Drunk

  • Venezuela's Most Wanted

    Venezuela's Most Wanted

    Current Exchange Rate: 1 USD = 248,488 VEF
    Knowing This Video is Online Forever: Priceless

    Date: 02/22/19 Views: 230,035 Category: Drunk

  • Yup, That's Blackmail

    Yup, That's Blackmail

    #russia

    Date: 02/11/19 Views: 150,405 Category: Drunk

  • This is How People Go to Jail

    This is How People Go to Jail

    Lookout world, this eroding shit stain has no limits. He also has a group of friends that lost their virginitys to a series of mail-order body pillows. Keep these 2 details in mind - it's the closest clue you're gonna get as to why the fuck this was filmed.

    Date: 01/23/19 Views: 200,688 Category: Drunk

  • Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Date: 11/17/18 Views: 169,573 Category: Drunk

  • Running Trains @ Her Bachelorette Party

    Running Trains @ Her Bachelorette Party

    This girl has a clitoral overload immediately following an impromptu canyon yodeling. This is the wwhere I'm supposed to cut the sleeves off my shirt and call her a slut, but I'd rather comfort her while sniffing her butt. It's called romance.

    Date: 11/01/18 Views: 209,374 Category: Drunk

  • Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    There's no better way to celebrate your final day of freedom than by cramming a bottle of Pepsi's finest in the tuna mitten of a $14.00 hooker. They went for an assisted goal, but she insisted max capacity was already reached. UH HUH...

    Date: 10/22/18 Views: 284,092 Category: Drunk

  • Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Apparently a 2-pack of Bud Light turns you into the Gandolf of parking lot pussy pickups... and today his teachings are all free of charge. Practice what you see here & I promise those size-11 Craigslist girls will never "LOL" again.

    Date: 08/02/18 Views: 333,778 Category: Drunk

  • Tinder in Russia

    Tinder in Russia

    It's a shame they didn't take this a step further and use their natural resistance to pain and turn her crusty doughnut into a cut of roast beef the diameter of a Mazda Miatia. Then maybe I could have ejaculated today...

    Date: 06/15/18 Views: 166,967 Category: Drunk

  • did... did they just rape a guy?

    did... did they just rape a guy?

    There was only one way out of this. Ya dun goofed, Bohdan.

    Date: 04/29/18 Views: 262,427 Category: Drunk

  • "Not awake? Not rape"

    "Not awake? Not rape"

    uhh...

    Date: 04/01/18 Views: 234,288 Category: Drunk

  • Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    It's always the same setup. Your side piece finally agrees to lube the rusty wagon wheel , but "only if I git drunky first". Listen you cockamamie hoes: Bacardi + Buttlove don't mix. These bitches couldn't even stay vertical lol

    Date: 02/23/18 Views: 211,853 Category: Drunk

  • Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    Coors Light connoisseur zones out her surroundings long enough to focus on better things. I.E. getting a faceful of Kentucky's finest into her minge. I'm waiting for the sequel. Where Lester makes a b-line for that b-hole.

    Date: 01/03/18 Views: 212,280 Category: Drunk

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie moaning.

    Date: 12/08/17 Views: 208,685 Category: Drunk

  • My Kinda Woman

    My Kinda Woman

    #2017 #feminism #flirting #kentucky

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 181,320 Category: Drunk

  • 17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    "I tried my best to caption this one, but half the shit that steamrolls out of her mouth makes no sense and after the two straight minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. NICE TITS."

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 211,021 Category: Drunk

  • Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    She's drunk, high and/or possibly dead... all of which appropriately explain why she's the closest thing to a heterosexual in this video. I have a strong feeling this ended with at least one cellphone getting lost into the abyss.

    Date: 09/17/17 Views: 295,509 Category: Drunk

  • How to Flirt in Europe

    How to Flirt in Europe

    #englandismycity

    Date: 06/28/17 Views: 175,003 Category: Drunk

  • HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

    HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

    Really brings me back.

    Date: 05/13/17 Views: 250,587 Category: Drunk

  • Boned, Stoned and Sent Home

    Boned, Stoned and Sent Home

    Impressive tolerance on her part TBH. She's got that my uncle and dad are the same person, so I listen to System of a Down on vinyl look down pat. Just curious: Does chlamydia cancel itself out if you get it twice or?

    Date: 01/31/17 Views: 269,088 Category: Drunk

  • Mr. Nice Guy

    Mr. Nice Guy

    How to make ur silly fetish porn better? Feature a guy over 5' tall & get closeups. That's what we really want: sexual assault vicariously through the Internet. Not watch Johnny Shortdick stumble his way through puberty.

    Date: 01/14/17 Views: 187,852 Category: Drunk

  • Definitely Her First Time

    Definitely Her First Time

    2 beers turn this rookie into the Jim Lahey of live-in girlfriends. First, she attempts to mark the futon, then she moves to the kitchen to deposit her wonderpuss. I think Budweiser just found itself it's new spokeswoman.

    Date: 10/04/16 Views: 261,411 Category: Drunk

  • Flirting Gone Wrong. VERY WRONG

    Flirting Gone Wrong. VERY WRONG

    Cute girl has an unpredictable FML moment after realizing her love interest has worse social skills then a fucking potato. Lesson learned: Never mess with a homosexual in flip flops. Dignity left a long time ago.

    Date: 06/14/16 Views: 210,973 Category: Drunk

  • "DID U WASH UR DICK?"

    "DID U WASH UR DICK?"

    The unwritten rules of the practicing polygamist: #1 Hygiene, #2 Laying off Sonic's hand-mixed milkshake menu prior to engagement (trust me) and #3 fucking hygiene. Looks like Oliver Twist back there is 1 for 3.

    Date: 01/11/16 Views: 216,379 Category: Drunk

  • Hey Bitch, OD Somewhere Else!

    Hey Bitch, OD Somewhere Else!

    Carlos "pussy slayer" Garcia got himself one of those deluxe Nokia phones that shoots video and he's gonna show us just how cool life is... by turning the hose on a femi-beaner that downed about 9 too many Four Lokos.

    Date: 04/09/15 Views: 182,766 Category: Drunk

  • Well, That Escalated Quickly

    Well, That Escalated Quickly

    In 2 minutes flat this self-entitled shit stain goes from having fun to newest member of the talk shit - get hit club. Some people may call this domestic assault. But teh bro throwing right crosses calls it equal opportunity.

    Date: 01/10/15 Views: 276,558 Category: Drunk

  • Wasted Girl vs. Public Toilet

    Wasted Girl vs. Public Toilet

    Veronika underestimated both her tolerance for Skinny Girl Margaritas, and vertical gravity. Marvel in her glorious attempt to make it into the toilet before her underpants. More regrettable drunk girl antics HERE.

    Date: 10/17/14 Views: 144,689 Category: Drunk

  • HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

    HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

    At first I was like "wow, she's unconscious, she's totally gonna get raped". I was actually worried, up until the camerabro did me the disservice of zooming in on her genitals. 6 words: protective layer of atomic wet-fart.

    Date: 06/22/14 Views: 305,001 Category: Drunk

  • Bad Place To Make Love

    Bad Place To Make Love

    Two trashy fucks get caught fooling around on camera by an inarguably even trashier fuck - who generously provides play-by-play narration and some heartfelt commentary like "give him some head bitch".

    Date: 07/06/12 Views: 187,773 Category: Drunk

  • Hey Lady, OD Elsewhere

    Hey Lady, OD Elsewhere

    Have you ever seen a woman overdose on jaegerbombs + Vagisil @ the Luxor casino, joyride the elevator to the 245th floor and ultimately stumble upon a private sex party hosted by TV legend John Stamos? Me too.

    Date: 11/08/11 Views: 127,474 Category: Drunk

  • Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

    Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

    Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.

    Date: 05/29/11 Views: 215,294 Category: Drunk