Sweet, I've got that very same machine at home, I use it to clean my taint after a dump.
Date October 12th, 2013
What foreigners in war torn countries do for "fun." I have a sneaking suspicion the guys off screen mocking this sad chick are also instructing her at gunpoint. I guess that's roadside bottle servicing.
Date July 16th, 2013
I never thought I'd live to see someone with worse taste in sexual partners than Roger Ebert. Then came the day that I googled 'sex life of an albino ginger' and came across this piece of work. ENJOY.
Date December 23rd, 2011
This is Hot Kinky Jo
once more. It's not exactly groundbreaking for the girl that's had pretty much everything up her ass save for a school bus, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth a watch.
Date November 23rd, 2011
Some women need dildos to get off. Others need fists. And then there's Shirley Stankpuss, who takes no less than a traffic cone to reach her O. That's a kidney buster for sure.
Date August 7th, 2011
puts her stink box on the line with her state of the art fuck machine. It certainly brings in the tips but I worry for the well being of her shit hole. She's on a fast track to a life of Depends.
Date July 15th, 2011
Damn. A whole bottle of Boone's Farm is crammed up her twat and she's practically yawning. I think she was Nadya Suleman in a former life.
Date October 18th, 2010
Cant imagine what it must like to fuck this one. Is it still considered 'sex' if your cock never even touches the inner walls of the vagina? LOL.
Date July 20th, 2010
Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?
Date May 3rd, 2010
Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.
Date February 2nd, 2010
I'm amazed by the lack of damage done to her hershey highway. Last time I took a shit that big my asshole looked like Amy Winehouse.
Date October 17th, 2009
Date August 5th, 2009
No water purifier? What the fuck kind of beverage is this.
Date July 23rd, 2009
Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles
. Always feels good to recycle.
Date June 30th, 2009
Check out how her pussy clings to the dildo as she retracts. Gotta admit that's pretty cool. With the girls I fuck I'm lucky to even get any friction. And I swear that's not because my cock is small, it's because their vaginas are just so dang big.
Date December 15th, 2008
Luckily herpes is only transmittable between humans or this bitch would be out of a job.
Date November 24th, 2008
I'm still waiting on the "pussy tightening machine". My wife's cunt is as a wide as our living room hallway... if it was any looser I'd be fucking thin air.
Date October 26th, 2008
Here is an all new treatment for constipation. This is a woman who will never know the pains of having to force a shit out of her asshole. In fact, she might wanna consider wearing diapers.
Date August 2nd, 2008
It's more like no one will ever want to do anal with her again. Her butthole is all war torn and nasty. That's what tends to happen when someone shoves a wine bottle in there with brute force.
Date July 3rd, 2008
I fail to see how that is even physically possible. It must be a miracle or some shit.
Date June 21st, 2008