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  • Too strong? MY BAD!

    Too strong? MY BAD!

    Okay I lied. It's not a torturegasm, nor is this as 'public' as they want you to think it is. Good thing she's dressed like Shakespeare in the fuckin' Park cause this is going to be my most fridge boner of the day. I guarantee it.

    Date: 11/27/17 Views: 109,401 Category: Objects

  • Hitachi INSIDE Her Onion Booty

    Hitachi INSIDE Her Onion Booty

    The head of a Hitachi is shaped like a doorknob. READ: not something you stick up your asshole. But when you have Brazilian butt implants and a $11 spray-on tan, a prolapse isn't a concern. It's destiny.

    Date: 06/02/14 Views: 178,150 Category: Objects

  • Her Butthole Almost Falls Out

    Her Butthole Almost Falls Out

    HOLLY HANNA puts her stink box on the line with her state of the art fuck machine. It certainly brings in the tips but I worry for the well being of her shit hole. She's on a fast track to a life of Depends.

    Date: 07/15/11 Views: 159,260 Category: Objects

  • Birthing A Wine Bottle

    Birthing A Wine Bottle

    Damn. A whole bottle of Boone's Farm is crammed up her twat and she's practically yawning. I think she was Nadya Suleman in a former life.

    Date: 10/18/10 Views: 109,270 Category: Objects

  • Prepping For Black Cock

    Prepping For Black Cock

    Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?

    Date: 05/03/10 Views: 112,193 Category: Objects

  • The Organic Butt Plug

    The Organic Butt Plug

    Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.

    Date: 02/02/10 Views: 124,493 Category: Objects

  • Lizard Escapes Gay Man's Anus

    Lizard Escapes Gay Man's Anus

    LOLOLOL

    Date: 08/05/09 Views: 111,899 Category: Objects

  • Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

    Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

    Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

    Date: 06/30/09 Views: 116,414 Category: Objects