'Twitch Personality' ? I prefer the moniker 'Confused Prostitute'. Her only claim to fame is seducing rent money outta hopeless fucks that consider deodorant 'high fashion'. And then, the universe makes this happen...
I don't know shit about 3D other than it being default jerk-off material for people that consider Lunchables an essential part of the food pyramid. But trust me homeboi, this is the coolest 120 secs you'll see all hour.
Pedro Sanchez dropped 20lbs, grew the hair out and traded in his bicycle for a GTX 980. Now that you've mastered Look-Like-a-Gardener-101, how about taking a course on laying pipe? Your girl looks pretty bored bro
Today's society literally can't walk more than 10 feet without having to pull the phone out, and feverishly hunt Pokemon. It's a condition us folks in the medical community call cuntosis. But 1 girl just made it livable.
A League of Legends match resulting in something heterosexual? Why does she blow? Why doesn't he quit and return the favor? I haven't been this perplexed since making it to the end scene of Sleepaway Camp.
This is called "nerds gone haywire". It happens when girls with elf-shaped body pillows get pissy and need further stimulation. So they cosplay & eventually find themselves here: sucking Pyramid Head's dick. Hilarious.