2 homeboys packing more red meat than a Texas dairy farm tag-team a MILF into catastrophic failure. Who would have thought a combined 19 inches could be dangerous? Clearly not Margret "life support" Stroker.
Some girls need girth to get off. Others, a $50 shopping spree at Sephora. And then there's Veronica Veganpuss, who takes no less than two semen satchels to reach her o-face. That's a fucking deal breaker for sure.
This bench warmer saw 1 too many efukt videos and thought he was ready to play 2nd string. Probably didn't anticipate his dialogue to be more confusing than Nicholas Cage's summer vacation though. Color me baffled.
Tired of beating off to the same old ASMR fantasy videos, and want the next best thing? How about a sexually-inept Nigerian that looks more helpless than DJ Khaled in front of 10,000 vegetarians? you played yaself.
At first I was like wow, this guy is an asshole for letting a roommate go crab appling in his girlfriend's butthole, unprotected. I was actually worried until I realized what year it is. Five words y'all: stillbetterthanfidgetspinning.
See the epic eye roll @6:03? I know that look. It's the fuck, i shouldn't have married a guy that voted Bernie look. No kidding lady. A) Free college is a myth. 2) Your uterus wouldnt have turned into a chapter of the YMCA
She's trying to enjoy every inch of Mutunza's sperm worm, but teh S/O won't shut up. It's supposed to be his fetish, but she just pulled the Montreal Screwjob Part II. Kinda hot. Kinda see alimony in her future.
Good taste in women (sluzzas). Poor taste in marriage material. 2 words homie: Martial Arts. Join the rest of the evolved population and pick up a hobby that won't end in a burning urethra, you repugnant, betamale fuck
He gets the 'ok' to go Sonic Hedgehogo on prime MILF after being PAID by her husband. A legit pussy slayer for hire. Another 1 of those college courses that should be offered right next to underwater basket weaving.
Skip to the 7:25 mark and pay close to attention to the artifacts of yestercock. Calling him BETA MALE OF THE CENTURY is the compliment of a lifetime. To all dairy connoisseurs of Inhumanity: You've been warned.
The borderline down syndrome during the day, token slut at night combo I can tolerate. Hell, I encourage it. But blood flow to my yankee doodle stops when this derp is forced to interact with another human. ugh.
LIFE LESSON #193: If you're significant other considers butter a food group, keep her the fuck away from streets named after Martin Luther King Jr. The last time she bucked this hard, a rodeo clown lost his life.
Being 'open-minded' really came back to bite this guy in the taint. Maybe next time inspect the bulge on the pensioner you contracted to fuck your wife, and save the regret for a guy not configured like Arnold Palmer?
Beta bro husband makes like a Chinese tourist and documents every thrust of his chocolate accomplice's muffbuster. This is his chance to show all those faggits on okcupid how open-minded he is. PROTIP: He gay.
Bitch looks like Velma Dinkly crossbred with a piece of asparagus and has deflated whoopie cushions for tits - how can life get any worse? By becomming a communal sex toy for the YMCA. That's how. More of her here.