Derp

  • Tiny Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    Tiny Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    The performing arts degree really came back to bite this one in the taint I'm baffled: Do I jack off, or wait for the transformation into Jim Carrey to finish?

    Date: 09/19/17 Views: 67,736 Category: Derp

  • Yup, that's inbreeding

    Yup, that's inbreeding

    MORE

    Date: 08/23/17 Views: 136,215 Category: Derp

  • "that's not cum... is it?"

    "that's not cum... is it?"

    Newb works feverishly to bring her BFF to climax, only to question/smell the sour cream that gets ejected out. Best of luck in the LGBT community gals. A sea of promising high school gym teacher careers awaits you.

    Date: 08/07/17 Views: 151,295 Category: Derp

  • There's no reason for this

    There's no reason for this

    Some goofy fuck pulled a Spielberg and remastered his entire discography of dick flicks ala Windows Movie Maker. One clip is relatively harmless... but a 30+ combo exhibition video? Nice, but try that on my Magneto function.

    Date: 07/09/17 Views: 137,863 Category: Derp

  • Don't Masturbate to This

    Don't Masturbate to This

    You can't recover from this. She'll forever been known as the poster girl for autism in porn. She's essentially a walking, twitching, Reddit activist, yet she stays in good spirit no matter the chromosomes. I like dat, but I dont love it.

    Date: 06/19/17 Views: 150,650 Category: Derp

  • "my brothers big fat dick"

    "my brothers big fat dick"

    yeaaa, I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the incestual fantasies to the experts. Your acting is 2/10 at best, and that thing you got between your legs looks like something even a Jewish butcher wouldn't discount.

    Date: 05/30/17 Views: 132,346 Category: Derp

  • That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    Confusion begins @ 2:15

    Date: 04/20/17 Views: 202,377 Category: Derp

  • World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    More here

    Date: 03/14/17 Views: 193,626 Category: Derp

  • "STAHP! IS THAT CUM?!"

    "STAHP! IS THAT CUM?!"

    Another cockamanie hoe providing affordable shelter for urban residents. This isn't her 1st block party... yet she still misdiagnoses her own leakage for Calvin's prison yogurt. Not exactly the sign of scholar, knaw um sayin?

    Date: 01/23/17 Views: 141,761 Category: Derp

  • MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    Apparently looking like a Duck Dynasty stunt double turns you into the Merlin of slaying pussy... and today his expertise is all open-source. Practice what you see here and I promise, those hookers will never LOL again.

    Date: 09/21/16 Views: 213,906 Category: Derp

  • EPIC ORGASM

    EPIC ORGASM

    This is technically torture, and she's got the tolerance of a transgender black midget at a Donald Trump rally, but she's pretty cute. I'd def. white knight her w/ a trip to Disneyworld and let her blow me on Space Mountain.

    Date: 07/01/16 Views: 161,644 Category: Derp

  • Like Fucking a Potatoe

    Like Fucking a Potatoe

    Enthusiasm: this codpiece has zero. But what she lacks in emotion, she makes up for in looking like a post-op Michael Cera. Safe to say you could have a better time coating your dick in Paxil and skull fucking this scholar.

    Date: 01/07/16 Views: 190,202 Category: Derp

  • Hot and Retarded

    Hot and Retarded

    Actually I lied. She's neither hot, nor suffering from cognitive impairment. She's Bailey - BBC hunter and Crest White Strips enthusiast. The moral of today's story? Stereotypes exist for a mother fuckin reason.

    Date: 12/27/15 Views: 209,836 Category: Derp

  • TINDER Hookup Goes South

    TINDER Hookup Goes South

    Your latest right swipe is wisdom-tooth deep on your wang when she decides it's time to cock-shame you with stories of last week's gangbang affair, and you feel the urge to let her keep going? LOL. Happy herpes bro!

    Date: 12/01/15 Views: 193,341 Category: Derp

  • Good Samaritan

    Good Samaritan

    < 3 this girl. But to win her over I'd have to pull out all the stops: Netflix the Naruto filmography, brush up on Reddit lingo and comes to terms with being called silly shit like 'newbie', and 'stalker'. The things I do for love.

    Date: 10/21/15 Views: 151,334 Category: Derp

  • Climax City Bitch

    Climax City Bitch

    A power level commonly found in an episode of Dragon Ball Z, finds itself applied to this girl's v-spot. Nothing new, but what's radical are the faces and electric chair like full body convulsions that result from it. More here.

    Date: 10/06/15 Views: 160,483 Category: Derp

  • Porn is in Her Future

    Porn is in Her Future

    Another one of those videos where brain cells are left short-circuited after being presented an elementary grade math question. All sorts of lolz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Beavis & Butthead.

    Date: 09/02/15 Views: 147,369 Category: Derp

  • WTF Orgasm Of The Month

    WTF Orgasm Of The Month

    Fake? Overacted? Unfortunate time to develop tourette syndrome? I don't even care. Just imagine her doing the M.J.F shuffle seen @ 3:42 on your codpiece. You'd ejaculate so hard your bedroom would get a sun roof.

    Date: 07/03/15 Views: 181,490 Category: Derp

  • Braingasms

    Braingasms

    Remember Chloe? Also known as the only girl that can cum electricity. 20 minutes worth of her flopping around like someone applied the Vulcan Death grip directly to her clitoris sounds dumb, but trust me: you want this.

    Date: 03/03/15 Views: 131,910 Category: Derp

  • Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Uncontrollable dry-heaving, borderline tears and noises I've only once heard out of the possum exhibit at the Cleavland Zoo: These are the quintessentials for making sure you never get called back for a sequel.

    Date: 01/24/15 Views: 152,202 Category: Derp