Another cockamanie hoe providing affordable shelter for urban residents. This isn't her 1st block party... yet she still misdiagnoses her own leakage for Calvin's prison yogurt. Not exactly the sign of scholar, knaw um sayin?
Apparently looking like a Duck Dynasty stunt double turns you into the Merlin of slaying pussy... and today his expertise is all open-source. Practice what you see here and I promise, those hookers will never LOL again.
This is technically torture, and she's got the tolerance of a transgender black midget at a Donald Trump rally, but she's pretty cute. I'd def. white knight her w/ a trip to Disneyworld and let her blow me on Space Mountain.
Actually I lied. She's neither hot, nor suffering from cognitive impairment. She's Bailey - BBC hunter and Crest White Strips enthusiast. The moral of today's story? Stereotypes exist for a mother fuckin reason.
Your latest right swipe is wisdom-tooth deep on your wang when she decides it's time to cock-shame you with stories of last week's gangbang affair, and you feel the urge to let her keep going? LOL. Happy herpes bro!
< 3 this girl. But to win her over I'd have to pull out all the stops: Netflix the Naruto filmography, brush up on Reddit lingo and comes to terms with being called silly shit like 'newbie', and 'stalker'. The things I do for love.
Fake? Overacted? Unfortunate time to develop tourette syndrome? I don't even care. Just imagine her doing the M.J.F shuffle seen @ 3:42 on your codpiece. You'd ejaculate so hard your bedroom would get a sun roof.