If Monster was made into a porn.. the end result would look something like this.
Date January 29th, 2011 Views 94039
Topless hooker gets pissed after some broke ass coonaroonie keeps bugging her for a freebie. After slapping him around a bit, she goes on some tirade about how she wouldn't even let him have a whiff. At some point he probably shouldve said thank you.
Date November 7th, 2010 Views 45855
Dudes got down syndrome... and apparently better friends than me cause the lot of em each pitched in 5 bucks & picked him up a stripper for his 20th birthday. He's not much of a talker but he sure can grunt!
Date September 13th, 2010 Views 87158
A born again Christian armed with a video camera harasses various consumers of crackwhore pussy. Community service doesn't get any better than this.
Date February 21st, 2010 Views 108837
Must feel great to get your dick sucked by Bernie Mac's twin brother. Eh. That was kinda mean. Bernie Mac isn't nearly as ugly as this bitch.
Date November 26th, 2009 Views 100151
And considerably cheaper. It's a win-win situation... until you contract chlamydia and unwittingly pass it on to your beloved wife. That tends to taint the experience a little bit.
Date August 4th, 2009 Views 125406
I dunno. I suppose it's possible that she's just really strung out on crack, but her sporadic head movements are nearly identical to that of Marty McFly. I definitely wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her chompers. That'd be like getting a bobo from a bobble head.
Date February 4th, 2009 Views 108286
He's worried about losing his job. Fuck your job bro, you have your reputation to think about. What if the whole world finds out you pay fatties for secks? Who's gonna want to fuck you then? haha
Date August 19th, 2008 Views 101863
I think this kinda treatment just comes with the territory. She could always go back to college and become a doctor if she gets sick of being a whore.
Date March 31st, 2008 Views 105546