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  • Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Date: 11/17/18 Views: 144,842 Category: Drunk

  • Running Trains @ Her Bachelorette Party

    Running Trains @ Her Bachelorette Party

    This girl has a clitoral overload immediately following an impromptu canyon yodeling. This is the wwhere I'm supposed to cut the sleeves off my shirt and call her a slut, but I'd rather comfort her while sniffing her butt. It's called romance.

    Date: 11/01/18 Views: 182,909 Category: Drunk

  • Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    There's no better way to celebrate your final day of freedom than by cramming a bottle of Pepsi's finest in the tuna mitten of a $14.00 hooker. They went for an assisted goal, but she insisted max capacity was already reached. UH HUH...

    Date: 10/22/18 Views: 260,514 Category: Drunk

  • Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Apparently a 2-pack of Bud Light turns you into the Gandolf of parking lot pussy pickups... and today his teachings are all free of charge. Practice what you see here & I promise those size-11 Craigslist girls will never "LOL" again.

    Date: 08/02/18 Views: 318,920 Category: Drunk

  • Tinder in Russia

    Tinder in Russia

    It's a shame they didn't take this a step further and use their natural resistance to pain and turn her crusty doughnut into a cut of roast beef the diameter of a Mazda Miatia. Then maybe I could have ejaculated today...

    Date: 06/15/18 Views: 161,334 Category: Drunk

  • did... did they just rape a guy?

    did... did they just rape a guy?

    There was only one way out of this. Ya dun goofed, Bohdan.

    Date: 04/29/18 Views: 253,149 Category: Drunk

  • "Not awake? Not rape"

    "Not awake? Not rape"

    uhh...

    Date: 04/01/18 Views: 225,672 Category: Drunk

  • Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    It's always the same setup. Your side piece finally agrees to lube the rusty wagon wheel , but "only if I git drunky first". Listen you cockamamie hoes: Bacardi + Buttlove don't mix. These bitches couldn't even stay vertical lol

    Date: 02/23/18 Views: 205,936 Category: Drunk

  • Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    Coors Light connoisseur zones out her surroundings long enough to focus on better things. I.E. getting a faceful of Kentucky's finest into her minge. I'm waiting for the sequel. Where Lester makes a b-line for that b-hole.

    Date: 01/03/18 Views: 208,525 Category: Drunk

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie moaning.

    Date: 12/08/17 Views: 204,838 Category: Drunk

  • My Kinda Woman

    My Kinda Woman

    #2017 #feminism #flirting #kentucky

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 177,470 Category: Drunk

  • 17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    "I tried my best to caption this one, but half the shit that steamrolls out of her mouth makes no sense and after the two straight minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. NICE TITS."

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 207,740 Category: Drunk

  • Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    She's drunk, high and/or possibly dead... all of which appropriately explain why she's the closest thing to a heterosexual in this video. I have a strong feeling this ended with at least one cellphone getting lost into the abyss.

    Date: 09/17/17 Views: 288,732 Category: Drunk

  • How to Flirt in Europe

    How to Flirt in Europe

    #englandismycity

    Date: 06/28/17 Views: 172,399 Category: Drunk

  • HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

    HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

    Really brings me back.

    Date: 05/13/17 Views: 246,922 Category: Drunk

  • Boned, Stoned and Sent Home

    Boned, Stoned and Sent Home

    Impressive tolerance on her part TBH. She's got that my uncle and dad are the same person, so I listen to System of a Down on vinyl look down pat. Just curious: Does chlamydia cancel itself out if you get it twice or?

    Date: 01/31/17 Views: 266,652 Category: Drunk

  • Mr. Nice Guy

    Mr. Nice Guy

    How to make ur silly fetish porn better? Feature a guy over 5' tall & get closeups. That's what we really want: sexual assault vicariously through the Internet. Not watch Johnny Shortdick stumble his way through puberty.

    Date: 01/14/17 Views: 186,091 Category: Drunk

  • Definitely Her First Time

    Definitely Her First Time

    2 beers turn this rookie into the Jim Lahey of live-in girlfriends. First, she attempts to mark the futon, then she moves to the kitchen to deposit her wonderpuss. I think Budweiser just found itself it's new spokeswoman.

    Date: 10/04/16 Views: 259,037 Category: Drunk

  • Flirting Gone Wrong. VERY WRONG

    Flirting Gone Wrong. VERY WRONG

    Cute girl has an unpredictable FML moment after realizing her love interest has worse social skills then a fucking potato. Lesson learned: Never mess with a homosexual in flip flops. Dignity left a long time ago.

    Date: 06/14/16 Views: 209,006 Category: Drunk

  • "DID U WASH UR DICK?"

    "DID U WASH UR DICK?"

    The unwritten rules of the practicing polygamist: #1 Hygiene, #2 Laying off Sonic's hand-mixed milkshake menu prior to engagement (trust me) and #3 fucking hygiene. Looks like Oliver Twist back there is 1 for 3.

    Date: 01/11/16 Views: 213,822 Category: Drunk

  • Hey Bitch, OD Somewhere Else!

    Hey Bitch, OD Somewhere Else!

    Carlos "pussy slayer" Garcia got himself one of those deluxe Nokia phones that shoots video and he's gonna show us just how cool life is... by turning the hose on a femi-beaner that downed about 9 too many Four Lokos.

    Date: 04/09/15 Views: 181,053 Category: Drunk

  • Well, That Escalated Quickly

    Well, That Escalated Quickly

    In 2 minutes flat this self-entitled shit stain goes from having fun to newest member of the talk shit - get hit club. Some people may call this domestic assault. But teh bro throwing right crosses calls it equal opportunity.

    Date: 01/10/15 Views: 274,746 Category: Drunk

  • Wasted Girl vs. Public Toilet

    Wasted Girl vs. Public Toilet

    Veronika underestimated both her tolerance for Skinny Girl Margaritas, and vertical gravity. Marvel in her glorious attempt to make it into the toilet before her underpants. More regrettable drunk girl antics HERE.

    Date: 10/17/14 Views: 143,474 Category: Drunk

  • HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

    HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

    At first I was like "wow, she's unconscious, she's totally gonna get raped". I was actually worried, up until the camerabro did me the disservice of zooming in on her genitals. 6 words: protective layer of atomic wet-fart.

    Date: 06/22/14 Views: 301,986 Category: Drunk

  • Bad Place To Make Love

    Bad Place To Make Love

    Two trashy fucks get caught fooling around on camera by an inarguably even trashier fuck - who generously provides play-by-play narration and some heartfelt commentary like "give him some head bitch".

    Date: 07/06/12 Views: 187,189 Category: Drunk

  • Hey Lady, OD Elsewhere

    Hey Lady, OD Elsewhere

    Have you ever seen a woman overdose on jaegerbombs + Vagisil @ the Luxor casino, joyride the elevator to the 245th floor and ultimately stumble upon a private sex party hosted by TV legend John Stamos? Me too.

    Date: 11/08/11 Views: 126,383 Category: Drunk

  • Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

    Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

    Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.

    Date: 05/29/11 Views: 214,036 Category: Drunk

  • Attention Whore Fail

    Attention Whore Fail

    To compensate for her lack of dance skills (sorry, hopping around like a retard doesn't count), this little slut busts out her ass and titties. Hordes of douchebags quickly gather for the free show.

    Date: 05/29/10 Views: 168,414 Category: Drunk

  • Assholes Fuck With Drunk Girl

    Assholes Fuck With Drunk Girl

    Beaner boy got himself one of them fancy digital camcorders and is out on a mission to show the world just how cool his life truly is... by filming his Friday night at Mickey D's and talking like a fuckin douchebag.

    Date: 05/12/10 Views: 314,565 Category: Drunk

  • Birthday Boy Pukes On Stripper

    Birthday Boy Pukes On Stripper

    This is old as fuck but it never gets old. Five bucks says it was her stank pussy that made him puke, not the alcohol!

    Date: 06/05/08 Views: 119,985 Category: Drunk