• The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    My gut instinct tells me this guy's basement being free of dead bodies is almost as probable as Kanye West becoming president in 2020... but I do find his no-filter approach to breaking the ice compelling. Your thoughts?

    Date: 08/07/17 Views: 93,334 Category: Freaks

  • "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    'memember HIM? Looks like he's back for round 2. Not sure why he longs for the approval of random black chicks. His dick is a drizzle compared to the tsunamis these bitches are addicted to. Time for a new hobby, Bernard.

    Date: 07/29/17 Views: 129,268 Category: Freaks

  • Wrong on too Many Levels

    Wrong on too Many Levels

    ♫ Lucky for me I'm not like those girls
    ♫ Who only take it all for granted
    ♫ All they got is what they're handed

    Date: 06/21/17 Views: 205,057 Category: Freaks



    In hindsight, his future of being casted in the Harry and the Henderson's reboot would've been just as humiliating as this act of penis de résistance. But Hollywood doesn't have a 3" Jason Statham. Make that resume count.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 135,309 Category: Freaks

  • Stripped by Sex Offenders

    Stripped by Sex Offenders

    Veteran with tremendous natties gets sanduskied by a trio of guys that are no stranger to 7-11 glory holes. And Arn Anderson in the back makes me believe 1 horseman is missing from this championship belt title match.

    Date: 04/30/17 Views: 131,826 Category: Freaks

  • Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Don't be bamboozled by the Himalayan mongooses under her Walmart polyester. She may be DTF but her choice in partners... well, you'll see...

    Date: 04/26/17 Views: 167,487 Category: Freaks

  • I'm not okay with this

    I'm not okay with this

    Anyone else get the sudden urge for chimichangas?

    Date: 09/13/16 Views: 193,113 Category: Freaks

  • "I had 5 dads, but only fucked 1 of them"

    "I had 5 dads, but only fucked 1 of them"

    Silly slut. You can't expect your stories of moonshine flavored incest to put a dent in this guy's sympathy. Dude makes a living off girls like you, who majored in lesbian dance theory for 4 years, then end up here.

    Date: 08/26/16 Views: 174,723 Category: Freaks

  • Whorticulture


    Always nice to see a fellow heterosexual take pride in his significant others hygiene. I'm just curious... exactly how many ISIS videos do you have to watch before you become sexually attracted to waterboarding?

    Date: 05/03/16 Views: 161,232 Category: Freaks

  • Survivorman


    So what do we have here, living the dream or creative suicide attempt? Dunno, but one thing's for sure: if all members of The Backstreet Boys took a communal shit in a trash can, this 'guy' is what would rise up out of it.

    Date: 01/18/16 Views: 150,065 Category: Freaks

  • I fapped to this 6 times

    I fapped to this 6 times

    This is essentially a hybrid of a Got Milk? PSA & a GWAR concert. Or in more comprehensive terms: 1 part health conscious, 291 parts bat-shit fucking aspergers. Enjoy?

    Date: 12/15/15 Views: 256,386 Category: Freaks

  • Safety First

    Safety First

    Meet 19-year-old Crystal. She has a knack for turning Toys "R" Us into a sexual sweatshop. And thanks to this waifu trying to be for laifu, 2 new items just made the list: Jump ropes and Hello Kitty helmets. I smell autism.

    Date: 10/25/15 Views: 113,609 Category: Freaks



    Never have I seen a girl articulate her sexual desires with such grace. Undeniably the most erotic mental imagery I've had since hearing about McDonald's 24/7 breakfast menu. Both are guaranteed to require a mop.

    Date: 10/14/15 Views: 207,155 Category: Freaks

  • Great Ass, Strange Talent

    Great Ass, Strange Talent

    Can't imagine how many sessions came to a halt after miscalculating fiber intakes and spacedocking herself. I respect the hustle, but the only road out of this fetish involves the zoo and strategically placed marmalade.

    Date: 07/19/15 Views: 159,821 Category: Freaks



    Lacy wants to spice up her P-hub page with a little public action. Problem is... Lacy ain't no basic bitch that flashes her gash at the DMV & calls it a day. What follows made me scratch both balls in bewilderment.

    Date: 06/05/15 Views: 157,316 Category: Freaks

  • WTF @ the 1:01 Mark

    WTF @ the 1:01 Mark

    She lives on EBT cards and her hair is higher priority than toilet paper. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed "a vagina that dispenses cockroaches" you just won my limited edition Kelly Clarkson sex doll.

    Date: 04/01/15 Views: 131,577 Category: Freaks

  • 18 Kilograms of Tits

    18 Kilograms of Tits

    For those that don't speak nachos grande, here's the scoop: The evolutionary cul-de-sac you're looking at is Beshine. At 20 lbs a piece, she holds the record for biggest mistakes on Earth, Jupiter and Deep Space 9.

    Date: 01/16/15 Views: 82,297 Category: Freaks

  • Long Day at the Office

    Long Day at the Office

    He is either oblivious or a sexual predator, but busted Micheal Douglas has been exposing himself since 8th St. Fact is, after a hard day penny fucking the stock market and having cocaine fueled office meetings with escorts that take amex cards, he just doesn't give a fuck right now.

    Date: 09/03/14 Views: 171,528 Category: Freaks

  • Holy Mother Of Fucking Christ

    Holy Mother Of Fucking Christ

    Disregard the misleading thumbnail, you'll soon understand it's purpose. This is honestly the most baffling shit I've seen since The Sum Of All Fears. Let it be known.. eFukt officially just got one-upped.

    Date: 02/08/12 Views: 343,969 Category: Freaks

  • Attention Whore Of The Decade

    Attention Whore Of The Decade

    Dumb bitch spent her life savings on transforming her cans into weather balloons. Congrats, when Jurassic Park finally becomes a reality, you'll officially be the only bitch alive capable of tit fucking a Brontosaurus.

    Date: 10/05/11 Views: 67,246 Category: Freaks

  • Nice Tits, Ugly Vagina

    Nice Tits, Ugly Vagina

    I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the pink samsonite train case right where it stands. That thing you got between your legs looks like something out of Clive Barker's Nightbreed.

    Date: 06/18/11 Views: 94,231 Category: Freaks

  • I Think It's Infected

    I Think It's Infected

    Her twat is blood red and more shriveled than the cock of an Eskimo. For god sakes, what member of the animal kingdom did you fuck? And more importantly, how big was it's penis?

    Date: 03/14/11 Views: 144,728 Category: Freaks

  • Assholes Gawk At Anroexic Slut

    Assholes Gawk At Anroexic Slut

    Holocaust survivor takes a stroll down the beach in painfully revealing bikini, attracting the attention of every euro fag within a 2 mile radius. Why she limping? I havent seen someone walk like that since post-shower scene in American History X.

    Date: 02/23/11 Views: 114,793 Category: Freaks

  • Worst Porno Ever

    Worst Porno Ever

    Hitler gets his fuck on with a Czechoslovakian whore. The soundtrack kinda kills it but you get the idea. Fucking epic comb over.

    Date: 04/08/10 Views: 146,401 Category: Freaks

  • Clam Chowder

    Clam Chowder

    Her pussy looks like a fuckin whoopie cushion. lol.

    Date: 12/13/09 Views: 127,948 Category: Freaks

  • Simon Birch: The Porno

    Simon Birch: The Porno

    Personally, I prefer masturbating to the original. Not a fan of these pornographic remakes.

    Date: 07/05/09 Views: 117,009 Category: Freaks

  • Somethings Growing Out Her Ass

    Somethings Growing Out Her Ass

    Never poke anything that's capable of poking back. Standard procedure when engaging in intercourse.

    Date: 06/09/09 Views: 144,410 Category: Freaks

  • Anus From Hell

    Anus From Hell

    What the fuck is that? Looks like a cross between the top of a pineapple and the mouth of Predator. Definitely not suitable for my pecker.

    Date: 05/04/09 Views: 114,259 Category: Freaks

  • Theres A Vagina On Your Back

    Theres A Vagina On Your Back

    Stick your cock all the way in there and you'll hit her spine. Hit her spine hard enough and you'll be the first person ever to paralyze a woman via penis.

    Date: 09/08/08 Views: 117,180 Category: Freaks

  • Fucked Up Vagina

    Fucked Up Vagina

    Ewwww. Trust me, I am a true Arby's connoisseur and not even I would dare to indulge in that rotten roast beef sandwich. It's fucking mutated.

    Date: 06/05/08 Views: 108,739 Category: Freaks