Drunk

  • First Date Disaster

    First Date Disaster

    I would suggest captioning this video, but half the shit that came out of her mouth makes less sense than the Russian dating scene. aka: wife material.

    Date: 04/15/17 Views: 64,600 Category: Drunk

  • Billy's First STD

    Billy's First STD

    the 'ole charlie sheen technique

    Date: 03/03/17 Views: 158,438 Category: Drunk

  • Boned, Stoned and Sent Home

    Boned, Stoned and Sent Home

    Impressive tolerance on her part TBH. She's got that my uncle and dad are the same person, so I listen to System of a Down on vinyl look down pat. Just curious: Does chlamydia cancel itself out if you get it twice or?

    Date: 01/31/17 Views: 211,603 Category: Drunk

  • Mr. Nice Guy

    Mr. Nice Guy

    How to make ur silly fetish porn better? Feature a guy over 5' tall & get some closeups. Thats what we really want: sexual assault vicariously through the Internet. Not watch Johnny Shortdick stumble through puberty.

    Date: 01/14/17 Views: 151,743 Category: Drunk

  • Definitely Her First Time

    Definitely Her First Time

    2 beers turn this rookie into the Jim Lahey of live-in girlfriends. First, she attempts to mark the futon, then she moves to the kitchen to deposit her wonderpuss. I think Budweiser just found itself it's new spokeswoman.

    Date: 10/04/16 Views: 214,999 Category: Drunk

  • 37 Seconds of Penetration

    37 Seconds of Penetration

    Same thing every time: Your TINDER date finally agrees to ride the rawhide, but "only after I talk to Captain Morgan". Listen up you kooky cunt: Booze + sex isn't the celestial combination R. Kelly makes it out to be.

    Date: 08/10/16 Views: 145,831 Category: Drunk

  • "This never happened before, I promise"

    "This never happened before, I promise"

    Amy Schumer Jr. went overboard on the daiquiris, and now she stands about as much chance at penetration as Stephen Hawking. There goes her future as 'chubby girl #2' in the popular "Porn I Can't Jack off to" series.

    Date: 05/20/16 Views: 204,866 Category: Drunk

  • "DID U WASH UR DICK?"

    "DID U WASH UR DICK?"

    The unwritten rules of the practicing polygamist: #1 Hygiene, #2 Laying off Sonic's hand-mixed milkshake menu prior to engagement (trust me) and #3 fucking hygiene. Looks like Oliver Twist back there is 1 for 3.

    Date: 01/11/16 Views: 178,431 Category: Drunk

  • Vodka B4 Sex? BAD IDEA!

    Vodka B4 Sex? BAD IDEA!

    Behind-the-scenes of a Ruski skin flick, where a camera man tries regulating two skankaroonies with a blood alcohol level of ∞%. Optimum humiliation is achieved when culprit #1 kamikazes Vladimir's 27" flat screen.

    Date: 07/16/15 Views: 125,822 Category: Drunk

  • Hey Bitch, OD Somewhere Else!

    Hey Bitch, OD Somewhere Else!

    Carlos "pussy slayer" Garcia got himself one of those deluxe Nokia phones that shoots video and he's gonna show us just how cool life is... by turning the hose on a femi-beaner that downed about 9 too many Four Lokos.

    Date: 04/09/15 Views: 157,631 Category: Drunk

  • Wasted Girl vs. Public Toilet

    Wasted Girl vs. Public Toilet

    Veronika underestimated both her tolerance for Skinny Girl Margaritas, and vertical gravity. Marvel in her glorious attempt to make it into the toilet before her underpants. More regrettable drunk girl antics HERE.

    Date: 10/17/14 Views: 128,122 Category: Drunk

  • drinking before anal? BAD IDEA

    drinking before anal? BAD IDEA

    It's the same shit every time. Your side piece finally agrees to do anal, but "only if I git drunk first". Listen up you cockamamie hoe. Bacardi Breezers + buttlove don't mix. This bitch didn't even make it past the door.

    Date: 07/17/14 Views: 316,397 Category: Drunk

  • HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

    HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

    At first I was like "wow, she's unconscious, she's totally gonna get raped". I was actually worried, up until the camerabro did me the disservice of zooming in on her genitals. 6 words: protective layer of atomic wet-fart.

    Date: 06/22/14 Views: 275,620 Category: Drunk

  • Hey Lady, OD Elsewhere

    Hey Lady, OD Elsewhere

    Have you ever seen a woman overdose on jaegerbombs + Vagisil @ the Luxor casino, joyride the elevator to the 245th floor and ultimately stumble upon a private sex party hosted by TV legend John Stamos? Me too.

    Date: 11/08/11 Views: 111,261 Category: Drunk

  • Pornstar OD's Before Shoot

    Pornstar OD's Before Shoot

    You ever wonder how the fuck some of these women take 14 inch cocks up their ass without even so much as wincing? Spoiler: they all pop pills, usually followed by alcohol. Oxycontin + MD 20/20 = this dumb bitch.

    Date: 09/06/11 Views: 182,055 Category: Drunk

  • Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

    Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

    Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.

    Date: 05/29/11 Views: 197,478 Category: Drunk

  • Attention Whore Fail

    Attention Whore Fail

    To compensate for her lack of dance skills (sorry, hopping around like a retard doesn't count), this little slut busts out her ass and titties. Hordes of douchebags quickly gather for the free show.

    Date: 05/29/10 Views: 156,362 Category: Drunk

  • Assholes Fuck With Drunk Girl

    Assholes Fuck With Drunk Girl

    Beaner boy got himself one of them fancy digital camcorders and is out on a mission to show the world just how cool his life truly is... by filming his Friday night at Mickey D's and talking like a fuckin douchebag.

    Date: 05/12/10 Views: 270,996 Category: Drunk

  • I Can Has Alcomohol???

    I Can Has Alcomohol???

    She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!

    Date: 10/26/09 Views: 165,155 Category: Drunk

  • Birthday Boy Pukes On Stripper

    Birthday Boy Pukes On Stripper

    This is old as fuck but it never gets old. Five bucks says it was her stank pussy that made him puke, not the alcohol!

    Date: 06/05/08 Views: 113,872 Category: Drunk