HotKinkyJo staying relevant by once again cramming the unthinkable up the street with no dead end, if anything at all to make us believe in the art of practical special effects. She's the David Blaine of all things internal.
Diana "yes i'll have cheese on that" Dumpington's attempt to cover up the stench of her gas cloud backfires hilariously by pulling off a bank shot Kobe Bryant would be proud of. I'm kinda filled with envy.
Her ability to douche prior to a butt muff scene is on par with my ability to tell the difference between The Black Eyed Peas and Aspergers. (READ: Impossible) Fortunately, at least 1 girl in this vid is a-okay with it.
I've seen some pretty abhorrent shit in my time. Taliban donkey porn, sexually suggestive photos of Carrot Top, 2010's After Earth. But this? This made me fucking gag like a 400lb Latino in a Vegan cafe.
I like how camwhoring has rapidly evolved from basic flirting/flashing into a cutthroat industry of who can fit a Mini Cooper inside their vagina first. This isn't porn. This is advance preparation for childbirth. 10/10.
You know that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of a vagina from the dookie dungeon? Well, Captain Stabbin here just accidentally thrusted his flesh sword straight fucking through it. #diapers4life
I'm all for girls shitting out rubber dicks the size of Gary Coleman but for real, like Jerry's Final Thought kinda real, eventually she's gonna end up with a perforated colon & then it's 'GAME OVER YEEH', a la Sega Rally.
Malaysian hooker foolishly assumes her objective is complete and exerts a sigh of relief... only to be shot point blank with yet another wad of Joseppi's finest. The element of surprise has never been more erotic.