Some women need foreplay to reach climax Others, seek g-spot attention. And then there's Akira "hollow be thy name" Miyamoto. She takes no less than 20 inches of circumference to reach her O.
Her ability to keep objects inside is on par with my ability to not masturbate during the end credits of a Nicholas Cage movie. (See: None) NASA studied gravitational pull for decades & never got these results.
Cam whore #281 has an unintentional FML moment after realizing her 9 inch friend has swam into deeper waters. Luckily she's prepared: Squat, push and cross your tits the burrito bowl doesn't come out with it.
2005 -a forgotten era when McNuggets could be had for a buck & the director of The Matrix still had a penis. It's also the year that Amazon.com began selling dildos, so why the fuck is she riding a Conair Blowmaster 10?
The head of a Hitachi is shaped like a doorknob. READ: not something you stick up your asshole. But when you have Brazilian butt implants and a $11 spray-on tan, a prolapse isn't a concern. It's destiny.
Some women need dildos to get off. Others need fists. And then there's Shirley Stankpuss, who takes no less than a traffic cone to reach her O. That's a kidney buster for sure.
Damn. A whole bottle of Boone's Farm is crammed up her twat and she's practically yawning. I think she was Nadya Suleman in a former life.
Cant imagine what it must like to fuck this one. Is it still considered 'sex' if your cock never even touches the inner walls of the vagina? LOL.
Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?
Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.
I'm amazed by the lack of damage done to her hershey highway. Last time I took a shit that big my asshole looked like Amy Winehouse.
Luckily herpes is only transmittable between humans or this bitch would be out of a job.
Here is an all new treatment for constipation. This is a woman who will never know the pains of having to force a shit out of her asshole. In fact, she might wanna consider wearing diapers.