• Dildo Gets LOST Inside Her B-Hole

    Dildo Gets LOST Inside Her B-Hole

    Cam whore #281 has an unintentional FML moment after realizing her 9 inch friend has swam into deeper waters. Luckily she's prepared: Squat, push and cross your tits the burrito bowl doesn't come out with it.

    Date: 10/21/14 Views: 145,302 Category: Objects

  • 19 Y/O & STILL too shy to buy a dildo

    19 Y/O & STILL too shy to buy a dildo

    2005 -a forgotten era when McNuggets could be had for a buck & the director of The Matrix still had a penis. It's also the year that Amazon.com began selling dildos, so why the fuck is she riding a Conair Blowmaster 10?

    Date: 06/18/14 Views: 1,117,098 Category: Objects

  • Hitachi INSIDE Her Onion Booty

    Hitachi INSIDE Her Onion Booty

    The head of a Hitachi is shaped like a doorknob. READ: not something you stick up your asshole. But when you have Brazilian butt implants and a $11 spray-on tan, a prolapse isn't a concern. It's destiny.

    Date: 06/02/14 Views: 176,927 Category: Objects

  • Birthing A 4 Foot Dildo

    Birthing A 4 Foot Dildo

    This is Hot Kinky Jo once more. It's not exactly groundbreaking for the girl that's had pretty much everything up her ass save for a school bus, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth a watch.

    Date: 11/23/11 Views: 194,384 Category: Objects

  • Impaled By Cone, Literally

    Impaled By Cone, Literally

    Some women need dildos to get off. Others need fists. And then there's Shirley Stankpuss, who takes no less than a traffic cone to reach her O. That's a kidney buster for sure.

    Date: 08/07/11 Views: 145,629 Category: Objects

  • Her Butthole Almost Falls Out

    Her Butthole Almost Falls Out

    HOLLY HANNA puts her stink box on the line with her state of the art fuck machine. It certainly brings in the tips but I worry for the well being of her shit hole. She's on a fast track to a life of Depends.

    Date: 07/15/11 Views: 158,182 Category: Objects

  • Birthing A Wine Bottle

    Birthing A Wine Bottle

    Damn. A whole bottle of Boone's Farm is crammed up her twat and she's practically yawning. I think she was Nadya Suleman in a former life.

    Date: 10/18/10 Views: 108,476 Category: Objects

  • The Grand Canyon

    The Grand Canyon

    Cant imagine what it must like to fuck this one. Is it still considered 'sex' if your cock never even touches the inner walls of the vagina? LOL.

    Date: 07/20/10 Views: 119,566 Category: Objects

  • Prepping For Black Cock

    Prepping For Black Cock

    Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?

    Date: 05/03/10 Views: 111,543 Category: Objects

  • The Organic Butt Plug

    The Organic Butt Plug

    Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.

    Date: 02/02/10 Views: 124,139 Category: Objects

  • The Pepsi Challenge

    The Pepsi Challenge

    I'm amazed by the lack of damage done to her hershey highway. Last time I took a shit that big my asshole looked like Amy Winehouse.

    Date: 10/17/09 Views: 112,525 Category: Objects

  • Lizard Escapes Gay Man's Anus

    Lizard Escapes Gay Man's Anus


    Date: 08/05/09 Views: 111,474 Category: Objects

  • Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

    Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

    Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

    Date: 06/30/09 Views: 115,984 Category: Objects

  • Golf Ball Cleaner

    Golf Ball Cleaner

    Luckily herpes is only transmittable between humans or this bitch would be out of a job.

    Date: 11/24/08 Views: 108,213 Category: Objects

  • Asshole Decimated By Giant Dildo

    Asshole Decimated By Giant Dildo

    Here is an all new treatment for constipation. This is a woman who will never know the pains of having to force a shit out of her asshole. In fact, she might wanna consider wearing diapers.

    Date: 08/02/08 Views: 154,563 Category: Objects