Derp

  • What the hell is this guy doing?

    What the hell is this guy doing?

    uh what's that old saying again? Once you take sex advice from Chimp Week on Animal Planet there's no going back? Because I think that's what happened here.

    Date: 05/18/19 Views: 115,260 Category: Derp

  • Meet My Future Wife

    Meet My Future Wife

    50% Retardation
    100% Date material
    200% Restraining order

    Date: 02/16/19 Views: 139,099 Category: Derp

  • Why the FUCK is This Girl in Porn?!

    Why the FUCK is This Girl in Porn?!

    Consider this both a tutorial and realty check for making proper life decisions. update: apparently the backlash from this video drove her to re-brand and start doing dry-anal scenes at home lol. Her new Paisley Pepper account is HERE

    Date: 10/19/18 Views: 198,153 Category: Derp

  • Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Mia Khalifa has been called a lot of things: Infamous, Disgraceful, Roblox Tit Jobber... but I prefer the term visionary. aka originator of the nerdgasm.

    Date: 08/16/18 Views: 184,490 Category: Derp

  • IT'S A TRAP!

    IT'S A TRAP!

    Don't let the cute face & lack of Valtrex in this video fool you: Even the hot ones make mistakes in the eternal quest for 11 seconds of Instagram fame.

    Date: 02/20/18 Views: 217,612 Category: Derp

  • Practice ≠ Perfect

    Practice ≠ Perfect

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    Date: 02/02/18 Views: 185,917 Category: Derp

  • The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    Nothing spells T-R-U-L-U-V like 12 ounces of dollar-store beer missing it's target. Don't know bout you, but my Valentine's day just got booked solid.

    Date: 02/01/18 Views: 206,401 Category: Derp

  • Autism & Incest

    Autism & Incest

    The one time incestual storylines involve a believable girl... and she's getting fondled by a real life version of Shrek. p.s. welcome back NothingToxic.com. My 2004 AOL away messages have missed your beautiful face. #nostalgia

    Date: 12/01/17 Views: 249,352 Category: Derp

  • When you see it....

    When you see it....

    Contrary to her appearance, lead-role acting isn't really this girl's specialty. Her BA in theater was more wasted than a Chinese man's pension check in a casino. But all of that's okay when you can see 360 degrees at all times.

    Date: 10/14/17 Views: 539,398 Category: Derp

  • Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    The performing arts degree really came back to bite this one in the taint I'm baffled: Do I jack off, or wait for the transformation into Jim Carrey to finish?

    Date: 09/16/17 Views: 239,314 Category: Derp

  • Yup, that's inbreeding

    Yup, that's inbreeding

    MORE

    Date: 08/23/17 Views: 193,501 Category: Derp

  • There's no reason for this

    There's no reason for this

    Some goofy fuck pulled a Spielberg and remastered his entire discography of dick flicks ala Windows Movie Maker. One clip is relatively harmless... but a 30+ combo exhibition video? Nice, but try that on my Magneto function.

    Date: 07/09/17 Views: 172,109 Category: Derp

  • "my brothers big fat dick"

    "my brothers big fat dick"

    yeaaa, I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the incestual fantasies to the experts. Your acting is 2/10 at best, and that thing you got between your legs looks like something even a Jewish butcher wouldn't discount.

    Date: 05/30/17 Views: 165,758 Category: Derp

  • That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    Confusion begins @ 2:15

    Date: 04/20/17 Views: 223,960 Category: Derp

  • World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    More here

    Date: 03/14/17 Views: 212,469 Category: Derp

  • MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    MAXIMUM CAPACITY REACHED

    Apparently looking like a Duck Dynasty stunt double turns you into the Merlin of slaying pussy... and today his expertise is all open-source. Practice what you see here and I promise, those hookers will never LOL again.

    Date: 09/21/16 Views: 229,326 Category: Derp

  • Good Samaritan

    Good Samaritan

    < 3 this girl. But to win her over I'd have to pull out all the stops: Netflix the Naruto filmography, brush up on Reddit lingo and comes to terms with being called silly shit like 'newbie', and 'stalker'. The things I do for love.

    Date: 10/21/15 Views: 160,468 Category: Derp

  • Climax City Bitch

    Climax City Bitch

    A power level commonly found in an episode of Dragon Ball Z, finds itself applied to this girl's v-spot. Nothing new, but what's radical are the faces and electric chair like full body convulsions that result from it. More here.

    Date: 10/06/15 Views: 168,698 Category: Derp

  • Porn is in Her Future

    Porn is in Her Future

    Another one of those videos where brain cells are left short-circuited after being presented an elementary grade math question. All sorts of lolz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Beavis & Butthead.

    Date: 09/02/15 Views: 155,987 Category: Derp

  • Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Porn Newbs Get Scarred 4 Life

    Uncontrollable dry-heaving, borderline tears and noises I've only once heard out of the possum exhibit at the Cleavland Zoo: These are the quintessentials for making sure you never get called back for a sequel.

    Date: 01/24/15 Views: 158,567 Category: Derp