wtf risks r u guys taking? Barely vertical, frothing at the mouth and seems to be nocturnal; No this isn't David Attenborough's latest commentary on the northern copperhead snake. But someone's gonna need anti-venom before this is over.
Yet another horde of beatniks that have somehow managed to monetize the kind of performances that once only existed behind the locked doors of a Berlin basement. Big points for that Mitzuwana breakdancing at the 6:12 mark though.
This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.
Normally this kind of attempt at public depravity would be immediately thrown into the compost pile for wasting our time. But I'm told this lunatic is legit, and has a history of freebasing randoms along her journey. Big rofl @ the 1:33 mark.
15M views on TikTok, but resorts to being slam fucked by Curly Joe in between Call of Duty ranks. Dude's living the life, but some advice for Sarah McGiggleshits; Little less ketamine, little more brown submarine. (I'm talking about your asshole)
Any gentleman out there already knows shooting with Shae Summers was the peak of postmodernism pornography. What you may not know is she is a [-gypsy healer-] now? idk wtf that means but it probably involves your wallet and her tits.
Yeah uh... so is this what SoCiAL eXpErImEnTs have evolved into? Because if I've lived to the point where park benches have become more dangerous than a dimly lit alleyway after dark in a big city, we may have a problem on our hands/mouths.
They should have attached some sort of disclaimer to this drug fueled fire hazard. Let me tell you something from experience my friends; Any time a woman hits double digit speeds, you're in fucking trouble. Approach technique with caution.
Turns out fertilizing your own family tree isn't the only extra curricular activity people practice in Frogballs, Arkansas. Just don't be misled by The Rat King's lack of hygiene; Your respect for the modern day alpha male begins here and now.
I tend to enjoy the finer things in life: Particularly the McGangbang (look it up), director cuts of Nicholas Cage movies and extreme acts of public intimacy. But as far as complimentary blowjobs go, this just won my heart.
