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  • The Legend Himself

    The Legend Himself

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned the line between memes and real life officially doesn't exist anymore. Bring on the moth gangbangs and bowsette ejaculations.

    Date: 09/27/18 Views: 167,398 Category: Hookers

  • Escort Can't Handle it!

    Escort Can't Handle it!

    Not since paying backpage.com's finest in pennies have you seen a sexual arrangement become such a challenge. A hooker with a 'no tits no blowjob' policy? Congratulations on being more useless than a chocolate teapot.

    Date: 02/22/18 Views: 206,004 Category: Hookers

  • Just DO IT

    Just DO IT

    Nothing gets an appt booked with the clinic faster than skin-on-skin with Thailand's second string. So here's 2 of em. That's right, TWO - as in the # of Valtrex dosages this guy will be taking every day for the rest of his life.

    Date: 12/15/17 Views: 242,095 Category: Hookers

  • Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    and by 'moment' I mean the 10 seconds it took for an Ecuadorian hooker to say ADIOS to the gangbang contract and make a run for the door. Only thing missing here is a Mariachi band attempting to cover Cyprus Hill songs.

    Date: 10/29/17 Views: 190,654 Category: Hookers

  • Prostitute Not Ready For Anal

    Prostitute Not Ready For Anal

    Slick Rickles rushes, she leaps away in fear: a move this pro anticipated. He returns fire at full power, and dives deeper in her mud goblet. Reality at 11:24 when it's realized she won the battle, but lost the war HAHA.

    Date: 04/06/17 Views: 171,735 Category: Hookers

  • Prostitute Regrets Job

    Prostitute Regrets Job

    Dude's got a knack for tossing sauce... and apparently he's been stockpiling for a week 'cause even a certified cocksmith wasn't expecting to put in overtime hours today. Not much of a talker, but she sure can squawk!

    Date: 12/04/16 Views: 172,121 Category: Hookers

  • Escort Instantly Regrets Job

    Escort Instantly Regrets Job

    Have you ever seen a professional cocksmith go from smiling to disgusted so quickly? She's pretty good at hiding it but lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you're face-to-gut with a man in his third trimester.

    Date: 05/05/16 Views: 373,400 Category: Hookers

  • Introductory to Prostitution

    Introductory to Prostitution

    An eight minute crash course on how to squeeze every shekel out of your favorite vagrant - as illustrated by a guy that barks out more instructions than a fucking ride at 6 Flags. It's priceless information really. Trust me.

    Date: 07/21/15 Views: 160,633 Category: Hookers

  • 5 Reasons Not to Bang a Prostitute

    5 Reasons Not to Bang a Prostitute

    Spunky Brewster taps into not-so repressed memories, creating worse mental imagery than I got upon hearing of a Courtney Stodden sex tape. And that's before she mentioned the $5 cream cheese special. You'll see...

    Date: 05/30/15 Views: 181,007 Category: Hookers

  • BEEP BEEP - I GOT A PROSTITUTE

    BEEP BEEP - I GOT A PROSTITUTE

    Fresh out of an Arby's parking lot and new to the ride & glide scene, this spring-loaded slut bounces her way to redneck superstardom. The flannel shirt gourmet knows this isn't porn. It's preparation for a marriage proposal.

    Date: 02/22/15 Views: 164,504 Category: Hookers

  • Hooker Has Parkinsons Disease

    Hooker Has Parkinsons Disease

    I dunno. I suppose it's possible that she's just really strung out on crack, but her sporadic head movements are nearly identical to that of Marty McFly. I definitely wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her chompers. That'd be like getting a bobo from a bobble head.

    Date: 02/04/09 Views: 186,881 Category: Hookers