Cute Girls + Public Exploration: It's a combo 2nd only to Souplantation and Charmin Ultra Soft. Add the rush of getting caught busting one out next to Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and you got wife material my friend.
Some professional law enforcement right here. Too bad the only thing officer Cock Knuckles and Dick Lock stopped was the finger bang free-for-all that was .8 seconds away from deployment. In other words this.
I bet you $8 and the remainder of my orange julius that this shit is faker (dem pixels) than a YouTube social experiment. But here at Inhumanity we like to offer hope. And today, xmas comes early for this stallion.
Diana "yes i'll have cheese on that" Dumpington's attempt to cover up the stench of her gas cloud backfires hilariously by pulling off a bank shot Kobe Bryant would be proud of. I'm kinda filled with envy.
I'm all for girls shitting out rubber dicks the size of Gary Coleman but for real, like Jerry's Final Thought kinda real, eventually she's gonna end up with a perforated colon & then it's 'GAME OVER YEEH', a la Sega Rally.
Malaysian hooker foolishly assumes her objective is complete and exerts a sigh of relief... only to be shot point blank with yet another wad of Joseppi's finest. The element of surprise has never been more erotic.