I like how the girl at the end does some Power Ranger hand movements on his dick, keeping things professional and massage-like, rather than giving him a straight up stroke job. In her mind, she's only half a whore. Adorable.
Hilarity strikes when a day-laborer notices two triple-D's swinging in the distance, and feels the sudden urge to flog the dolphin. Fuck the customer service line at Walmart, this deviant just found his target audience HAHA.
Carlos, you cringey shitbag. There's 2 things you don't mess with in life: 1) Christian Bale during his menstrual pains and 2) Another man's booty call. Eat a steak and save the 'Live at 5' action news for gofuckyourself.com
This DiCaprio-level actress isn't much for words, but her plight is pretty clear. Likely couldn't cut it as a Starbuck's barista and is now left making 'porn' that only appeals to guys that jack off to WWE. You'll fap.
Noobie gets plundered by French Robert de Niro with an agenda consisting solely of her coal hole and how to pillage it. But apparently this shitter was built by Nokia, cause despite his wrath.. she walks away with a smile.