Ever watch Charlie & The Chocolate Factory? Each of this woman's knockers used to be the size of an Augustus Gloop. Somehow she failed to see this for the divine blessing it was and instead chopped em off. Boo.
Date February 9th, 2012
Views 13581
A good smile will take you far in life. Add a pair of E-cup titties to the equation and that's how women become presidents.
Date January 5th, 2012
Views 55026
How to make your silly art shit 100x better: do headshots on the left and close-ups of the asshole on the right. That's what people really want. To match a face to a turd cutter. Not American Apparel ads.
Date December 15th, 2011
Views 129134
No, she doesn't have a penis. It's worse. Much much worse.
Date December 11th, 2011
Views 78313
Check out the snapper on this one! I'll probably end up having a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on eating. She's got enough McRib down there to feed Kevin Smith.
Date December 3rd, 2011
Views 109197
Holy fuckin Yogi Bear, this lady is a god damned perma-gaper. In the medical world, this is actually known on the books as 'i-let-a-black-man-fuck-my-asshole'. Good luck curing that shit.
Date November 30th, 2011
Views 133627
The snail trail fermenting in your cotton underwears I can tolerate. Shit, some folks might even find that erotic. But what's not erotic is the menstrual stains encrusted into your... well, you'll see.
Date November 25th, 2011
Views 83327
Dear zootube365.com, any ETA on when you'll be posting the uncensored HD video that this image originated from? monkey-splooges-on-asian-bitch.avi would really compliment my video library nicely.
Date November 7th, 2011
Views 97228
Small request to Jesus/Muhammad/Ed O'Neil - if there's anyway my nose could swap places with that small section of g-string that's hugging her tender anus... my buy 2 get 1 free Arby's coupon is all yours.
Date November 2nd, 2011
Views 92066
Nice ass. Nice tits. Face looks a little like the d-bag from AFI, but it aint nothing a 6 pack of Pabst couldnt fix. Now if only the same could be said for the chorizo dangling between her legs. Scroll down, you'll see.
Date September 9th, 2011
Views 119063
Dude's got some balls going to a nude beach with that tootsie roll cock. And speaking of balls... where the fuck is his nutsack? The only thing suggesting that he's even a man at this point is the homoerotic chest hair.
Date August 31st, 2011
Views 153808
Ru Paul, a suicide bomber and a displaced ginger... all gawking at the perfect pair of titties their mothers never gave em. Bitch is hot.
Date August 14th, 2011
Views 103892
Fuckin hell, she's hot. So hot I'd give up my limited edition Tony the Tiger Nike Dunks just to have a lick on the crotch portion of her latex whorefit. Feel free to blush bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.
Date August 4th, 2011
Views 94708
She'll only fuck pitbulls & men named Keyshawn. I must say.. I never thought I'd encounter a woman with worse taste in sexual partners than that fat bitch that married a roller coaster. This is truly groundbreaking.
Date May 27th, 2011
Views 97969
Take a petite white bitch and equip her with the best features of a black woman (huge ass and uhhh... yeah, kinda short list) and this is what you get. Fuckin fap.
Date February 18th, 2011
Views 103104
Grabbing on titties like a boss. Probably ate her cheeseburger too. Real men take what they want. Asking permissions is for pussies.
Date February 16th, 2011
Views 105975
Ethically retarded slut with a bean burrito ass to kill for. Lets just say I wouldnt hesitate to do shots of guacamole directly off her cornhole should the occasion ever present itself.
Date January 18th, 2011
Views 106049
The balloon knot nestled atop her stump of a leg I understand, but what happened to the other one? Looks like twist doughnut, minus the glaze.
Date December 1st, 2010
Views 115798
Now here's a mutually pleasurable sex act. Penis in the pink, everything else you can fit in the stink. Paint thinner to remove the shit stains from your finger nails not included.
Date November 13th, 2010
Views 85634
Holy stump of a penis. Someone go overboard with the peanut butter or what?
Date October 18th, 2010
Views 126014
