This is standard Asian 'i cant reach your g-spot with my cock, might as well do your makeup' syndrome. Fortunately, radical science has gifted us with Extenze penis enlargement pills. Save up dem fortune cookies.
My hunch tells me after this video ended, her status of girlfriend was about as real as a 'Bold Guy' film getting theatrical distribution... but I do find her hatred for face painting surprisingly erotic. Make with the digits.
Seven minute tutorial on how to secure your status as girlfriend. When the nut butter makes an unannounced trip to your sinus cavity, just smile, nod & continue on.
HIM: "We don't degrade you here" NOOB: ":)" HIM: [battery acid cumshot] NOOB: ":("
The girl serving drinks is always off-limits. READ: Not someone you solicit for oral sex. But when it's last call and she looks like Jessica Simpson before the autism, slurping 2 dongs isn't a burden. It's divine intervention.
Ejaculating into a Magnum XL condom and tossing it on the face of a patron at Subway. For some Americans, thats the closest to having a girlfriend they're ever gonna get.
Dude wakes up his white trash wife by blowing a fat load of Mircale Whip all over her ugly face... and ear lol. How's that for breakfast in bed baby?
This is from an audition tape that was mailed to a porn studio in Cali. Poor dude was so desperate to land a job as a manslut that he resorted to faking a Peter North style cumshot, thinking it'd give him an 'edge'. LOL.
Cute pornstar nearly vomits after getting a taste of her partners alfredo sauce. Bitch needs to quit tripping and learn to savor the condiments of life.
She's not a fan of the tapioca pudding. After acting like a priss she tries to excuse her behavior by claiming to be a noob to taking facials. Uh huh... and I'm a direct descendant of Jesus.
Sorry bitch. That's exactly what you get for looking like Richard Simmons.
Fuck. That's enough man sauce to feed an entire Ethiopian village. Mufasa come quick! The Americans have brought us tapioca pudding!