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  • 50 Times? IN A ROW?

    50 Times? IN A ROW?

    Josefina cut corners trying to emulate her hero. Turns out the $25 special at an Islamic plastic surgeon isn't the high ticket item originally thought. Now she's gotta live the rest of her life looking like Tim Burton's asshole LOL

    Date: 12/12/17 Views: 138,771 Category: Picture

  • TINDER ROYALTY

    TINDER ROYALTY

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 09/13/17 Views: 182,174 Category: Picture

  • Boyfriend Doesn't Give a Fuck

    Boyfriend Doesn't Give a Fuck

    When dreams become memes.

    Date: 05/02/17 Views: 232,906 Category: Picture

  • #SAVAGE

    #SAVAGE

    NO CHILL: At this particular moment you’re being overly reckless. Also known as the reason y bullying, obesity & Kanye West run wild on society.

    Date: 10/03/16 Views: 129,790 Category: Picture

  • The Fister Sisters

    The Fister Sisters

    There's a thin line between acceptable Facebook profile photos and wrist-deep rectal slaughter. Where that line exists, I don't know... but judging by the decorative wall piece behind them I can guarantee girlie #1 does.

    Date: 09/14/15 Views: 230,694 Category: Picture

  • Uncle Jimmy Got Game

    Uncle Jimmy Got Game

    The Denny's waitress during the day, stripper-at-night starter kit we can tolerate. Shit, we encourage it. But what's not supporting blood flow to my nether regions is a bite mark that may or may not smell like Fixodent.

    Date: 04/02/15 Views: 119,618 Category: Picture

  • Bubble Butt of the Year

    Bubble Butt of the Year

    CGI? Butt implants? Life-long addiction to Taco Bell Pintos & Cheese? I don't even care. Just imagine her arching out and doing the frog squat on your Slim Jim. You'll cum so hard your semen will pelt the ceiling.

    Date: 04/19/14 Views: 182,261 Category: Picture

  • Stepdad of the Month

    Stepdad of the Month

    $4 and a zip folder of sexually suggestive photos of House M.D. says this dude gets recognized. Sorry friend, the glory days of you wearing your daughters underwear as a Mexican wrestling mask are over.

    Date: 01/09/13 Views: 497,053 Category: Picture

  • Tall Bitch

    Tall Bitch

    god damn.

    Date: 06/13/12 Views: 365,501 Category: Picture

  • Skinny Body, MASSIVE Titties

    Skinny Body, MASSIVE Titties

    Ever watch Charlie & The Chocolate Factory? Each of this woman's knockers used to be the size of an Augustus Gloop. Somehow she failed to see this for the divine blessing it was and instead chopped em off. Boo.

    Date: 02/09/12 Views: 159,403 Category: Picture

  • Do I Look Better Naked?

    Do I Look Better Naked?

    How to make your silly art shit 100x better: do headshots on the left and close-ups of the asshole on the right. That's what people really want. To match a face to a turd cutter. Not American Apparel ads.

    Date: 12/15/11 Views: 294,698 Category: Picture

  • Hey Lady, NICE PUSSY

    Hey Lady, NICE PUSSY

    Check out the snapper on this one! I'll probably end up having a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on eating. She's got enough McRib down there to feed Kevin Smith.

    Date: 12/03/11 Views: 240,181 Category: Picture

  • Apparel FAIL

    Apparel FAIL

    The snail trail fermenting in your cotton underwears I can tolerate. Shit, some folks might even find that erotic. But what's not erotic is the menstrual stains encrusted into your... well, you'll see.

    Date: 11/25/11 Views: 170,914 Category: Picture

  • Cosplay WIN

    Cosplay WIN

    Fuckin hell, she's hot. So hot I'd give up my limited edition Tony the Tiger Nike Dunks just to have a lick on the crotch portion of her latex whorefit. Feel free to blush bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.

    Date: 08/04/11 Views: 170,830 Category: Picture

  • Butt Implants Done Right

    Butt Implants Done Right

    Take a petite white bitch and equip her with the best features of a black woman (huge ass and uhhh... yeah, kinda short list) and this is what you get. Fuckin fap.

    Date: 02/18/11 Views: 168,574 Category: Picture

  • David Cop-A-Feel

    David Cop-A-Feel

    Grabbing on titties like a boss. Probably ate her cheeseburger too. Real men take what they want. Asking permissions is for pussies.

    Date: 02/16/11 Views: 172,429 Category: Picture

  • Fuck Me Already

    Fuck Me Already

    The balloon knot nestled atop her stump of a leg I understand, but what happened to the other one? Looks like twist doughnut, minus the glaze.

    Date: 12/01/10 Views: 165,648 Category: Picture

  • Chodes - They Do Exist

    Chodes - They Do Exist

    Holy stump of a penis. Someone go overboard with the peanut butter or what?

    Date: 10/18/10 Views: 187,680 Category: Picture

  • Boob Jobs In Cambodia

    Boob Jobs In Cambodia

    So that $50 special for double D's was too good to be true after all? Hmmm. Perhaps next time you feel like blowing your entire life savings.. maybe spend it more wisely? like how about some new sticks for your wall?

    Date: 10/12/10 Views: 109,879 Category: Picture

  • Why You Mad Tho?

    Why You Mad Tho?

    Some sick fuck crossbred Amy Winehouse with a South African chimp, complete with an apparent jealousy complex. Kill. With fire.

    Date: 10/05/10 Views: 161,782 Category: Picture

  • Cancer Sucks

    Cancer Sucks

    A set of before & after shots of a cute girl that underwent a mastectomy, followed by some chemotherapy and lastly a boob job to help bring her rack back to normal... kinda.

    Date: 07/05/10 Views: 173,867 Category: Picture

  • Gangsta Slut

    Gangsta Slut

    African American bull dykes. yet another big step backwards for the black race. haha.

    Date: 05/25/10 Views: 192,528 Category: Picture

  • Lego Porn

    Lego Porn

    hehe

    Date: 01/10/10 Views: 121,201 Category: Picture

  • Fist Fucking Made Easy

    Fist Fucking Made Easy

    His forearm looks an awful lot like a horse's penis. In my village, that is what we refer to as "a blessing in disguise".

    Date: 12/04/09 Views: 151,344 Category: Picture

  • Anna Nicole Smith Jr.

    Anna Nicole Smith Jr.

    Hottest prom photo ever.

    Date: 10/13/09 Views: 197,232 Category: Picture

  • They Should Make A Porno

    They Should Make A Porno

    Gnome Fucks Acne Boy: Volume 1. I'd netflix it.

    Date: 09/02/09 Views: 139,029 Category: Picture

  • Photoshop Is Her Best Friend

    Photoshop Is Her Best Friend

    You guys should see my Myspace head shots. I beat these bitches at their own game. Thanks to the blend tool, I look like one of the Jonas brothers and I'm pulling in 300 friend requests a day. Mostly older men but I'm not one too complain.

    Date: 06/25/09 Views: 144,655 Category: Picture

  • Nice Shirt Bro

    Nice Shirt Bro

    Really brings out the red in your lower intestine. Not too sure about the shaved head though. Girls always seem to find that look kinda intimidating. Best to just grow it out.

    Date: 04/10/09 Views: 113,541 Category: Picture

  • She Belongs In Porn

    She Belongs In Porn

    There's a huge fetish for ugly chicks. No joke. This snaggle-toothed wonder woman could make millions.

    Date: 03/17/09 Views: 138,833 Category: Picture

  • Long Range Defecation

    Long Range Defecation

    No toilet paper? No problem. Sit on my face. We'll have you cleaned up in a jiffy.

    Date: 03/03/09 Views: 165,586 Category: Picture