Celebrities

  • News Reporter Accidentally Ends Career

    News Reporter Accidentally Ends Career

    Legit? Doubtful. Interesting? Maybe. Still, we should give her the respect of rubbin out at least 1 Wonton for the effort she made. #noturasiansidekick

    Date: 08/03/18 Views: 106,936 Category: Celebrities

  • Rose McGowan's Sex Tape

    Rose McGowan's Sex Tape

    #METOO #FEMINISM

    Date: 02/18/18 Views: 183,877 Category: Celebrities

  • YouTube's Golden Girl

    YouTube's Golden Girl

    The 'celeb' section gets less action than a transgender feminist faking menstrual cycles during a monster truck rally. If these skankaroonies don't start making better use of their genitals, I might shitcan the entire thing.

    Date: 11/28/16 Views: 208,295 Category: Celebrities

  • Miley Cyrus Fingerbanged

    Miley Cyrus Fingerbanged

    She rises from a crack den, to offer up her snagglepuss to a crowd of confused Generation Z'rs. The bread's at full yeast, but those titties still look perky. I'd close my eyes and just pretend it's Selena Gomez's asshole.

    Date: 10/17/16 Views: 242,218 Category: Celebrities

  • Ronda Rousey: After the UFC

    Ronda Rousey: After the UFC

    Porn Parodies: The sure sign of making it in the entertainment industry. Most celebrities have to wait until their 2nd act of public intoxication to get one, but odds are they didn't get brain kicked back to reality.

    Date: 11/23/15 Views: 121,430 Category: Celebrities

  • Amanda Seyfried's Tits

    Amanda Seyfried's Tits

    If I may be so bold, I'll speak for everyone here: I can forgive the low-grade cellphone quality. I can look past Ned Flander's head blocking half the shot. But giving us .GIF over .MP4? 0/10 you ungenerous, greedy shitbag.

    Date: 09/18/15 Views: 199,201 Category: Celebrities

  • Tampon FAIL

    Tampon FAIL

    Hey Christina. Here's a concept for your next big song. It's called "I Used To Be Hot But Now My Face Looks Bloated Like Newt Gingrich's Asshole & I Cant Stop My Vagina From Leaking V8 Splash". Straight from the soul.

    Date: 01/31/12 Views: 237,281 Category: Celebrities

  • Kimbo Beats That Pussy Up

    Kimbo Beats That Pussy Up

    Hot.

    Date: 05/25/10 Views: 293,363 Category: Celebrities

  • Maggie Gyllenhaal Strip Searched

    Maggie Gyllenhaal Strip Searched

    You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.

    Date: 02/03/09 Views: 166,042 Category: Celebrities

  • Hilary Clinton Sextape

    Hilary Clinton Sextape

    She's no Sarah Palin but I still fapped.

    Date: 12/23/08 Views: 122,760 Category: Celebrities

  • I Wanna Pork Sarah Palin

    I Wanna Pork Sarah Palin

    McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.

    Date: 09/29/08 Views: 126,918 Category: Celebrities

  • Fucked Up Boob Job

    Fucked Up Boob Job

    Former playboy model Shauna Sand got a tit job and I have a sneaking suspicion that the doctor was blind. Her nipples are just a little fucked up!

    Date: 07/24/08 Views: 126,906 Category: Celebrities

  • Britney With No Bra

    Britney With No Bra

    Her face is busted and she has the hairline of 60 year old man, but her titties still appear to be perky. I'd fuck her and just pretend it was Christina Aguilera.

    Date: 02/16/08 Views: 135,388 Category: Celebrities

  • I Would Fuck Susan Sarandon

    I Would Fuck Susan Sarandon

    Don't judge me. I don't need that shit in my life. Just look at her big 80 year old natties and imagine titty fucking them.

    Date: 02/05/08 Views: 149,045 Category: Celebrities

  • Britney Forgets To Use Tampon

    Britney Forgets To Use Tampon

    She can still sit on my face. I'd lick her bloody vagina till my tongue fell off. Just kidding, that dirty goop whore has AIDS.

    Date: 02/01/08 Views: 139,293 Category: Celebrities