Matilda tries to single-handedly start up her own my vagina wont divide us movement in downtown Sydney. By slapsticking the pavement with her sideways sloppy joe and challenging all that oppose her.
Perhaps "refund" is the wrong word here, as it suggests someone would actually give this pre-op hard earned shillings for sexual favors. They don't. Trust me. I've been to the Walmart parking lot on a Saturday night.
Easily the greatest moment of this frat bro's life, edited down to a cool two minutes. Might not land a lot of bookmarks but fuck... it's got a story involving cocaine and future syphilis victims. How could I not post it?
Tired of jacking off to the same old fantasies of Nicki Minaj rolling around in a double-wide bowl of cream cheese and want the next best thing? How about a socially-inept, Brazilian drug addict UFC fan? Enjoy it: