• What Happened to Chivalry?

    What Happened to Chivalry?

    Did it just, up and die?

    Date: 11/10/18 Views: 78,144 Category: Gallery

  • 1 Night in West Virginia

    1 Night in West Virginia

    Nice collection. REAL nice. But it's girl 2 in the gallery that really wets my whistle. The kinda female that has wall-mounted awards for her swallow job philanthropy.

    Date: 10/24/18 Views: 191,997 Category: Gallery

  • Awkward Moments II

    Awkward Moments II

    The ultimate collection (read: 20 images) of intoxicated and/or inebriated females soiling the utter fuck out of their clean images. Perhaps I'm alone on this one... but I'm seeing wife material across the board here.

    Date: 08/12/18 Views: 238,980 Category: Gallery

  • Amateur of the FUCKING YEAR

    Amateur of the FUCKING YEAR


    Date: 05/29/18 Views: 183,808 Category: Gallery

  • Forever Regrets

    Forever Regrets


    Date: 05/26/18 Views: 261,631 Category: Gallery

  • Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    A phat ass can make up for anything: bad skin, pubic lice, the initial stages of Chlamydia. But THIS vagrant? She's got booty meat like Tom Cruise has regressive Aspergers and I don't know exactly where to cram my quarters.

    Date: 02/19/18 Views: 210,430 Category: Gallery

  • The Morning After

    The Morning After

    Nothing peaks interest quite like inebriated girls and their inability to stay fully clothed. So here's 30 of em. Specific interest should be given to girlie numero 3 who has miraculously made it through the night skidmark-free.

    Date: 10/27/17 Views: 221,457 Category: Gallery

  • Before & Afters

    Before & Afters

    I wont bamboozle you: this trailer park starter kit is pretty uninspiring. But there's something about girl #2 that speaks to me in a she's sucked dick for chicken nuggets kind of way, and I think it should be shared with the world.

    Date: 10/24/17 Views: 258,307 Category: Gallery

  • Imposter of the Decade

    Imposter of the Decade


    Date: 09/24/17 Views: 161,853 Category: Gallery

  • Unexpected Vaginas

    Unexpected Vaginas

    11-picture tutorial on how to secure your status as a registered sex offender. Specifically #9, which is miraculously not sporting a single visible skid mark.

    Date: 09/15/17 Views: 162,911 Category: Gallery

  • It's time to STOP.

    It's time to STOP.

    The most offensive thing I've seen women do since accidentally loading And much like that site, spending more than 5 minutes in the same room as one of these creatures will lead to ritual suicide. #GAG

    Date: 06/28/17 Views: 170,955 Category: Gallery

  • She's legal... I SWEAR!

    She's legal... I SWEAR!

    Fetch my handkerchief, I wish to ejaculate post-haste.

    Date: 04/29/17 Views: 244,725 Category: Gallery

  • HELP! I'm on the Internet!

    HELP! I'm on the Internet!

    Bombin Jager

    Date: 11/29/16 Views: 172,452 Category: Gallery




    Date: 11/06/16 Views: 266,183 Category: Gallery

  • Public Affections II

    Public Affections II

    There's only 2 things I value in life more than quilted toilet paper. One involves napalm and celebrity home tours. The other is sexually frustrated women giving less than a fuck in public. Today I get 1 wish granted.

    Date: 07/17/16 Views: 340,025 Category: Gallery

  • Like Mother Like Daughter

    Like Mother Like Daughter

    My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. - George Washington

    Date: 06/23/16 Views: 195,424 Category: Gallery

  • Because... WHORES

    Because... WHORES

    Admittedly this is all pretty standard 'i drank two whole Coronas on spring break and jerked off your dog in the basement' syndrome... but girl in pic #11 is asking for trouble. Like, losing your bottle deposit kinda trouble.

    Date: 05/26/16 Views: 256,506 Category: Gallery

  • Overly Overdeveloped

    Overly Overdeveloped

    I'm all for pushing the limits. But when you need two tickets to fly coach cause you're packing more weight than Tyrion Lannister under your nipples, we officially have a fucking problem. #4 I'm looking in your direction.

    Date: 05/10/16 Views: 245,453 Category: Gallery

  • Awkward Moments

    Awkward Moments

    Had a fully torqued meat wrench going until I panned on down to #16. Looks like someone crossbred Aubrey Plaza with a chimpanzee then shit her out of Sarah Silverman. In other words: I only ejaculated twice.

    Date: 02/24/16 Views: 263,058 Category: Gallery

  • Bring a friend

    Bring a friend

    Simply infuckingcredible. I'd eat the potato latkes from her Hasidic shithole just to be in the same city as those vitamin D-enriched winnebagos. Bras have about as much use to her as Rosetta Stone does to Mike Tyson.

    Date: 02/21/16 Views: 272,290 Category: Gallery

  • Public Affections

    Public Affections

    Confirmation #92 that you're a fully fledged slutaroonie: The douchebag quartet (pic #5) whip their cocks out in the corner of a bar, and rather than go Kung Fu Panda on them, you snap photos for Instagram. #NOFILTER

    Date: 01/31/16 Views: 228,951 Category: Gallery

  • New Year, New Me?

    New Year, New Me?

    11 ladies that will never know the sweet kiss of a Carl's Jr. guacamole burger. If you're the type of guy that can enjoy a girl perusing her birth weight, this is the link for you. More of a protein connoisseur? I gotchu covered.

    Date: 01/02/16 Views: 182,636 Category: Gallery

  • Cops Don't Give a Fuck

    Cops Don't Give a Fuck


    Date: 12/23/15 Views: 190,375 Category: Gallery

  • It Makes teh Vagina Tighter

    It Makes teh Vagina Tighter

    Forgive my lack of female intuition, but I really wanna know - is weighing less than one of Dwayne Johnson's tits really THAT acceptable in most social circles? 7 seconds of watching The View has told me otherwise.

    Date: 12/15/15 Views: 247,988 Category: Gallery

  • Just A Little Bit Fucked Up II

    Just A Little Bit Fucked Up II

    A pleasant reminder that in Rio De Janeiro, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than suck cock or eat creme de papaya, consequences will be had. I refuse to find meaning here... but 1 man already did.

    Date: 10/01/15 Views: 274,342 Category: Gallery

  • Beefus Maximus

    Beefus Maximus

    Damn, check out the pulled pork on this one! You might end up having an erotic dream or 3 about eating her out. Huge emphasis on eating. Dominka's got enough Arby's marinating down there to end hunger in Detroit.

    Date: 03/27/15 Views: 175,765 Category: Gallery

  • Jap Pornstars Before and After

    Jap Pornstars Before and After

    It's pretty horrible what women will do to be accepted and keep up with cultural beauty standards. But with that said, pretty much the entire before side can go kick rocks and the right side is welcome over for pizza at my place any time.

    Date: 09/13/14 Views: 156,985 Category: Gallery

  • 18 Y/O Russian has INSANE body

    18 Y/O Russian has INSANE body

    A beautiful face can redeem just about anything - bad breath, small tits, crooked teeth, type 2 genital herpes. But THIS chick.... she's got a booty like Conan the Barbarian and I don't know whether to run or rim.

    Date: 07/16/14 Views: 290,235 Category: Gallery

  • The Girl With The Baboon Ass

    The Girl With The Baboon Ass

    The face of a ladyboy, tummy of Tara Reid, and a rear-end that only a visually impaired African American could love. Okay, that was mean. I do look forward to seeing you in the XXX remake of Elephant Man though.

    Date: 06/13/13 Views: 235,468 Category: Gallery

  • From Bad To... Kinda Bad?

    From Bad To... Kinda Bad?

    Apparently this is Bailey Jay, the Vita Don Teese of chicks w/ dicks. I'm not so sure. Some will look at this and see a beautiful shemale, all I see is that goofy fuck from Saving Silverman.

    Date: 08/30/12 Views: 285,626 Category: Gallery