Derp

  • The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    Nothing spells T-R-U-L-U-V like 12 ounces of dollar-store beer missing it's target. I don't know about you, but my Valentine's day just got booked up.

    Date: 01/15/18 Views: 40,216 Category: Derp

  • Autism & Incest

    Autism & Incest

    The one time incestual storylines involve a believable girl... and she's getting fondled by a real life version of Shrek. p.s. welcome back NothingToxic.com. My 2004 AOL away messages have missed your beautiful face. #nostalgia

    Date: 12/01/17 Views: 175,914 Category: Derp

  • Tard Thinks This is Erotic

    Tard Thinks This is Erotic

    Another game-changing, chromosome-challenging, boner-flatlining, stereotype-enforcing performance by the one and only woman of a thousand emotions Lucie Wilde. One day the ACLU will put a stop to this.

    Date: 11/26/17 Views: 118,121 Category: Derp

  • When you see it....

    When you see it....

    Contrary to her appearance, lead-role acting isn't really this girl's specialty. Her BA in theater was more wasted than a Chinese man's pension check in a casino. But all of that's okay when you can see 360 degrees at all times.

    Date: 10/14/17 Views: 215,239 Category: Derp

  • Epic Butterface is Epic II

    Epic Butterface is Epic II

    She looks fine from the waist down, DAMN fine for that matter. But head north and it becomes pretty obvious who had to breed to produce that chin. Mother: Sarah Jessica Parker. Father: Kal-El from the planet Krypton.

    Date: 10/06/17 Views: 133,719 Category: Derp

  • Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    The performing arts degree really came back to bite this one in the taint I'm baffled: Do I jack off, or wait for the transformation into Jim Carrey to finish?

    Date: 09/16/17 Views: 207,041 Category: Derp

  • Yup, that's inbreeding

    Yup, that's inbreeding

    MORE

    Date: 08/23/17 Views: 170,678 Category: Derp

  • There's no reason for this

    There's no reason for this

    Some goofy fuck pulled a Spielberg and remastered his entire discography of dick flicks ala Windows Movie Maker. One clip is relatively harmless... but a 30+ combo exhibition video? Nice, but try that on my Magneto function.

    Date: 07/09/17 Views: 156,168 Category: Derp

  • Don't Masturbate to This

    Don't Masturbate to This

    You can't recover from this. She'll forever been known as the poster girl for autism in porn. She's essentially a walking, twitching, Reddit activist, yet she stays in good spirit no matter the chromosomes. I like dat, but I dont love it.

    Date: 06/19/17 Views: 167,395 Category: Derp

  • "my brothers big fat dick"

    "my brothers big fat dick"

    yeaaa, I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the incestual fantasies to the experts. Your acting is 2/10 at best, and that thing you got between your legs looks like something even a Jewish butcher wouldn't discount.

    Date: 05/30/17 Views: 146,944 Category: Derp

  • That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    Confusion begins @ 2:15

    Date: 04/20/17 Views: 211,777 Category: Derp

  • World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    More here

    Date: 03/14/17 Views: 201,569 Category: Derp

  • "STAHP! IS THAT CUM?!"

    "STAHP! IS THAT CUM?!"

    Another cockamanie hoe providing affordable shelter for urban residents. This isn't her 1st block party... yet she still misdiagnoses her own leakage for Calvin's prison yogurt. Not exactly the sign of scholar, knaw um sayin?

    Date: 01/23/17 Views: 146,218 Category: Derp

  • MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    Apparently looking like a Duck Dynasty stunt double turns you into the Merlin of slaying pussy... and today his expertise is all open-source. Practice what you see here and I promise, those hookers will never LOL again.

    Date: 09/21/16 Views: 219,868 Category: Derp

  • EPIC ORGASM

    EPIC ORGASM

    This is technically torture, and she's got the tolerance of a transgender black midget at a Donald Trump rally, but she's pretty cute. I'd def. white knight her w/ a trip to Disneyworld and let her blow me on Space Mountain.

    Date: 07/01/16 Views: 166,588 Category: Derp

  • Like Fucking a Potatoe

    Like Fucking a Potatoe

    Enthusiasm: this codpiece has zero. But what she lacks in emotion, she makes up for in looking like a post-op Michael Cera. Safe to say you could have a better time coating your dick in Paxil and skull fucking this scholar.

    Date: 01/07/16 Views: 194,284 Category: Derp

  • Hot and Retarded

    Hot and Retarded

    Actually I lied. She's neither hot, nor suffering from cognitive impairment. She's Bailey - BBC hunter and Crest White Strips enthusiast. The moral of today's story? Stereotypes exist for a mother fuckin reason.

    Date: 12/27/15 Views: 214,121 Category: Derp

  • Good Samaritan

    Good Samaritan

    < 3 this girl. But to win her over I'd have to pull out all the stops: Netflix the Naruto filmography, brush up on Reddit lingo and comes to terms with being called silly shit like 'newbie', and 'stalker'. The things I do for love.

    Date: 10/21/15 Views: 154,380 Category: Derp

  • Climax City Bitch

    Climax City Bitch

    A power level commonly found in an episode of Dragon Ball Z, finds itself applied to this girl's v-spot. Nothing new, but what's radical are the faces and electric chair like full body convulsions that result from it. More here.

    Date: 10/06/15 Views: 163,031 Category: Derp

  • Porn is in Her Future

    Porn is in Her Future

    Another one of those videos where brain cells are left short-circuited after being presented an elementary grade math question. All sorts of lolz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Beavis & Butthead.

    Date: 09/02/15 Views: 149,997 Category: Derp

  • WTF Orgasm Of The Month

    WTF Orgasm Of The Month

    Fake? Overacted? Unfortunate time to develop tourette syndrome? I don't even care. Just imagine her doing the M.J.F shuffle seen @ 3:42 on your codpiece. You'd ejaculate so hard your bedroom would get a sun roof.

    Date: 07/03/15 Views: 185,187 Category: Derp

  • Braingasms

    Braingasms

    Remember Chloe? Also known as the only girl that can cum electricity. 20 minutes worth of her flopping around like someone applied the Vulcan Death grip directly to her clitoris sounds dumb, but trust me: you want this.

    Date: 03/03/15 Views: 134,261 Category: Derp

  • Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Uncontrollable dry-heaving, borderline tears and noises I've only once heard out of the possum exhibit at the Cleavland Zoo: These are the quintessentials for making sure you never get called back for a sequel.

    Date: 01/24/15 Views: 154,282 Category: Derp