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  • Boyfriend Doesn't Give a Fuck

    Boyfriend Doesn't Give a Fuck

    When dreams become memes.

    Date: 05/02/17 Views: 184,234 Category: Picture

  • #SAVAGE

    #SAVAGE

    NO CHILL: At this particular moment you’re being overly reckless. Also known as the reason y bullying, obesity & Kanye West run wild on society.

    Date: 10/03/16 Views: 124,278 Category: Picture

  • Check Your Six

    Check Your Six

    PAPA JOHN PLS

    Date: 11/27/15 Views: 208,751 Category: Picture

  • What Happened Next?

    What Happened Next?

    Here's an ice-breaker I picked up while watching an infomercial for Vince Offer's Slapchop: "you're gonna love my nuts". Gentleman-like behavior is how people end up at Nickelback concerts, not Goldilocks' thighs.

    Date: 10/27/15 Views: 160,103 Category: Picture

  • U JELLY?

    U JELLY?

    Drop the SJW death stare, pick a more suitable location and give that haircut back to the yorkshire terrier you scalped... then maybe we'll talk about getting you in on some of the action next time you depraved bulldagger.

    Date: 09/26/15 Views: 132,037 Category: Picture

  • The Fister Sisters

    The Fister Sisters

    There's a thin line between acceptable Facebook profile photos and wrist-deep rectal slaughter. Where that line exists, I don't know... but judging by the decorative wall piece behind them I can guarantee girlie #1 does.

    Date: 09/14/15 Views: 222,005 Category: Picture

  • Hello? Kitty?

    Hello? Kitty?

    Much like Miley Cyrus after a spirited jog through the petting zoo, you can't trust a damn thing below this waistline. Well... at least she's got respect. Know who doesn't? THIS GUY. Kill him, questionably fap to this.

    Date: 08/30/15 Views: 150,896 Category: Picture

  • Uncle Jimmy Got Game

    Uncle Jimmy Got Game

    The Denny's waitress during the day, stripper-at-night starter kit we can tolerate. Shit, we encourage it. But what's not supporting blood flow to my nether regions is a bite mark that may or may not smell like Fixodent.

    Date: 04/02/15 Views: 117,155 Category: Picture

  • Bubble Butt of the Year

    Bubble Butt of the Year

    CGI? Butt implants? Life-long addiction to Taco Bell Pintos & Cheese? I don't even care. Just imagine her arching out and doing the frog squat on your Slim Jim. You'll cum so hard your semen will pelt the ceiling.

    Date: 04/19/14 Views: 179,159 Category: Picture

  • Attack of the Micropenis

    Attack of the Micropenis

    Someone kindly ask Paul Ryan/Slenderman to zip up his Chinos and put away the skin tag. If you wanna flash moderately attractive 19 y/o's in front of Forever 21, cool. But you need to have a cock. It's a prerequisite.

    Date: 04/14/14 Views: 232,777 Category: Picture

  • Disappointment of the Week

    Disappointment of the Week

    Nice tits. Real nice. But when I adjust my head 2 inches North all I see is a Owen Wilson... minus the crooked nose and plus a whole lot of down syndrome. Oversized sunglasses lady, and fast.

    Date: 05/08/13 Views: 324,948 Category: Picture

  • If real... then HOLY LOL

    If real... then HOLY LOL

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 03/01/13 Views: 541,307 Category: Picture

  • Stepdad of the Month

    Stepdad of the Month

    $4 and a zip folder of sexually suggestive photos of House M.D. says this dude gets recognized. Sorry friend, the glory days of you wearing your daughters underwear as a Mexican wrestling mask are over.

    Date: 01/09/13 Views: 489,421 Category: Picture

  • WILL IT FIT?

    WILL IT FIT?

    At first I was like "damn, I wish that was my GF", but upon deeper contemplation I realized her talents would be completely wasted on my 5.4 inch penis. Cue 'Screaming Infidelities' by Dashboard Confessional.

    Date: 07/05/12 Views: 536,847 Category: Picture

  • Tall Bitch

    Tall Bitch

    god damn.

    Date: 06/13/12 Views: 361,496 Category: Picture

  • Would You? U WOULD

    Would You? U WOULD

    Super cute face. Could almost pass for an Olsen twin. Unfortunately her fermenting twat looks like something out of an XXX remake of Harry & The Hendersons. I can smell the fuckin Wisconsin sharp cheddar from here.

    Date: 06/03/12 Views: 443,730 Category: Picture

  • Cyber Sex FAIL

    Cyber Sex FAIL

    This is incredibly erotic, yet so perverse. I haven't felt this conflicted since my chance encounter with Meredith Vieira at Souplantation in West Hollywood. On 1 hand I want to call her mom, on the other I wanna fuck the living pigment out of her asshole.

    Date: 05/04/12 Views: 298,804 Category: Picture

  • Skinny Body, MASSIVE Titties

    Skinny Body, MASSIVE Titties

    Ever watch Charlie & The Chocolate Factory? Each of this woman's knockers used to be the size of an Augustus Gloop. Somehow she failed to see this for the divine blessing it was and instead chopped em off. Boo.

    Date: 02/09/12 Views: 156,883 Category: Picture

  • Do I Look Better Naked?

    Do I Look Better Naked?

    How to make your silly art shit 100x better: do headshots on the left and close-ups of the asshole on the right. That's what people really want. To match a face to a turd cutter. Not American Apparel ads.

    Date: 12/15/11 Views: 291,546 Category: Picture

  • Hey Lady, NICE PUSSY

    Hey Lady, NICE PUSSY

    Check out the snapper on this one! I'll probably end up having a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on eating. She's got enough McRib down there to feed Kevin Smith.

    Date: 12/03/11 Views: 237,167 Category: Picture

  • The Black Hole

    The Black Hole

    Holy fuckin Yogi Bear, this lady is a god damned perma-gaper. In the medical world, this is actually known on the books as 'i-let-a-black-man-fuck-my-asshole'. Good luck curing that shit.

    Date: 11/30/11 Views: 334,758 Category: Picture

  • Apparel FAIL

    Apparel FAIL

    The snail trail fermenting in your cotton underwears I can tolerate. Shit, some folks might even find that erotic. But what's not erotic is the menstrual stains encrusted into your... well, you'll see.

    Date: 11/25/11 Views: 168,876 Category: Picture

  • Role Model FAIL

    Role Model FAIL

    Small request to Jesus/Muhammad/Ed O'Neil - if there's anyway my nose could swap places with that small section of g-string that's hugging her tender anus... my buy 2 get 1 free Arby's coupon is all yours.

    Date: 11/02/11 Views: 209,948 Category: Picture

  • America's Unhappiest Wife

    America's Unhappiest Wife

    Dude's got some balls going to a nude beach with that tootsie roll cock. And speaking of balls... where the fuck is his nutsack? The only thing suggesting that he's even a man at this point is the homoerotic chest hair.

    Date: 08/31/11 Views: 376,183 Category: Picture

  • Haters Gonna Hate

    Haters Gonna Hate

    Ru Paul, a suicide bomber and a displaced ginger... all gawking at the perfect pair of titties their mothers never gave em. Bitch is hot.

    Date: 08/14/11 Views: 211,777 Category: Picture

  • Cosplay WIN

    Cosplay WIN

    Fuckin hell, she's hot. So hot I'd give up my limited edition Tony the Tiger Nike Dunks just to have a lick on the crotch portion of her latex whorefit. Feel free to blush bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.

    Date: 08/04/11 Views: 168,717 Category: Picture

  • Butt Implants Done Right

    Butt Implants Done Right

    Take a petite white bitch and equip her with the best features of a black woman (huge ass and uhhh... yeah, kinda short list) and this is what you get. Fuckin fap.

    Date: 02/18/11 Views: 166,706 Category: Picture

  • David Cop-A-Feel

    David Cop-A-Feel

    Grabbing on titties like a boss. Probably ate her cheeseburger too. Real men take what they want. Asking permissions is for pussies.

    Date: 02/16/11 Views: 169,893 Category: Picture

  • Role Model Fail

    Role Model Fail

    Ethically retarded slut with a bean burrito ass to kill for. Lets just say I wouldnt hesitate to do shots of guacamole directly off her cornhole should the occasion ever present itself.

    Date: 01/18/11 Views: 155,273 Category: Picture

  • Fuck Me Already

    Fuck Me Already

    The balloon knot nestled atop her stump of a leg I understand, but what happened to the other one? Looks like twist doughnut, minus the glaze.

    Date: 12/01/10 Views: 164,048 Category: Picture