Not since the release of The Human Centipede have I seen a person's genitals put in such a 1-sided battle. She fucks the Predator of ass rippage, cries legit tears & has a rage quit that would make Kanye West jealous.
WARNING: This banshee makes more unidentifiable sounds than Iggy Azalea a cappella
. But zone out them screams, and you'll be gifted with a step-by-step guide to climaxal nirvana. Some positions are priceless.
Reckless brodude crams every centimeter into a discount hooker, while his friend is forced to watch his own deflated twinkie lose the war with gravity. The sex lasts 90 secs, but the Cialis prescription? Thats forever
More like Rich Piana 300 injections ago.
Whoever he is, I hope ignoring cardio day for ten straight years in lieu of upper body strength was worth the 3 mins of vaginal aggression. Now wipe off & apologize to Poland Spring.
If only the planet of ham from this classic were here today, we could get his approval. Or h8 since his only documented contact is with Ralph Macchio. Point is: Karate Kid is a good movie and deserves our respect.
Never have I seen a man do something so disrespectful with such grace. Where there's limits, he knocks down walls. Where there's suffering, he brings comfort. And where there's romance, he provides 50 shades of r4p3.
I tend to enjoy the finer things in life: Particularly the McGangbang (look it up), director cuts of Nicholas Cage movies and extreme acts of public intimacy. But as far as complimentary blowjobs go, this just won my heart.