I don't mean hiding dad's Mastercard and cutting off all pumpkin-flavored drinks. I'm talking cervical damage, BBC style. It don't matter what entrance Dajeerius and friends enter: NOBODY goes home without crutches.
Nothing gets the clicks up quite like an unexpected ride on the gooch train: So here's a 20-pack. TWENTY. As in the number of times I have to flush a low-flow public toilet after a spirited afternoon at Olive Garden.
It's official: Snapchat won the war on casually acquiring STDS from your local twerkslut. But lest we forget all the 6-second ejaculations the OG delivered for us on a daily basis. Rest in pussyronis old friend.
I love how camgirling has gone from flashing, to who can get sexually assaulted by an immigrant on camera first. These are 5 of the most legit encounters I've ever seen... but this is not porn. It's evidence. 10/10
Whitney Wisconsin. She hit the net 6 months ago and spread faster than scabies at a Chinese whore house, and somehow outdoes herself every month. Not sold by this video? Here is her TOP 10 reasons to fuck Lassie.
Compilation of perma-scarred broads that made the mistake of saying 'yes' to fucking porn's most repulsive hunk of shit. Never have I seen a man so content w/ 3 inches of penis & 60 inches of waist at the same time.
Protip for my evergrowing female fanbase: If you ever find yourself on the other side of that desk, don't think you're going home with a pristine chili ring. Watch as one dunce after another gets educated the hard way.