Cringe

  • World's Most Awkward 'Happy Ending'

    World's Most Awkward 'Happy Ending'

    I like how the girl at the end does some Power Ranger hand movements on his dick, keeping things professional and massage-like, rather than giving him a straight up stroke job. In her mind, she's only half a whore. Adorable.

    Date: 08/05/17 Views: 85,509 Category: Cringe

  • HOT or GROSS?

    HOT or GROSS?

    Her claim to fame is deplorable, and that front seat probably smells like a Chinese cat house. But when the pants come off at 0:34 seconds, her hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito & its fuckin beautiful.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 125,578 Category: Cringe

  • REAL: Stranger Crashes Porn Shoot

    REAL: Stranger Crashes Porn Shoot

    Hilarity strikes when a day-laborer notices two triple-D's swinging in the distance, and feels the sudden urge to flog the dolphin. Fuck the customer service line at Walmart, this deviant just found his target audience HAHA.

    Date: 05/17/17 Views: 130,111 Category: Cringe

  • He's Proud of This?

    He's Proud of This?

    I've heard a lot of guys say a lot of audacious shit just to keep their dick submerged in A-tier whisker biscuit. But to fan-fiction your way through divorce court? That's a level of dedication I never wanted to know.

    Date: 03/16/17 Views: 353,561 Category: Cringe

  • Cuck Gets More than He Bargained For

    Cuck Gets More than He Bargained For

    Today's Lessons: The bottom is never better, queefs are always funny, unleashing seminal tidal waves is socially acceptable in the right setting, and everybody that resembles Freddie Mercury is gay. Class dismissed.

    Date: 01/06/17 Views: 217,015 Category: Cringe

  • How NOT to Get Laid

    How NOT to Get Laid

    Don't do what Donny Don't does, or you'll be sending yourself on a 1-way trip to the Sahara Desert of knob jobs. Heed my warning so ur not the only guy without a staff infection at the next Motley Crue concert.

    Date: 12/12/16 Views: 169,591 Category: Cringe

  • The Perfect Girlfriend

    The Perfect Girlfriend

    Good call on the for-her pleasure condoms. Those inanimate, double-D real dolls are notorious for picking up sexually transmitted diseases. You just dodged syphilis, HIV and maybe even irritable bowel syndrome.

    Date: 10/23/16 Views: 212,286 Category: Cringe

  • Your Roommate is an Asshole II

    Your Roommate is an Asshole II

    Carlos, you cringey shitbag. There's 2 things you don't mess with in life: 1) Christian Bale during his menstrual pains and 2) Another man's booty call. Eat a steak and save the 'Live at 5' action news for gofuckyourself.com

    Date: 03/10/16 Views: 202,097 Category: Cringe

  • Meanwhile, on THAT part of the Internet...

    Meanwhile, on THAT part of the Internet...

    This DiCaprio-level actress isn't much for words, but her plight is pretty clear. Likely couldn't cut it as a Starbuck's barista and is now left making 'porn' that only appeals to guys that jack off to WWE. You'll fap.

    Date: 03/01/16 Views: 203,762 Category: Cringe

  • Bad Way to Start Your Porn Career

    Bad Way to Start Your Porn Career

    Noobie gets plundered by French Robert de Niro with an agenda consisting solely of her coal hole and how to pillage it. But apparently this shitter was built by Nokia, cause despite his wrath.. she walks away with a smile.

    Date: 07/28/15 Views: 202,884 Category: Cringe

  • 74 lbs of WTF

    74 lbs of WTF

    Twerking: Mastered by black girls, pure nightmare fuel when Sally gets down. But am I the only one who sees the danger here? 1 wrong move & her skeletal structure will have more breaks than a Mexican landscaper.

    Date: 01/06/15 Views: 274,405 Category: Cringe