• The 3-Second Rule

    The 3-Second Rule

    Matilda tries to single-handedly start up her own my vagina wont divide us movement in downtown Sydney. By slapsticking the pavement with her sideways sloppy joe and challenging all that oppose her.

    Date: 02/27/17 Views: 107,478 Category: Drugs

  • I want a refund.

    I want a refund.

    Perhaps "refund" is the wrong word here, as it suggests someone would actually give this pre-op hard earned shillings for sexual favors. They don't. Trust me. I've been to the Walmart parking lot on a Saturday night.

    Date: 08/30/16 Views: 145,621 Category: Drugs

  • Hookers 'n Blow (for reals)

    Hookers 'n Blow (for reals)

    Easily the greatest moment of this frat bro's life, edited down to a cool two minutes. Might not land a lot of bookmarks but fuck... it's got a story involving cocaine and future syphilis victims. How could I not post it?

    Date: 05/12/16 Views: 126,331 Category: Drugs



    Tired of jacking off to the same old fantasies of Nicki Minaj rolling around in a double-wide bowl of cream cheese and want the next best thing? How about a socially-inept, Brazilian drug addict UFC fan? Enjoy it:

    Date: 02/05/16 Views: 121,467 Category: Drugs