• Won't See Her 21st Birthday

    Won't See Her 21st Birthday

    Yelp Review: 1 Star (the shrimp was good)

    Date: 03/05/18 Views: 99,506 Category: Picture

  • 50 Times? IN A ROW?

    50 Times? IN A ROW?

    Josefina cut corners trying to emulate her hero. Turns out the $25 special at an Islamic plastic surgeon isn't the high ticket item originally thought. Now she's gotta live the rest of her life looking like Tim Burton's asshole LOL

    Date: 12/12/17 Views: 131,750 Category: Picture




    Date: 09/13/17 Views: 170,301 Category: Picture

  • Boyfriend Doesn't Give a Fuck

    Boyfriend Doesn't Give a Fuck

    When dreams become memes.

    Date: 05/02/17 Views: 223,746 Category: Picture



    NO CHILL: At this particular moment you’re being overly reckless. Also known as the reason y bullying, obesity & Kanye West run wild on society.

    Date: 10/03/16 Views: 128,271 Category: Picture

  • Check Your Six

    Check Your Six


    Date: 11/27/15 Views: 216,174 Category: Picture

  • What Happened Next?

    What Happened Next?

    Here's an ice-breaker I picked up while watching an infomercial for Vince Offer's Slapchop: "you're gonna love my nuts". Gentleman-like behavior is how people end up at Nickelback concerts, not Goldilocks' thighs.

    Date: 10/27/15 Views: 165,014 Category: Picture

  • U JELLY?

    U JELLY?

    Drop the SJW death stare, pick a more suitable location and give that haircut back to the yorkshire terrier you scalped... then maybe we'll talk about getting you in on some of the action next time you depraved bulldagger.

    Date: 09/26/15 Views: 135,010 Category: Picture

  • The Fister Sisters

    The Fister Sisters

    There's a thin line between acceptable Facebook profile photos and wrist-deep rectal slaughter. Where that line exists, I don't know... but judging by the decorative wall piece behind them I can guarantee girlie #1 does.

    Date: 09/14/15 Views: 227,835 Category: Picture

  • Uncle Jimmy Got Game

    Uncle Jimmy Got Game

    The Denny's waitress during the day, stripper-at-night starter kit we can tolerate. Shit, we encourage it. But what's not supporting blood flow to my nether regions is a bite mark that may or may not smell like Fixodent.

    Date: 04/02/15 Views: 118,818 Category: Picture

  • Bubble Butt of the Year

    Bubble Butt of the Year

    CGI? Butt implants? Life-long addiction to Taco Bell Pintos & Cheese? I don't even care. Just imagine her arching out and doing the frog squat on your Slim Jim. You'll cum so hard your semen will pelt the ceiling.

    Date: 04/19/14 Views: 181,244 Category: Picture

  • Disappointment of the Week

    Disappointment of the Week

    Nice tits. Real nice. But when I adjust my head 2 inches North all I see is a Owen Wilson... minus the crooked nose and plus a whole lot of down syndrome. Oversized sunglasses lady, and fast.

    Date: 05/08/13 Views: 327,116 Category: Picture

  • If real... then HOLY LOL

    If real... then HOLY LOL


    Date: 03/01/13 Views: 545,215 Category: Picture

  • Stepdad of the Month

    Stepdad of the Month

    $4 and a zip folder of sexually suggestive photos of House M.D. says this dude gets recognized. Sorry friend, the glory days of you wearing your daughters underwear as a Mexican wrestling mask are over.

    Date: 01/09/13 Views: 494,366 Category: Picture



    At first I was like "damn, I wish that was my GF", but upon deeper contemplation I realized her talents would be completely wasted on my 5.4 inch penis. Cue 'Screaming Infidelities' by Dashboard Confessional.

    Date: 07/05/12 Views: 540,647 Category: Picture

  • Tall Bitch

    Tall Bitch

    god damn.

    Date: 06/13/12 Views: 364,012 Category: Picture

  • Skinny Body, MASSIVE Titties

    Skinny Body, MASSIVE Titties

    Ever watch Charlie & The Chocolate Factory? Each of this woman's knockers used to be the size of an Augustus Gloop. Somehow she failed to see this for the divine blessing it was and instead chopped em off. Boo.

    Date: 02/09/12 Views: 158,451 Category: Picture

  • Do I Look Better Naked?

    Do I Look Better Naked?

    How to make your silly art shit 100x better: do headshots on the left and close-ups of the asshole on the right. That's what people really want. To match a face to a turd cutter. Not American Apparel ads.

    Date: 12/15/11 Views: 293,527 Category: Picture

  • Hey Lady, NICE PUSSY

    Hey Lady, NICE PUSSY

    Check out the snapper on this one! I'll probably end up having a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on eating. She's got enough McRib down there to feed Kevin Smith.

    Date: 12/03/11 Views: 238,976 Category: Picture

  • Apparel FAIL

    Apparel FAIL

    The snail trail fermenting in your cotton underwears I can tolerate. Shit, some folks might even find that erotic. But what's not erotic is the menstrual stains encrusted into your... well, you'll see.

    Date: 11/25/11 Views: 170,156 Category: Picture

  • Role Model FAIL

    Role Model FAIL

    Small request to Jesus/Muhammad/Ed O'Neil - if there's anyway my nose could swap places with that small section of g-string that's hugging her tender anus... my buy 2 get 1 free Arby's coupon is all yours.

    Date: 11/02/11 Views: 211,582 Category: Picture

  • Cosplay WIN

    Cosplay WIN

    Fuckin hell, she's hot. So hot I'd give up my limited edition Tony the Tiger Nike Dunks just to have a lick on the crotch portion of her latex whorefit. Feel free to blush bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.

    Date: 08/04/11 Views: 170,028 Category: Picture

  • Butt Implants Done Right

    Butt Implants Done Right

    Take a petite white bitch and equip her with the best features of a black woman (huge ass and uhhh... yeah, kinda short list) and this is what you get. Fuckin fap.

    Date: 02/18/11 Views: 167,949 Category: Picture

  • David Cop-A-Feel

    David Cop-A-Feel

    Grabbing on titties like a boss. Probably ate her cheeseburger too. Real men take what they want. Asking permissions is for pussies.

    Date: 02/16/11 Views: 171,610 Category: Picture

  • Role Model Fail

    Role Model Fail

    Ethically retarded slut with a bean burrito ass to kill for. Lets just say I wouldnt hesitate to do shots of guacamole directly off her cornhole should the occasion ever present itself.

    Date: 01/18/11 Views: 156,513 Category: Picture

  • Fuck Me Already

    Fuck Me Already

    The balloon knot nestled atop her stump of a leg I understand, but what happened to the other one? Looks like twist doughnut, minus the glaze.

    Date: 12/01/10 Views: 165,086 Category: Picture

  • Chodes - They Do Exist

    Chodes - They Do Exist

    Holy stump of a penis. Someone go overboard with the peanut butter or what?

    Date: 10/18/10 Views: 187,051 Category: Picture

  • Boob Jobs In Cambodia

    Boob Jobs In Cambodia

    So that $50 special for double D's was too good to be true after all? Hmmm. Perhaps next time you feel like blowing your entire life savings.. maybe spend it more wisely? like how about some new sticks for your wall?

    Date: 10/12/10 Views: 109,363 Category: Picture

  • Why You Mad Tho?

    Why You Mad Tho?

    Some sick fuck crossbred Amy Winehouse with a South African chimp, complete with an apparent jealousy complex. Kill. With fire.

    Date: 10/05/10 Views: 161,261 Category: Picture

  • Cancer Sucks

    Cancer Sucks

    A set of before & after shots of a cute girl that underwent a mastectomy, followed by some chemotherapy and lastly a boob job to help bring her rack back to normal... kinda.

    Date: 07/05/10 Views: 173,051 Category: Picture