouth prior to any funny business. Otherwise it's a fucking bear trap.
White chick hocks a loogie to lube up a cock but misses her target, nails her negroid lady friend in the face instead. Accident? or gods will?
This guy used to be on a porn site called The Fart Hammer. He'd fuck girls and then blow ass right in their face. And now this? One seriously talented motherfucker.
How someone could maintain an erection after their cock had been vomited on is beyond me. If that was me my cock would shrink even beyond its current tootsie roll status, become inverted and vow to never come outside again.
Dude lets a wet one slip just as he blows his load and then oddly declares "i fart and cum hahaz". Somebody's going far in life!
Pay close attention and you'll notice that that's not jizz being unloaded on to her face. It's lotion. Some dumb fuck standing aside the cameraman is flinging it at her lol. Porno magic baby.