Perhaps "refund" is the wrong word here, as it suggests someone would actually give this pre-op hard earned shillings for sexual favors. They don't. Trust me. I've been to the Walmart parking lot on a Saturday night.
Tired of jacking off to the same old fantasies of Nicki Minaj rolling around in a double-wide bowl of cream cheese and want the next best thing? How about a socially-inept, Brazilian drug addict UFC fan? Enjoy it: