Sneed's Feed and Seed houses 30 cows & more chickens than a French battalion. READ: Not a place to test your vaginal limits. But when you have 900 Patreons & a full bottle of penicillin, capacity isnt a concern. Its destiny.
Don't be fooled by the "i collect exotic toothpaste & I'm saving my G-spot for Sonic the Hedgehog" appearance. She may resemble Velma Dinky, but this is no sex newb. ur always 1 Spawn comic book away from snatch city.
Always nice to see a fellow heterosexual take pride in his significant others hygiene. I'm just curious... exactly how many ISIS videos do you have to watch before you become sexually attracted to waterboarding?
So what do we have here, living the dream or creative suicide attempt? Dunno, but one thing's for sure: if all members of The Backstreet Boys took a communal shit in a trash can, this 'guy' is what would rise up out of it.
Meet 19-year-old Crystal. She has a knack for turning Toys "R" Us into a sexual sweatshop. And thanks to this waifu trying to be for laifu, 2 new items just made the list: Jump ropes and Hello Kitty helmets. I smell autism.
Never have I seen a girl articulate her sexual desires with such grace. Undeniably the most erotic mental imagery I've had since hearing about McDonald's 24/7 breakfast menu. Both are guaranteed to require a mop.
Lacy wants to spice up her P-hub page with a little public action. Problem is... Lacy ain't no basic bitch that flashes her gash at the DMV & calls it a day. What follows made me scratch both balls in bewilderment.
She lives on EBT cards and her hair is higher priority than toilet paper. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed "a vagina that dispenses cockroaches" you just won my limited edition Kelly Clarkson sex doll.
Daddy issues? Prozac aficionado? Future arsonist? How about all of the above. Not even a hint of shame about it either. Her sex toys consist of Bambino carrots, multi colored sharpies & whatever the fuck isn't nailed down.
For those that don't speak nachos grande, here's the scoop: The evolutionary cul-de-sac you're looking at is Beshine. At 20 lbs a piece, she holds the record for biggest mistakes on Earth, Jupiter and Deep Space 9.
He is either oblivious or a sexual predator, but busted Micheal Douglas has been exposing himself since 8th St. Fact is, after a hard day penny fucking the stock market and having cocaine fueled office meetings with escorts that take amex cards, he just doesn't give a fuck right now.
Holocaust survivor takes a stroll down the beach in painfully revealing bikini, attracting the attention of every euro fag within a 2 mile radius. Why she limping? I havent seen someone walk like that since post-shower scene in American History X.