2005 -a forgotten era when McNuggets could be had for a buck & the director of The Matrix still had a penis. It's also the year that Amazon.com began selling dildos, so why the fuck is she riding a Conair Blowmaster 10?

Date: 06/18/14 | Views: 376410 | Category: Objects

The head of a Hitachi is shaped like a doorknob. READ: not something you stick up your asshole. But when you have Brazilian butt implants and a $11 spray-on tan, a prolapse isn't a concern. It's destiny.

Date: 06/02/14 | Views: 161865 | Category: Objects

This is Hot Kinky Jo once more. It's not exactly groundbreaking for the girl that's had pretty much everything up her ass save for a school bus, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth a watch.

Date: 11/23/11 | Views: 181523 | Category: Objects

Some women need dildos to get off. Others need fists. And then there's Shirley Stankpuss, who takes no less than a traffic cone to reach her O. That's a kidney buster for sure.

Date: 08/07/11 | Views: 133489 | Category: Objects

HOLLY HANNA puts her stink box on the line with her state of the art fuck machine. It certainly brings in the tips but I worry for the well being of her shit hole. She's on a fast track to a life of Depends.

Date: 07/15/11 | Views: 143993 | Category: Objects

Damn. A whole bottle of Boone's Farm is crammed up her twat and she's practically yawning. I think she was Nadya Suleman in a former life.

Date: 10/18/10 | Views: 100501 | Category: Objects

Cant imagine what it must like to fuck this one. Is it still considered 'sex' if your cock never even touches the inner walls of the vagina? LOL.

Date: 07/20/10 | Views: 111260 | Category: Objects

Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?

Date: 05/03/10 | Views: 104453 | Category: Objects

Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.

Date: 02/02/10 | Views: 119458 | Category: Objects

I'm amazed by the lack of damage done to her hershey highway. Last time I took a shit that big my asshole looked like Amy Winehouse.

Date: 10/17/09 | Views: 108701 | Category: Objects

LOLOLOL

Date: 08/05/09 | Views: 107879 | Category: Objects

Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

Date: 06/30/09 | Views: 111742 | Category: Objects

Luckily herpes is only transmittable between humans or this bitch would be out of a job.

Date: 11/24/08 | Views: 104517 | Category: Objects

Here is an all new treatment for constipation. This is a woman who will never know the pains of having to force a shit out of her asshole. In fact, she might wanna consider wearing diapers.

Date: 08/02/08 | Views: 142367 | Category: Objects