Nothing gets the peanut gallery talking quite like simultaneous acts of public indecency - so here's 3 girls doing just that. That's right, three as in the number of times I jack off to each episode of Ally McBeal. #skeletonsneedlovetoo #noh8
Swinging: A behavior generally reserved for degenerate adults that need something to do in between collecting food stamps and using Redbox. The girl are always a mess. Proof: Skeletor's deflated balloon knot @ 8:11 mark.
The facial expressions while getting her hotdog oven overstocked are priceless. Worthy of their own Twitch emojis. Same goes for some of the meat vendors giving the handout. Every 15 seconds is a Kodak moment.
She's drunk and/or retarded... both of which explain why she's fornicating in front of Hollister's day shift. My only question: Who's balls did she have to gargle to get those killer 'almost on the clitoris' tats? I dig 'em
6:32: Some poor S.O.B. with the girth of a Twizzler got casted into an orgy scene with an array of horse cocks by comparison. The workings of a troll? or did Joseppi think lying on his application would go unnoticed? LOL
Self-proclaimed "BBC whisperer" does the impossible: taste tests a baker's dozen worth of chocolate wieners AND get taken back by her boyfriend after footage leaks. Lavar & co. laugh. The BF cries. You bookmark.
Los Hermanos de Butt Sex have been assigned a mission: Leave no hole unfilled. Any first-year college girl can pull off a DP, but it takes a special kind of slut McNugget to endure this assault & live nightmare-free.