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  • Imposter of the Decade

    Imposter of the Decade

    would.

    Date: 09/25/17 Views: 126,721 Category: Gallery

  • Unexpected Vaginas

    Unexpected Vaginas

    11-picture tutorial on how to secure your status as a registered sex offender. Specifically #9, which is miraculously not sporting a single visible skid mark.

    Date: 09/15/17 Views: 132,393 Category: Gallery

  • It's time to STOP.

    It's time to STOP.

    The most offensive thing I've seen women do since accidentally loading buzzfeed.com. And much like that site, spending more than 5 minutes in the same room as one of these creatures will lead to ritual suicide. #GAG

    Date: 06/28/17 Views: 149,026 Category: Gallery

  • She's legal... I SWEAR!

    She's legal... I SWEAR!

    Fetch my handkerchief, I wish to ejaculate post-haste.

    Date: 04/29/17 Views: 205,043 Category: Gallery

  • HELP! I'm on the Internet!

    HELP! I'm on the Internet!

    Bombin Jager

    Date: 11/29/16 Views: 159,308 Category: Gallery

  • GOTCHA BITCH

    GOTCHA BITCH

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 11/06/16 Views: 252,847 Category: Gallery

  • Befores and Afters

    Befores and Afters

    I wont BS you, this Jerry Springer starter kit is pretty lackluster. But something about girl #two speaks to me in a she's sucked dick for chicken nuggets kind of way.

    Date: 08/16/16 Views: 320,568 Category: Gallery

  • Public Affections II

    Public Affections II

    There's only 2 things I value in life more than quilted toilet paper. One involves napalm and celebrity home tours. The other is sexually frustrated women giving less than a fuck in public. Today I get 1 wish granted.

    Date: 07/17/16 Views: 316,930 Category: Gallery

  • Like Mother Like Daughter

    Like Mother Like Daughter

    My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. - George Washington

    Date: 06/23/16 Views: 181,592 Category: Gallery

  • Because... WHORES

    Because... WHORES

    Admittedly this is all pretty standard 'i drank two whole Coronas on spring break and jerked off your dog in the basement' syndrome... but girl in pic #11 is asking for trouble. Like, losing your bottle deposit kinda trouble.

    Date: 05/26/16 Views: 242,429 Category: Gallery

  • Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    A phat ass can make up for anything: bad skin, pubic lice, the initial stages of Chlamydia. But THIS vagrant? She's got booty meat like Tom Cruise has regressive Aspergers and I don't know where to cram my quarters.

    Date: 05/18/16 Views: 276,944 Category: Gallery

  • Overly Overdeveloped

    Overly Overdeveloped

    I'm all for pushing the limits. But when you need two tickets to fly coach cause you're packing more weight than Tyrion Lannister under your nipples, we officially have a fucking problem. #4 I'm looking in your direction.

    Date: 05/10/16 Views: 232,385 Category: Gallery

  • Awkward Moments

    Awkward Moments

    Had a fully torqued meat wrench going until I panned on down to #16. Looks like someone crossbred Aubrey Plaza with a chimpanzee then shit her out of Sarah Silverman. In other words: I only ejaculated twice.

    Date: 02/24/16 Views: 249,531 Category: Gallery

  • Bring a friend

    Bring a friend

    Simply infuckingcredible. I'd eat the potato latkes from her Hasidic shithole just to be in the same city as those vitamin D-enriched winnebagos. Bras have about as much use to her as Rosetta Stone does to Mike Tyson.

    Date: 02/21/16 Views: 259,341 Category: Gallery

  • Public Affections

    Public Affections

    Confirmation #92 that you're a fully fledged slutaroonie: The douchebag quartet (pic #5) whip their cocks out in the corner of a bar, and rather than go Kung Fu Panda on them, you snap photos for Instagram. #NOFILTER

    Date: 01/31/16 Views: 219,977 Category: Gallery

  • New Year, New Me?

    New Year, New Me?

    11 ladies that will never know the sweet kiss of a Carl's Jr. guacamole burger. If you're the type of guy that can enjoy a girl perusing her birth weight, this is the link for you. More of a protein connoisseur? I gotchu covered.

    Date: 01/02/16 Views: 175,249 Category: Gallery

  • Cops Don't Give a Fuck

    Cops Don't Give a Fuck

    #16

    Date: 12/23/15 Views: 185,939 Category: Gallery

  • It Makes teh Vagina Tighter

    It Makes teh Vagina Tighter

    Forgive my lack of female intuition, but I really wanna know - is weighing less than one of Dwayne Johnson's tits really THAT acceptable in most social circles? 7 seconds of watching The View has told me otherwise.

    Date: 12/15/15 Views: 241,889 Category: Gallery

  • Just A Little Bit Fucked Up II

    Just A Little Bit Fucked Up II

    A pleasant reminder that in Rio De Janeiro, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than suck cock or eat creme de papaya, consequences will be had. I refuse to find meaning here... but 1 man already did.

    Date: 10/01/15 Views: 266,720 Category: Gallery

  • Beefus Maximus

    Beefus Maximus

    Damn, check out the pulled pork on this one! You might end up having an erotic dream or 3 about eating her out. Huge emphasis on eating. Dominka's got enough Arby's marinating down there to end hunger in Detroit.

    Date: 03/27/15 Views: 170,607 Category: Gallery

  • Jap Pornstars Before and After

    Jap Pornstars Before and After

    It's pretty horrible what women will do to be accepted and keep up with cultural beauty standards. But with that said, pretty much the entire before side can go kick rocks and the right side is welcome over for pizza at my place any time.

    Date: 09/13/14 Views: 153,029 Category: Gallery

  • 18 Y/O Russian has INSANE body

    18 Y/O Russian has INSANE body

    A beautiful face can redeem just about anything - bad breath, small tits, crooked teeth, type 2 genital herpes. But THIS chick.... she's got a booty like Conan the Barbarian and I don't know whether to run or rim.

    Date: 07/16/14 Views: 285,226 Category: Gallery

  • The Girl With The Baboon Ass

    The Girl With The Baboon Ass

    The face of a ladyboy, tummy of Tara Reid, and a rear-end that only a visually impaired African American could love. Okay, that was mean. I do look forward to seeing you in the XXX remake of Elephant Man though.

    Date: 06/13/13 Views: 232,121 Category: Gallery

  • That Girl That Murdered Her BF

    That Girl That Murdered Her BF

    This is Jodi Arias - the girl that sucked off her ex-bf and then decapitated him in the shower an hour later. Vagina looks a little top-heavy but still a very cute girl. She'll be hearing from me on writeaprisoner.com.

    Date: 02/03/13 Views: 265,637 Category: Gallery

  • From Bad To... Kinda Bad?

    From Bad To... Kinda Bad?

    Apparently this is Bailey Jay, the Vita Don Teese of chicks w/ dicks. I'm not so sure. Some will look at this and see a beautiful shemale, all I see is that goofy fuck from Saving Silverman.

    Date: 08/30/12 Views: 278,222 Category: Gallery

  • EPIC BUTTER FACE

    EPIC BUTTER FACE

    She looks fine in the first pic, but if you keep scrolling down... it becomes pretty apparent who her parents are. Mother: Eva Mendez. Father: fucking Gonzo from Sesame Street. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    Date: 08/18/12 Views: 254,657 Category: Gallery

  • Girls Losing Their Shit

    Girls Losing Their Shit

    The ultimate collection (read: 4 images) of intoxicated women soiling the utter fuck out of their underpants. Perhaps I'm alone here but I'm seeing Taco Bell pintos & cheese across the board.

    Date: 08/16/12 Views: 309,176 Category: Gallery

  • Worst Shit You'll Ever See

    Worst Shit You'll Ever See

    Looks like something crawled out of Tim Burton's asshole and stole Anne Heche's haircut (circa I Know What You Did Last Summer). Thanks lady, you've reduced my erection to a Jolly Rancher.

    Date: 08/16/12 Views: 354,332 Category: Gallery

  • Just A Little Bit Fucked Up

    Just A Little Bit Fucked Up

    Photos of a deceased rape victim, categorized under 'videos-funny', and accompanied by user comments like "hope he fucked her asshole real good". That's some classy shit right there.

    Date: 05/03/12 Views: 373,395 Category: Gallery

  • This Made Me Cum 17 Times

    This Made Me Cum 17 Times

    Nice tits. Nice body. But what really sold me was the low mileage turd cutter. Take a good look. No wrinkles, no stains. It's nothing more than a mere dot, so cute you'd almost forget Cocoa Puffs come out of there.

    Date: 05/03/12 Views: 657,104 Category: Gallery