Alphas

  • Literally Half His Age

    Literally Half His Age

    Unwritten rules of the practicing date rapist: #1 Lack of hygiene, #2 Look as much like George Lopez as possible and #3 Outdoing WWE's last PPV n both precision and dynamic move sets. Looks like this scumquat is 3 for 3.

    Date: 06/12/18 Views: 154,665 Category: Alphas

  • Netflix and CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

    Netflix and CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

    Whoever she is, I hope ignoring the 3rd season of The Sopranos just to be glory-fucked by Charlie Sheen light was worth the 15 minutes of pleasure.

    Date: 05/22/18 Views: 163,843 Category: Alphas

  • WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    It's official. We have the answer for feminism.

    Date: 03/27/18 Views: 308,022 Category: Alphas

  • VIOLATING a Delivery Boy

    VIOLATING a Delivery Boy

    Spanked, groped & forced to eat bargain bin pizza toppings. If it wasn't for the pity squeeze, I'd wager this was gonna go from lolniceboner.mp4 to Last Known Video of Becky Stankalottapuss Alive pretty damn fast.

    Date: 03/22/18 Views: 188,591 Category: Alphas

  • REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    Steven Tyler Nicole Aniston giving the gift that keeps on giving.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 231,042 Category: Alphas

  • Never Saw it Coming

    Never Saw it Coming

    Much like Miley Cyrus after a spirited jog through a petting zoo, you can't trust a damn thing below this guy's waistline. Well... at least she's got pride. Know who doesn't? THIS CREATURE. Kill him, cautiously F-A-P to this.

    Date: 10/18/17 Views: 182,715 Category: Alphas

  • DATS A HUGE BITCH

    DATS A HUGE BITCH

    Dang, check out the dimensions on this one. You may have a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on 'eating'. I'm willing to bet 50 shekels she's got enough bush down there to start up her own botanical gardens.

    Date: 07/21/17 Views: 185,859 Category: Alphas

  • Anal Virgin vs. THE MACHINE

    Anal Virgin vs. THE MACHINE

    Not since the release of The Human Centipede have I seen a person's genitals put in such a 1-sided battle. She fucks the Predator of ass rippage, cries legit tears & has a rage quit that would make Kanye West jealous.

    Date: 04/15/17 Views: 339,833 Category: Alphas

  • Conor McGregor... after the UFC

    Conor McGregor... after the UFC

    Is it really the McGregster? No. But what you should be asking is: If Kaley Cuoco didn't luck out on a show less interesting than emergency bowel surgery, would it be her lips gettin split apart like a grilled cheese sandwich?

    Date: 05/11/16 Views: 226,644 Category: Alphas

  • This Ended in Jail Time

    This Ended in Jail Time

    He was promised an all-you-can-eat buffet, he got cut off at the appetizer instead. Lesson learned: Always check the refund policy before dining in foreign places.

    Date: 04/28/16 Views: 161,348 Category: Alphas

  • Big Trouble in Little Thailand

    Big Trouble in Little Thailand

    Meet Tim Sharky. Ex-convict, ex-loan shark, current destroyer of all Pomeranian-sized women. Think Dan Bilzerian with more testosterone and lower standards.

    Date: 01/16/16 Views: 309,529 Category: Alphas

  • 2 Cleaning Ladies, 1 Legend

    2 Cleaning Ladies, 1 Legend

    If only the planet of ham from this classic were here today, we could get his approval. Or h8 since his only documented contact is with Ralph Macchio. Point is: Karate Kid is a good movie and deserves our respect.

    Date: 08/05/15 Views: 331,647 Category: Alphas

  • Spring Breakers DON'T GIVE A FUCK

    Spring Breakers DON'T GIVE A FUCK

    I tend to enjoy the finer things in life: Particularly the McGangbang (look it up), director cuts of Nicholas Cage movies and extreme acts of public intimacy. But as far as complimentary blowjobs go, this just won my heart.

    Date: 03/25/15 Views: 205,893 Category: Alphas