Now if only he put as much effort into his apprenticeship as he did into literally ruining his entire life, maybe this repulsive fuck would've thought twice about using a camera with the pixel output of a yukon potato. #gross
There's something captivating about a man that approaches cornholing the way a lumberjack does a tree. Itscreams "i did hard time in San Quentin". Definitely a legend. Definitely worthy of his own category at ExpertVillage.
This guy might as well be the Conor McGregor of butthole dysfunction, and today he's teaching Relationships 101. Adopt his patented "Oklahoma whiff n' dip", and I promise, ur lady will never think about crying misogyny again.
This is what happens when you allow Reddit users to interact with women outside of r/fedoras. Genders are offended, penises exposed - all cause some nerd can't keep his meat-beating limited to MFC & X-Files cosplay.
Prettier the girl, the nicer you have to act to get below the panty line. A pretty standard concept and it's now officially obsolete thanks to this Australian asshole. Guy makes Martin Shkreli look charitable, he's that dickish.