Derp

  • Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Mia Khalifa has been called a lot of things: Infamous, Disgraceful, Roblox Tit Jobber... but I prefer the term visionary. aka originator of the nerdgasm.

    Date: 08/14/18 Views: 93,563 Category: Derp

  • The Awkward Roommate

    The Awkward Roommate

    Another marvelous performance from Ariel Rose, aka pornography's acting equivalent to Nicholas Cage. Don't believe me? Try making it through 60 seconds of this or this without stabbing yourself in the eye with a handsaw.

    Date: 07/21/18 Views: 121,433 Category: Derp

  • 18-year-old Slave [for real]

    18-year-old Slave [for real]

    Contrary to appearance, she didn't beat herself to death with a Dashboard Confessional CD after this wound up online. But her usefulness is spent faster than a black man's paycheck at Footlocker so... fap with +5 to agility.

    Date: 05/21/18 Views: 260,675 Category: Derp

  • IT'S A TRAP!

    IT'S A TRAP!

    Don't let the cute face & lack of Valtrex in this video fool you: Even the hot ones make mistakes in the eternal quest for 11 seconds of Instagram fame.

    Date: 02/20/18 Views: 203,729 Category: Derp

  • Practice ≠ Perfect

    Practice ≠ Perfect

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 02/02/18 Views: 177,133 Category: Derp

  • The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    Nothing spells T-R-U-L-U-V like 12 ounces of dollar-store beer missing it's target. Don't know bout you, but my Valentine's day just got booked solid.

    Date: 02/01/18 Views: 198,613 Category: Derp

  • 100% Wrong

    100% Wrong

    A/B honor roll, all F's you retarded

    Date: 01/29/18 Views: 307,463 Category: Derp

  • Autism & Incest

    Autism & Incest

    The one time incestual storylines involve a believable girl... and she's getting fondled by a real life version of Shrek. p.s. welcome back NothingToxic.com. My 2004 AOL away messages have missed your beautiful face. #nostalgia

    Date: 12/01/17 Views: 233,790 Category: Derp

  • When you see it....

    When you see it....

    Contrary to her appearance, lead-role acting isn't really this girl's specialty. Her BA in theater was more wasted than a Chinese man's pension check in a casino. But all of that's okay when you can see 360 degrees at all times.

    Date: 10/14/17 Views: 364,793 Category: Derp

  • Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    The performing arts degree really came back to bite this one in the taint I'm baffled: Do I jack off, or wait for the transformation into Jim Carrey to finish?

    Date: 09/16/17 Views: 231,830 Category: Derp

  • Yup, that's inbreeding

    Yup, that's inbreeding

    MORE

    Date: 08/23/17 Views: 187,790 Category: Derp

  • There's no reason for this

    There's no reason for this

    Some goofy fuck pulled a Spielberg and remastered his entire discography of dick flicks ala Windows Movie Maker. One clip is relatively harmless... but a 30+ combo exhibition video? Nice, but try that on my Magneto function.

    Date: 07/09/17 Views: 168,094 Category: Derp

  • Don't Masturbate to This

    Don't Masturbate to This

    You can't recover from this. She'll forever been known as the poster girl for autism in porn. She's essentially a walking, twitching, Reddit activist, yet she stays in good spirit no matter the chromosomes. I like dat, but I dont love it.

    Date: 06/19/17 Views: 180,243 Category: Derp

  • "my brothers big fat dick"

    "my brothers big fat dick"

    yeaaa, I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the incestual fantasies to the experts. Your acting is 2/10 at best, and that thing you got between your legs looks like something even a Jewish butcher wouldn't discount.

    Date: 05/30/17 Views: 160,009 Category: Derp

  • That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    Confusion begins @ 2:15

    Date: 04/20/17 Views: 220,482 Category: Derp

  • World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    More here

    Date: 03/14/17 Views: 209,028 Category: Derp

  • MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    Apparently looking like a Duck Dynasty stunt double turns you into the Merlin of slaying pussy... and today his expertise is all open-source. Practice what you see here and I promise, those hookers will never LOL again.

    Date: 09/21/16 Views: 226,356 Category: Derp

  • Like Fucking a Potatoe

    Like Fucking a Potatoe

    Enthusiasm: this codpiece has zero. But what she lacks in emotion, she makes up for in looking like a post-op Michael Cera. Safe to say you could have a better time coating your dick in Paxil and skull fucking this scholar.

    Date: 01/07/16 Views: 199,590 Category: Derp

  • Good Samaritan

    Good Samaritan

    < 3 this girl. But to win her over I'd have to pull out all the stops: Netflix the Naruto filmography, brush up on Reddit lingo and comes to terms with being called silly shit like 'newbie', and 'stalker'. The things I do for love.

    Date: 10/21/15 Views: 158,481 Category: Derp

  • Climax City Bitch

    Climax City Bitch

    A power level commonly found in an episode of Dragon Ball Z, finds itself applied to this girl's v-spot. Nothing new, but what's radical are the faces and electric chair like full body convulsions that result from it. More here.

    Date: 10/06/15 Views: 166,753 Category: Derp

  • Porn is in Her Future

    Porn is in Her Future

    Another one of those videos where brain cells are left short-circuited after being presented an elementary grade math question. All sorts of lolz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Beavis & Butthead.

    Date: 09/02/15 Views: 154,093 Category: Derp

  • WTF Orgasm Of The Month

    WTF Orgasm Of The Month

    Fake? Overacted? Unfortunate time to develop tourette syndrome? I don't even care. Just imagine her doing the M.J.F shuffle seen @ 3:42 on your codpiece. You'd ejaculate so hard your bedroom would get a sun roof.

    Date: 07/03/15 Views: 189,900 Category: Derp

  • Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Uncontrollable dry-heaving, borderline tears and noises I've only once heard out of the possum exhibit at the Cleavland Zoo: These are the quintessentials for making sure you never get called back for a sequel.

    Date: 01/24/15 Views: 156,964 Category: Derp