Assholes

  • This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    It's all fun and games until you send your side piece screaming into the first trimester. Some call it 'assault'. Javarius prefers the term 'delivering shade'.

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 124,068 Category: Assholes

  • Butthole Brutality (what the fuck)

    Butthole Brutality (what the fuck)

    There's something captivating about a man that approaches cornholing the way a lumberjack does a tree. Itscreams "i did hard time in San Quentin". Definitely a legend. Definitely worthy of his own category at ExpertVillage.

    Date: 09/07/17 Views: 149,689 Category: Assholes

  • The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    This guy might as well be the Conor McGregor of butthole dysfunction, and today he's teaching Relationships 101. Adopt his patented "Oklahoma whiff n' dip", and I promise, ur lady will never think about crying misogyny again.

    Date: 08/13/17 Views: 132,360 Category: Assholes

  • He Got Arrested for This

    He Got Arrested for This

    Story HERE

    Date: 05/23/17 Views: 222,926 Category: Assholes

  • Boyfriend won't take 'NO' for an answer

    Boyfriend won't take 'NO' for an answer

    Sup bro. Next time you feel like committing introductory sexual assault on film, try using a girl off backpage.com and not your side chick. They offer something this one doesn't: A shank to the ball sac motherfucker.

    Date: 11/14/16 Views: 329,747 Category: Assholes

  • Outlandishly Fucked Up

    Outlandishly Fucked Up

    Take your average Otaku, unleash him into the public transit system, and this is the result every time. All but guaranteed to wipe out any plans you have of taking the bus into town ever again. I vote public execution.

    Date: 10/31/16 Views: 190,755 Category: Assholes

  • Douchebag of the Year 2016

    Douchebag of the Year 2016

    You know your stock is circling the drain when the number one flirtation tactic in your arsenal involves a closed fist, and the finest douchebro tanktop in the Macy's 50% off bin. PS: Keep skipping leg day phaggot.

    Date: 10/09/16 Views: 131,291 Category: Assholes

  • The "SURPRISE!" Compilation

    The "SURPRISE!" Compilation

    I'll forgive the potato-grade video quality. I understand the lack of names to prevent stalking. But cutting off the girl @ 3:39 before they ran to use honey dijon as lubricant? 0 stars you simple-minded, incredulous fuck.

    Date: 09/16/16 Views: 276,799 Category: Assholes

  • Beta Male of the Century

    Beta Male of the Century

    Tampax's new spokesman goes on a rampage.

    Date: 07/31/16 Views: 128,289 Category: Assholes

  • How NOT to pick up girls at Walmart

    How NOT to pick up girls at Walmart

    This is what happens when you allow Reddit users to interact with women outside of r/fedoras. Genders are offended, penises exposed - all cause some nerd can't keep his meat-beating limited to MFC & X-Files cosplay.

    Date: 01/29/16 Views: 130,163 Category: Assholes

  • The Annoying Roommate

    The Annoying Roommate

    I wish Mr. White Shirt was a returning character in all casual sex videos. He's about as good at flirting as I am at convincing fat girls on TINDER that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter. Simply put: phenomenal.

    Date: 01/19/16 Views: 208,151 Category: Assholes

  • Your Boyfriend is a Douchebag

    Your Boyfriend is a Douchebag

    Prettier the girl, the nicer you have to act to get below the panty line. A pretty standard concept and it's now officially obsolete thanks to this Australian asshole. Guy makes Martin Shkreli look charitable, he's that dickish.

    Date: 12/24/15 Views: 127,395 Category: Assholes

  • Incredibly Fucked Up

    Incredibly Fucked Up

    Nice taste in women victims. Terrible pickup strategy though. Two words: Adoption Agency. Join the rest of the evolved population and use a dog to break the ice next time, you repulsive inbred piece of antisocial shit.

    Date: 09/12/15 Views: 184,582 Category: Assholes

  • Now You Have HIV (HORRIBLE)

    Now You Have HIV (HORRIBLE)

    Don't laugh at this. Even if your soul is more decayed than Madonna's rectum after a weekend visit to a naval base, it should still tell you that giggle time is fucking cancelled. Now air-drop this cunt to Guantanamo Bay.

    Date: 07/13/15 Views: 148,367 Category: Assholes

  • Cumming on a Stranger FAIL

    Cumming on a Stranger FAIL

    He's packing 5.7 inches worth of sexual assault but the target won't sit still long enough for him to deliver the payload. Bonus pts for her almost backing into it, but ultimately he goes home with a dick dryer than Egypt.

    Date: 04/07/15 Views: 146,459 Category: Assholes

  • The Result of Dating a Sociopath

    The Result of Dating a Sociopath

    Defined: "a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience" And that's just 1 paragraph of his Plenty of Fish profile.

    Date: 03/14/15 Views: 224,410 Category: Assholes

  • Douchebag Makes a Sex Tape

    Douchebag Makes a Sex Tape

    He's got a unique look. It's 3 parts dianabol, 1 part my dad still gives me an allowance. If any of you are the betting type, I've got season 3 of the Martin Lawrence show on VHS that says his butthole is not a virgin.

    Date: 02/09/15 Views: 118,251 Category: Assholes

  • Horrible Painal @ 1.25 Mark

    Horrible Painal @ 1.25 Mark

    2 A.M. booty call goes from sensuous to fuck my life as DeAndre DeDouche repeatedly slides his butterfinger into no-mans-land: her acne-ridden, possibly-virgin asshole. She cries. He laughs. I bookmark.

    Date: 05/13/14 Views: 326,919 Category: Assholes

  • Assholes Ambush The Village Prostitute

    Assholes Ambush The Village Prostitute

    Domingo & Co drop their chimichangas and head to the rooftop for some ol' fashioned Salvadoran fun: dropping 4 gallons of asparagus-enriched urine onto 2 lovers, mid-buttfuck. #domingo #asparagus #worldofpain

    Date: 04/22/14 Views: 230,709 Category: Assholes

  • How NOT To Make A Girl Cum

    How NOT To Make A Girl Cum

    Kinda off-topic but holy fuckin frosted flakes, whenever this girl gets pissed (every 3 seconds), her face instantaneously scrunches up and transforms into Michael Cera. Proof @ the 6:59 mark. It's magical.

    Date: 06/06/12 Views: 912,522 Category: Assholes

  • But It Makes The Sex Better

    But It Makes The Sex Better

    This is a scene from the infamous Donkey Punch, the only film in porno history to be pulled from shelves for reasons other than some Tracy Lords type drama. It's incredibly horrible/erotic.

    Date: 11/01/11 Views: 404,057 Category: Assholes