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  • TOO FUCKING DEEP

    TOO FUCKING DEEP

    HotKinkyJo staying relevant by once again cramming the unthinkable up the street with no dead end, if anything at all to make us believe in the art of practical special effects. She's the David Blaine of all things internal.

    Date: 08/15/17 Views: 34,140 Category: GIF

  • Expectation vs. Reality

    Expectation vs. Reality

    It's always a little depressing to disgust a girl that considers grasshoppers a staple food group. Consider it a toll for having the cock of an antelope.

    Date: 07/22/17 Views: 122,294 Category: GIF

  • That wasn't on your TINDER profile!

    That wasn't on your TINDER profile!

    110% cock teaser.

    Date: 05/15/17 Views: 126,793 Category: GIF

  • Beyond Baked

    Beyond Baked

    Her boyfriend's the kinda dude that gets so high, he tries to vacuum his own shadow. Clearly this is a girl that's no stranger to surprise trips to the gynecologist.

    Date: 06/16/16 Views: 213,377 Category: GIF

  • OH SHIT! MOMENT #512

    OH SHIT! MOMENT #512

    Sexual exploration goes sour fast after our intern here underestimates the power of lubrication - effectively becoming hide and seek champion of the day. I lol'd.

    Date: 03/29/16 Views: 188,555 Category: GIF

  • FIRE IN THE HOLE

    FIRE IN THE HOLE

    Diana "yes i'll have cheese on that" Dumpington's attempt to cover up the stench of her gas cloud backfires hilariously by pulling off a bank shot Kobe Bryant would be proud of. I'm kinda filled with envy.

    Date: 08/19/15 Views: 154,340 Category: GIF

  • Anal FAIL... sorta

    Anal FAIL... sorta

    Her ability to douche prior to a butt muff scene is on par with my ability to tell the difference between The Black Eyed Peas and Aspergers. (READ: Impossible) Fortunately, at least 1 girl in this vid is a-okay with it.

    Date: 02/17/15 Views: 111,431 Category: GIF

  • why would ANYONE do this???

    why would ANYONE do this???

    I've seen some pretty abhorrent shit in my time. Taliban donkey porn, sexually suggestive photos of Carrot Top, 2010's After Earth. But this? This made me fucking gag like a 400lb Latino in a Vegan cafe.

    Date: 07/02/14 Views: 230,173 Category: GIF

  • Well, that escalated quickly...

    Well, that escalated quickly...

    I like how camwhoring has rapidly evolved from basic flirting/flashing into a cutthroat industry of who can fit a Mini Cooper inside their vagina first. This isn't porn. This is advance preparation for childbirth. 10/10.

    Date: 05/07/14 Views: 176,265 Category: GIF

  • Rough Anal = Horrific Injury

    Rough Anal = Horrific Injury

    You know that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of a vagina from the dookie dungeon? Well, Captain Stabbin here just accidentally thrusted his flesh sword straight fucking through it. #diapers4life

    Date: 04/28/14 Views: 344,541 Category: GIF

  • Snuff Porn is Kinda Funny

    Snuff Porn is Kinda Funny

    Glad to see CGI has finally found a proper purpose in the adult industry. If anyone has the slighest clue as to where this masterpiece originated from, feel free to write: inhumanity1@gmail.com

    Date: 12/21/12 Views: 274,130 Category: GIF

  • Epic Dildo Is Long... and Epic

    Epic Dildo Is Long... and Epic

    I'm all for girls shitting out rubber dicks the size of Gary Coleman but for real, like Jerry's Final Thought kinda real, eventually she's gonna end up with a perforated colon & then it's 'GAME OVER YEEH', a la Sega Rally.

    Date: 01/31/12 Views: 170,822 Category: GIF

  • Hey! Youre Not Finsihed

    Hey! Youre Not Finsihed

    Malaysian hooker foolishly assumes her objective is complete and exerts a sigh of relief... only to be shot point blank with yet another wad of Joseppi's finest. The element of surprise has never been more erotic.

    Date: 03/18/11 Views: 2,410,782 Category: GIF

  • Pull My Winky

    Pull My Winky

    He struts the streets with his cock out and purposely tries to collide with any females passing by. My hero.

    Date: 03/09/10 Views: 159,750 Category: GIF