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  • 1-Star Prostitute

    1-Star Prostitute

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    Date: 09/04/17 Views: 107,156 Category: Hookers

  • Prostitute Not Ready For Anal

    Prostitute Not Ready For Anal

    Slick Rickles rushes, she leaps away in fear: a move this pro anticipated. He returns fire at full power, and dives deeper in her mud goblet. Reality at 11:24 when it's realized she won the battle, but lost the war HAHA.

    Date: 04/06/17 Views: 144,030 Category: Hookers

  • Prostitute Regrets Job

    Prostitute Regrets Job

    Dude's got a knack for tossing sauce... and apparently he's been stockpiling for a week 'cause even a certified cocksmith wasn't expecting to put in overtime hours today. Not much of a talker, but she sure can squawk!

    Date: 12/04/16 Views: 157,602 Category: Hookers

  • Escort Instantly Regrets Job

    Escort Instantly Regrets Job

    Have you ever seen a professional cocksmith go from smiling to disgusted so quickly? She's pretty good at hiding it but lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you're face-to-gut with a man in his third trimester.

    Date: 05/05/16 Views: 343,158 Category: Hookers

  • First Prostitute at Age 45

    First Prostitute at Age 45

    He has the swagger of an inbred sheep herder, and in the world of call girl hanky panky, "suave" is not an option. Sure enough, she learns the hard way: never fuck a man that knows every episode of Alf by heart.

    Date: 02/11/16 Views: 202,074 Category: Hookers

  • The Little Escort that Could

    The Little Escort that Could

    backpage.com intern thinks her objective can be met, no matter how many Baconators her client shoveled in prior to engagement... only to be shot down by reality. The element of irrational logic has never been so erotic.

    Date: 01/30/16 Views: 231,007 Category: Hookers

  • Introductory to Prostitution

    Introductory to Prostitution

    An eight minute crash course on how to squeeze every shekel out of your favorite vagrant - as illustrated by a guy that barks out more instructions than a fucking ride at 6 Flags. It's priceless information really. Trust me.

    Date: 07/21/15 Views: 150,560 Category: Hookers

  • 5 Reasons Not to Bang a Prostitute

    5 Reasons Not to Bang a Prostitute

    Spunky Brewster taps into not-so repressed memories, creating worse mental imagery than I got upon hearing of a Courtney Stodden sex tape. And that's before she mentioned the $5 cream cheese special. You'll see...

    Date: 05/30/15 Views: 170,445 Category: Hookers

  • BEEP BEEP - I GOT A PROSTITUTE

    BEEP BEEP - I GOT A PROSTITUTE

    Fresh out of an Arby's parking lot and new to the ride & glide scene, this spring-loaded slut bounces her way to redneck superstardom. The flannel shirt gourmet knows this isn't porn. It's preparation for a marriage proposal.

    Date: 02/22/15 Views: 155,471 Category: Hookers

  • Kinda Sounds Like Donald Duck

    Kinda Sounds Like Donald Duck

    Must feel great to get your dick sucked by Bernie Mac's twin brother. Eh. That was kinda mean. Bernie Mac isn't nearly as ugly as this bitch.

    Date: 11/26/09 Views: 116,657 Category: Hookers

  • Hooker Has Parkinsons Disease

    Hooker Has Parkinsons Disease

    I dunno. I suppose it's possible that she's just really strung out on crack, but her sporadic head movements are nearly identical to that of Marty McFly. I definitely wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her chompers. That'd be like getting a bobo from a bobble head.

    Date: 02/04/09 Views: 170,726 Category: Hookers