Ginger chubber finally pulls the plug on her nightly outings to Olive Garden and subsequently becomes fuckable. But can she keep off the weight and truly quell her desires for unlimited soup & breadsticks?

Date February 7th, 2012 Views 34179

Actually I lied. She's neither hot nor attempting to improve hygiene. She's Esmeralda, stealer of the Toshiba flatscreen and witchcraft aficionado. Moral of the story: never fuck with a Mexican's Telemundo.

Date November 14th, 2011 Views 105592

Check out the prunage on the youthful slut-muffin in slot #1. Does she reside in a jacuzzi or is that just what happens to people that wear Fruit of the Loom underwear? lol. Check out volume #2 HERE.

Date November 7th, 2011 Views 88329

Her face is more plastic than a China-made Glock. She should've saved that botox for her pussy lips instead. Always down for the Arby's.

Date December 3rd, 2010 Views 77369

A fine collection of women that havent been keeping up with modern technology - like sunblock. It's okay, the contrast makes my dick hard.

Date August 23rd, 2010 Views 64482

Fuck lady. If your mission is to pick up a 5 finger discount in the meat department, might as well go for the good stuff and nab a rib roast and some filet mignon. Bitch's never know how to steal.

Date July 27th, 2010 Views 67144

These are the "before" shots. I'd rather see the "after" ones where they're still trying to figure out whose basement they're in and why there's dried up cum in their hair.

Date August 10th, 2009 Views 111020

They put these pics up on their profiles cause they think it's cute and funny. Little do they know, it's the official jackoff material of balding 50 year olds around the world.

Date August 1st, 2009 Views 114535

Zoey Zane... what a hot piece of ass. I tried to fap but I got cock-blocked by my own conscious. Apparently it's bad karma to masturbate to dead people.

Date June 27th, 2009 Views 119778

This took place in Stockholm. I remember reading up on the incident extensively as research for my own bum porn project. Most 20 year olds go to college and learn trigonometry. Me - I moved to skidrow and documented hobos smoking meth and performing rimjobs. It was a revolutionary concept at the time.

Date May 27th, 2009 Views 110753

I just dont think I could ever bring myself to stick my cock anywhere remotely near where your mongloid boyfriend has been.

Date August 20th, 2008 Views 104954

Over 30 different girls... just hover your cursor over the ones you want to see naked and off come the clothes. You'll get bored after 30 seconds. Enjoy.

Date March 2nd, 2008 Views 119981

Here is a detailed list of female teachers who have been convicted of having sex with their students. If Mrs. Jackson accepted my proposal of oral sex in the locker room back in 1999, she could've made it on to this page as well.

Date March 2nd, 2008 Views 107892