Another cockamanie hoe providing affordable shelter for urban residents. This isn't her 1st block party... yet she still misdiagnoses her own leakage for Calvin's prison yogurt. Not exactly the sign of scholar, knaw um sayin?
Apparently looking like a Duck Dynasty stunt double turns you into the Merlin of slaying pussy... and today his expertise is all open-source. Practice what you see here and I promise, those hookers will never LOL again.
This is technically torture, and she's got the tolerance of a transgender black midget at a Donald Trump rally, but she's pretty cute. I'd def. white knight her w/ a trip to Disneyworld and let her blow me on Space Mountain.
Enthusiasm: this codpiece has zero. But what she lacks in emotion, she makes up for in looking like a post-op Michael Cera. Safe to say you could have a better time coating your dick in Paxil and skull fucking this scholar.
Actually I lied. She's neither hot, nor suffering from cognitive impairment. She's Bailey - BBC hunter and Crest White Strips enthusiast. The moral of today's story? Stereotypes exist for a mother fuckin reason.
Your latest right swipe is wisdom-tooth deep on your wang when she decides it's time to cock-shame you with stories of last week's gangbang affair, and you feel the urge to let her keep going? LOL. Happy herpes bro!
< 3 this girl. But to win her over I'd have to pull out all the stops: Netflix the Naruto filmography, brush up on Reddit lingo and comes to terms with being called silly shit like 'newbie', and 'stalker'. The things I do for love.
A power level commonly found in an episode of Dragon Ball Z, finds itself applied to this girl's v-spot. Nothing new, but what's radical are the faces and electric chair like full body convulsions that result from it. More here.
Another one of those videos where brain cells are left short-circuited after being presented an elementary grade math question. All sorts of lolz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Beavis & Butthead.
Fake? Overacted? Unfortunate time to develop tourette syndrome? I don't even care. Just imagine her doing the M.J.F shuffle seen @ 3:42 on your codpiece. You'd ejaculate so hard your bedroom would get a sun roof.
Remember Chloe? Also known as the only girl that can cum electricity. 20 minutes worth of her flopping around like someone applied the Vulcan Death grip directly to her clitoris sounds dumb, but trust me: you want this.
Uncontrollable dry-heaving, borderline tears and noises I've only once heard out of the possum exhibit at the Cleavland Zoo: These are the quintessentials for making sure you never get called back for a sequel.