Freaks

  • I'm not okay with this

    I'm not okay with this

    Anyone else get a confusing urge for chimichangas?

    Date: 09/07/18 Views: 164,779 Category: Freaks

  • OOF

    OOF

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    Date: 05/10/18 Views: 240,558 Category: Freaks

  • WILL THEY FIT?

    WILL THEY FIT?

    Sneed's Feed and Seed houses 30 cows & more chickens than a French battalion. READ: Not a place to test your vaginal limits. But when you have 900 Patreons & a full bottle of penicillin, capacity isnt a concern. Its destiny.

    Date: 03/12/18 Views: 210,967 Category: Freaks

  • Virginal nerd right? WRONG!

    Virginal nerd right? WRONG!

    Don't be fooled by the "i collect exotic toothpaste & I'm saving my G-spot for Sonic the Hedgehog" appearance. She may resemble Velma Dinky, but this is no sex newb. ur always 1 Spawn comic book away from snatch city.

    Date: 12/19/17 Views: 227,734 Category: Freaks

  • Attention Whore of the Millenium

    Attention Whore of the Millenium

    It's real. And it's not spectacular. [INSTAGRAM]

    Date: 12/09/17 Views: 194,637 Category: Freaks

  • Wrong on so Many Levels

    Wrong on so Many Levels

    ♫ Lucky for me I'm not like those girls
    ♫ Who only take it all for granted
    ♫ All they got is what they're handed

    Date: 06/21/17 Views: 244,636 Category: Freaks

  • Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Don't be bamboozled by the Himalayan mongooses under her Walmart polyester. She may be DTF but her choice in partners... well, you'll see...

    Date: 04/26/17 Views: 196,932 Category: Freaks

  • Whorticulture

    Whorticulture

    Always nice to see a fellow heterosexual take pride in his significant others hygiene. I'm just curious... exactly how many ISIS videos do you have to watch before you become sexually attracted to waterboarding?

    Date: 05/03/16 Views: 170,907 Category: Freaks

  • Survivorman

    Survivorman

    So what do we have here, living the dream or creative suicide attempt? Dunno, but one thing's for sure: if all members of The Backstreet Boys took a communal shit in a trash can, this 'guy' is what would rise up out of it.

    Date: 01/18/16 Views: 160,028 Category: Freaks

  • I fapped to this 6 times

    I fapped to this 6 times

    This is essentially a hybrid of a Got Milk? PSA & a GWAR concert. Or in more comprehensive terms: 1 part health conscious, 291 parts bat-shit fucking aspergers. Enjoy?

    Date: 12/15/15 Views: 270,284 Category: Freaks

  • Safety First

    Safety First

    Meet 19-year-old Crystal. She has a knack for turning Toys "R" Us into a sexual sweatshop. And thanks to this waifu trying to be for laifu, 2 new items just made the list: Jump ropes and Hello Kitty helmets. I smell autism.

    Date: 10/25/15 Views: 120,425 Category: Freaks

  • TINDER GOLD

    TINDER GOLD

    Never have I seen a girl articulate her sexual desires with such grace. Undeniably the most erotic mental imagery I've had since hearing about McDonald's 24/7 breakfast menu. Both are guaranteed to require a mop.

    Date: 10/14/15 Views: 218,731 Category: Freaks

  • #PLANTGASM

    #PLANTGASM

    Lacy wants to spice up her P-hub page with a little public action. Problem is... Lacy ain't no basic bitch that flashes her gash at the DMV & calls it a day. What follows made me scratch both balls in bewilderment.

    Date: 06/05/15 Views: 164,838 Category: Freaks

  • WTF @ the 1:01 Mark

    WTF @ the 1:01 Mark

    She lives on EBT cards and her hair is higher priority than toilet paper. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed "a vagina that dispenses cockroaches" you just won my limited edition Kelly Clarkson sex doll.

    Date: 04/01/15 Views: 139,561 Category: Freaks

  • Never Stick Your Dick in Crazy

    Never Stick Your Dick in Crazy

    Daddy issues? Prozac aficionado? Future arsonist? How about all of the above. Not even a hint of shame about it either. Her sex toys consist of Bambino carrots, multi colored sharpies & whatever the fuck isn't nailed down.

    Date: 02/07/15 Views: 231,529 Category: Freaks

  • 18 Kilograms of Tits

    18 Kilograms of Tits

    For those that don't speak nachos grande, here's the scoop: The evolutionary cul-de-sac you're looking at is Beshine. At 20 lbs a piece, she holds the record for biggest mistakes on Earth, Jupiter and Deep Space 9.

    Date: 01/16/15 Views: 85,199 Category: Freaks

  • Long Day at the Office

    Long Day at the Office

    He is either oblivious or a sexual predator, but busted Micheal Douglas has been exposing himself since 8th St. Fact is, after a hard day penny fucking the stock market and having cocaine fueled office meetings with escorts that take amex cards, he just doesn't give a fuck right now.

    Date: 09/03/14 Views: 178,390 Category: Freaks

  • I Think It's Infected

    I Think It's Infected

    Her twat is blood red and more shriveled than the cock of an Eskimo. For god sakes, what member of the animal kingdom did you fuck? And more importantly, how big was it's penis?

    Date: 03/14/11 Views: 149,152 Category: Freaks

  • Assholes Gawk At Anroexic Slut

    Assholes Gawk At Anroexic Slut

    Holocaust survivor takes a stroll down the beach in painfully revealing bikini, attracting the attention of every euro fag within a 2 mile radius. Why she limping? I havent seen someone walk like that since post-shower scene in American History X.

    Date: 02/23/11 Views: 120,754 Category: Freaks

  • Worst Porno Ever

    Worst Porno Ever

    Hitler gets his fuck on with a Czechoslovakian whore. The soundtrack kinda kills it but you get the idea. Fucking epic comb over.

    Date: 04/08/10 Views: 149,143 Category: Freaks

  • Clam Chowder

    Clam Chowder

    Her pussy looks like a fuckin whoopie cushion. lol.

    Date: 12/13/09 Views: 131,017 Category: Freaks

  • Conjoined Twins

    Conjoined Twins

    I'm not going to hell. You might, but not me. I do community service and cater to the elderly. Jesus has a hardon for guys like me.

    Date: 03/21/08 Views: 233,996 Category: Freaks