Consider this both a tutorial and realty check for making proper life decisions. update: apparently the backlash from this video drove her to re-brand and start doing dry-anal scenes at home lol. Her new Paisley Pepper account is HERE
Contrary to appearance, she didn't beat herself to death with a Dashboard Confessional CD after this wound up online. But her usefulness is spent faster than a black man's paycheck at Footlocker so... fap with +5 to agility.
The one time incestual storylines involve a believable girl... and she's getting fondled by a real life version of Shrek. p.s. welcome back NothingToxic.com. My 2004 AOL away messages have missed your beautiful face. #nostalgia
Contrary to her appearance, lead-role acting isn't really this girl's specialty. Her BA in theater was more wasted than a Chinese man's pension check in a casino. But all of that's okay when you can see 360 degrees at all times.
Some goofy fuck pulled a Spielberg and remastered his entire discography of dick flicks ala Windows Movie Maker. One clip is relatively harmless... but a 30+ combo exhibition video? Nice, but try that on my Magneto function.
You can't recover from this. She'll forever been known as the poster girl for autism in porn. She's essentially a walking, twitching, Reddit activist, yet she stays in good spirit no matter the chromosomes. I like dat, but I dont love it.
yeaaa, I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the incestual fantasies to the experts. Your acting is 2/10 at best, and that thing you got between your legs looks like something even a Jewish butcher wouldn't discount.
Apparently looking like a Duck Dynasty stunt double turns you into the Merlin of slaying pussy... and today his expertise is all open-source. Practice what you see here and I promise, those hookers will never LOL again.
Enthusiasm: this codpiece has zero. But what she lacks in emotion, she makes up for in looking like a post-op Michael Cera. Safe to say you could have a better time coating your dick in Paxil and skull fucking this scholar.
< 3 this girl. But to win her over I'd have to pull out all the stops: Netflix the Naruto filmography, brush up on Reddit lingo and comes to terms with being called silly shit like 'newbie', and 'stalker'. The things I do for love.
A power level commonly found in an episode of Dragon Ball Z, finds itself applied to this girl's v-spot. Nothing new, but what's radical are the faces and electric chair like full body convulsions that result from it. More here.
Another one of those videos where brain cells are left short-circuited after being presented an elementary grade math question. All sorts of lolz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Beavis & Butthead.
Fake? Overacted? Unfortunate time to develop tourette syndrome? I don't even care. Just imagine her doing the M.J.F shuffle seen @ 3:42 on your codpiece. You'd ejaculate so hard your bedroom would get a sun roof.
Uncontrollable dry-heaving, borderline tears and noises I've only once heard out of the possum exhibit at the Cleavland Zoo: These are the quintessentials for making sure you never get called back for a sequel.