This is Hot Kinky Jo once more. It's not exactly groundbreaking for the girl that's had pretty much everything up her ass save for a school bus, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth a watch.

Date: 11/23/11 | Views: 155297 | Category: Objects

Some women need dildos to get off. Others need fists. And then there's Shirley Stankpuss, who takes no less than a traffic cone to reach her O. That's a kidney buster for sure.

Date: 08/07/11 | Views: 113759 | Category: Objects

HOLLY HANNA puts her stink box on the line with her state of the art fuck machine. It certainly brings in the tips but I worry for the well being of her shit hole. She's on a fast track to a life of Depends.

Date: 07/15/11 | Views: 120438 | Category: Objects

Damn. A whole bottle of Boone's Farm is crammed up her twat and she's practically yawning. I think she was Nadya Suleman in a former life.

Date: 10/18/10 | Views: 90945 | Category: Objects

Cant imagine what it must like to fuck this one. Is it still considered 'sex' if your cock never even touches the inner walls of the vagina? LOL.

Date: 07/20/10 | Views: 101270 | Category: Objects

Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?

Date: 05/03/10 | Views: 97194 | Category: Objects

Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.

Date: 02/02/10 | Views: 114547 | Category: Objects

I'm amazed by the lack of damage done to her hershey highway. Last time I took a shit that big my asshole looked like Amy Winehouse.

Date: 10/17/09 | Views: 105039 | Category: Objects

LOLOLOL

Date: 08/05/09 | Views: 103556 | Category: Objects

Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

Date: 06/30/09 | Views: 107522 | Category: Objects

Check out how her pussy clings to the dildo as she retracts. Gotta admit that's pretty cool. With the girls I fuck I'm lucky to even get any friction. And I swear that's not because my cock is small, it's because their vaginas are just so dang big.

Date: 12/15/08 | Views: 114414 | Category: Objects

Luckily herpes is only transmittable between humans or this bitch would be out of a job.

Date: 11/24/08 | Views: 100538 | Category: Objects

Here is an all new treatment for constipation. This is a woman who will never know the pains of having to force a shit out of her asshole. In fact, she might wanna consider wearing diapers.

Date: 08/02/08 | Views: 129073 | Category: Objects