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  • Meet My Future Wife

    Meet My Future Wife

    50% Retardation
    100% Date material
    200% Restraining order

    Date: 02/16/19 Views: 126,610 Category: Derp

  • Why the FUCK is This Girl in Porn?!

    Why the FUCK is This Girl in Porn?!

    Consider this both a tutorial and realty check for making proper life decisions. update: apparently the backlash from this video drove her to re-brand and start doing dry-anal scenes at home lol. Her new Paisley Pepper account is HERE

    Date: 10/19/18 Views: 190,484 Category: Derp

  • Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Mia Khalifa has been called a lot of things: Infamous, Disgraceful, Roblox Tit Jobber... but I prefer the term visionary. aka originator of the nerdgasm.

    Date: 08/16/18 Views: 182,395 Category: Derp

  • 18-year-old Slave [for real]

    18-year-old Slave [for real]

    Contrary to appearance, she didn't beat herself to death with a Dashboard Confessional CD after this wound up online. But her usefulness is spent faster than a black man's paycheck at Footlocker so... fap with +5 to agility.

    Date: 05/21/18 Views: 284,199 Category: Derp

  • IT'S A TRAP!

    IT'S A TRAP!

    Don't let the cute face & lack of Valtrex in this video fool you: Even the hot ones make mistakes in the eternal quest for 11 seconds of Instagram fame.

    Date: 02/20/18 Views: 215,540 Category: Derp

  • Practice ≠ Perfect

    Practice ≠ Perfect

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    Date: 02/02/18 Views: 184,348 Category: Derp

  • The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    Nothing spells T-R-U-L-U-V like 12 ounces of dollar-store beer missing it's target. Don't know bout you, but my Valentine's day just got booked solid.

    Date: 02/01/18 Views: 205,050 Category: Derp

  • Autism & Incest

    Autism & Incest

    The one time incestual storylines involve a believable girl... and she's getting fondled by a real life version of Shrek. p.s. welcome back NothingToxic.com. My 2004 AOL away messages have missed your beautiful face. #nostalgia

    Date: 12/01/17 Views: 246,623 Category: Derp

  • When you see it....

    When you see it....

    Contrary to her appearance, lead-role acting isn't really this girl's specialty. Her BA in theater was more wasted than a Chinese man's pension check in a casino. But all of that's okay when you can see 360 degrees at all times.

    Date: 10/14/17 Views: 492,767 Category: Derp

  • Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    The performing arts degree really came back to bite this one in the taint I'm baffled: Do I jack off, or wait for the transformation into Jim Carrey to finish?

    Date: 09/16/17 Views: 237,793 Category: Derp

  • Yup, that's inbreeding

    Yup, that's inbreeding

    MORE

    Date: 08/23/17 Views: 192,381 Category: Derp

  • There's no reason for this

    There's no reason for this

    Some goofy fuck pulled a Spielberg and remastered his entire discography of dick flicks ala Windows Movie Maker. One clip is relatively harmless... but a 30+ combo exhibition video? Nice, but try that on my Magneto function.

    Date: 07/09/17 Views: 171,268 Category: Derp

  • "my brothers big fat dick"

    "my brothers big fat dick"

    yeaaa, I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the incestual fantasies to the experts. Your acting is 2/10 at best, and that thing you got between your legs looks like something even a Jewish butcher wouldn't discount.

    Date: 05/30/17 Views: 164,661 Category: Derp

  • That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    Confusion begins @ 2:15

    Date: 04/20/17 Views: 223,117 Category: Derp

  • World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    More here

    Date: 03/14/17 Views: 211,705 Category: Derp

  • MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    Apparently looking like a Duck Dynasty stunt double turns you into the Merlin of slaying pussy... and today his expertise is all open-source. Practice what you see here and I promise, those hookers will never LOL again.

    Date: 09/21/16 Views: 228,624 Category: Derp

  • Good Samaritan

    Good Samaritan

    < 3 this girl. But to win her over I'd have to pull out all the stops: Netflix the Naruto filmography, brush up on Reddit lingo and comes to terms with being called silly shit like 'newbie', and 'stalker'. The things I do for love.

    Date: 10/21/15 Views: 160,005 Category: Derp

  • Climax City Bitch

    Climax City Bitch

    A power level commonly found in an episode of Dragon Ball Z, finds itself applied to this girl's v-spot. Nothing new, but what's radical are the faces and electric chair like full body convulsions that result from it. More here.

    Date: 10/06/15 Views: 168,265 Category: Derp

  • Porn is in Her Future

    Porn is in Her Future

    Another one of those videos where brain cells are left short-circuited after being presented an elementary grade math question. All sorts of lolz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Beavis & Butthead.

    Date: 09/02/15 Views: 155,550 Category: Derp

  • Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Uncontrollable dry-heaving, borderline tears and noises I've only once heard out of the possum exhibit at the Cleavland Zoo: These are the quintessentials for making sure you never get called back for a sequel.

    Date: 01/24/15 Views: 158,192 Category: Derp