Take your average Old Navy cashier, incentivize her with 4 minutes of Facebook Live fame and 2 complimentary strains of HPV, and this is what you get. Apply all yogurt-based lubricants and gift cards accordingly.
My hunch tells me after this video ended, her status of girlfriend was about as real as a 'Bold Guy' film getting theatrical distribution... but I do find her hatred for face painting surprisingly erotic. Make with the digits.
Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala Limewire have I come across a female with such seminal apathy. She's got standards bro. You know who doesn't have standards? THIS CORPSE. Laugh at her -- fap to this.
Some "feels" I'm glad I will never experience in life: pap smears, digesting $20 worth of Del Taco and the Simon Cowell of deep throating porn demanding I GO DEEPER. There's just no coming back from something like this.
This is from an audition tape that was mailed to a porn studio in Cali. Poor dude was so desperate to land a job as a manslut that he resorted to faking a Peter North style cumshot, thinking it'd give him an 'edge'. LOL.