Freaks

  • Attention Whore of the Millenium

    Attention Whore of the Millenium

    It's real. And it's not spectacular. [INSTAGRAM]

    Date: 12/09/17 Views: 116,772 Category: Freaks

  • You were warned.

    You were warned.

    Here's a few staple rules to live your life by: 1) Don't copy what you see on the Internet. 2) Never stick your baby carrot in crazy. Both situations tend to have the same lopsided risk/reward ratio attached to the them. #warned

    Date: 11/19/17 Views: 97,566 Category: Freaks

  • The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    My gut instinct tells me this guy's basement being free of dead bodies is almost as probable as Kanye West becoming president in 2020... but I do find his no-filter approach to breaking the ice compelling. Your thoughts?

    Date: 08/07/17 Views: 147,867 Category: Freaks

  • Wrong on so Many Levels

    Wrong on so Many Levels

    ♫ Lucky for me I'm not like those girls
    ♫ Who only take it all for granted
    ♫ All they got is what they're handed

    Date: 06/21/17 Views: 225,078 Category: Freaks

  • Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Don't be bamboozled by the Himalayan mongooses under her Walmart polyester. She may be DTF but her choice in partners... well, you'll see...

    Date: 04/26/17 Views: 180,045 Category: Freaks

  • I'm not okay with this

    I'm not okay with this

    Anyone else get the sudden urge for chimichangas?

    Date: 09/13/16 Views: 197,850 Category: Freaks

  • Whorticulture

    Whorticulture

    Always nice to see a fellow heterosexual take pride in his significant others hygiene. I'm just curious... exactly how many ISIS videos do you have to watch before you become sexually attracted to waterboarding?

    Date: 05/03/16 Views: 164,602 Category: Freaks

  • Survivorman

    Survivorman

    So what do we have here, living the dream or creative suicide attempt? Dunno, but one thing's for sure: if all members of The Backstreet Boys took a communal shit in a trash can, this 'guy' is what would rise up out of it.

    Date: 01/18/16 Views: 153,276 Category: Freaks

  • I fapped to this 6 times

    I fapped to this 6 times

    This is essentially a hybrid of a Got Milk? PSA & a GWAR concert. Or in more comprehensive terms: 1 part health conscious, 291 parts bat-shit fucking aspergers. Enjoy?

    Date: 12/15/15 Views: 260,882 Category: Freaks

  • Safety First

    Safety First

    Meet 19-year-old Crystal. She has a knack for turning Toys "R" Us into a sexual sweatshop. And thanks to this waifu trying to be for laifu, 2 new items just made the list: Jump ropes and Hello Kitty helmets. I smell autism.

    Date: 10/25/15 Views: 115,879 Category: Freaks

  • TINDER GOLD

    TINDER GOLD

    Never have I seen a girl articulate her sexual desires with such grace. Undeniably the most erotic mental imagery I've had since hearing about McDonald's 24/7 breakfast menu. Both are guaranteed to require a mop.

    Date: 10/14/15 Views: 211,351 Category: Freaks

  • 5 Star Blowjob, -3 Star Ending

    5 Star Blowjob, -3 Star Ending

    I like her D-sized gobstoppers. I like her all-in BJ skillz and above all I like her devotion to commitment. His no-think cake bowl lick @ 6:50 however, just reinforced my stance on late-term abortion. Like, 35 years late.

    Date: 09/13/15 Views: 169,883 Category: Freaks

  • Great Ass, Strange Talent

    Great Ass, Strange Talent

    Can't imagine how many sessions came to a halt after miscalculating fiber intakes and spacedocking herself. I respect the hustle, but the only road out of this fetish involves the zoo and strategically placed marmalade.

    Date: 07/19/15 Views: 162,086 Category: Freaks

  • #PLANTGASM

    #PLANTGASM

    Lacy wants to spice up her P-hub page with a little public action. Problem is... Lacy ain't no basic bitch that flashes her gash at the DMV & calls it a day. What follows made me scratch both balls in bewilderment.

    Date: 06/05/15 Views: 159,508 Category: Freaks

  • WTF @ the 1:01 Mark

    WTF @ the 1:01 Mark

    She lives on EBT cards and her hair is higher priority than toilet paper. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed "a vagina that dispenses cockroaches" you just won my limited edition Kelly Clarkson sex doll.

    Date: 04/01/15 Views: 133,949 Category: Freaks

  • Never Stick Your Dick in Crazy

    Never Stick Your Dick in Crazy

    Daddy issues? Prozac aficionado? Future arsonist? How about all of the above. Not even a hint of shame about it either. Her sex toys consist of Bambino carrots, multi colored sharpies & whatever the fuck isn't nailed down.

    Date: 02/07/15 Views: 224,469 Category: Freaks

  • 18 Kilograms of Tits

    18 Kilograms of Tits

    For those that don't speak nachos grande, here's the scoop: The evolutionary cul-de-sac you're looking at is Beshine. At 20 lbs a piece, she holds the record for biggest mistakes on Earth, Jupiter and Deep Space 9.

    Date: 01/16/15 Views: 83,136 Category: Freaks

  • Long Day at the Office

    Long Day at the Office

    He is either oblivious or a sexual predator, but busted Micheal Douglas has been exposing himself since 8th St. Fact is, after a hard day penny fucking the stock market and having cocaine fueled office meetings with escorts that take amex cards, he just doesn't give a fuck right now.

    Date: 09/03/14 Views: 173,729 Category: Freaks

  • Nice Tits, Ugly Vagina

    Nice Tits, Ugly Vagina

    I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the pink samsonite train case right where it stands. That thing you got between your legs looks like something out of Clive Barker's Nightbreed.

    Date: 06/18/11 Views: 95,255 Category: Freaks

  • I Think It's Infected

    I Think It's Infected

    Her twat is blood red and more shriveled than the cock of an Eskimo. For god sakes, what member of the animal kingdom did you fuck? And more importantly, how big was it's penis?

    Date: 03/14/11 Views: 145,794 Category: Freaks

  • Assholes Gawk At Anroexic Slut

    Assholes Gawk At Anroexic Slut

    Holocaust survivor takes a stroll down the beach in painfully revealing bikini, attracting the attention of every euro fag within a 2 mile radius. Why she limping? I havent seen someone walk like that since post-shower scene in American History X.

    Date: 02/23/11 Views: 116,275 Category: Freaks

  • Worst Porno Ever

    Worst Porno Ever

    Hitler gets his fuck on with a Czechoslovakian whore. The soundtrack kinda kills it but you get the idea. Fucking epic comb over.

    Date: 04/08/10 Views: 146,939 Category: Freaks

  • Clam Chowder

    Clam Chowder

    Her pussy looks like a fuckin whoopie cushion. lol.

    Date: 12/13/09 Views: 128,667 Category: Freaks

  • Simon Birch: The Porno

    Simon Birch: The Porno

    Personally, I prefer masturbating to the original. Not a fan of these pornographic remakes.

    Date: 07/05/09 Views: 117,450 Category: Freaks

  • Anus From Hell

    Anus From Hell

    What the fuck is that? Looks like a cross between the top of a pineapple and the mouth of Predator. Definitely not suitable for my pecker.

    Date: 05/04/09 Views: 114,775 Category: Freaks

  • Conjoined Twins

    Conjoined Twins

    I'm not going to hell. You might, but not me. I do community service and cater to the elderly. Jesus has a hardon for guys like me.

    Date: 03/21/08 Views: 219,721 Category: Freaks