Not since 1982's The Thing have I seen a remake outdo the original in every way. She's stacked like a Denny's Grand Slam, fucks all over the place and makes Jessica Alba look/smell like Sarah Jessica Parker. #oscarworthy
I don't know shit about 3D other than it being default jerk-off material for people that consider Lunchables an essential part of the food pyramid. But trust me homeboi, this is the coolest 120 secs you'll see all hour.
Pedro Sanchez dropped 20lbs, grew the hair out and traded in his bicycle for a GTX 980. Now that you've mastered Look-Like-a-Gardener-101, how about taking a course on laying pipe? Your girl looks pretty bored bro
Today's society literally can't walk more than 10 feet without having to pull the phone out, and feverishly hunt Pokemon. It's a condition us folks in the medical community call cuntosis. But 1 girl just made it livable.