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  • Unique Technique

    Unique Technique

    A coworker at Little Caesars once told me she used the side of a Redbull can to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her deep-dish pizza bowl being grinded made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here?

    Date: 02/13/18 Views: 102,122 Category: Hot

  • MILF with the Magic Touch

    MILF with the Magic Touch

    Nothing goes viral quite like middle-aged salmon canyons... so here's 2 minutes worth of the best in the biz. Too old for the bullshit, too young for the metamucil. This is something I like to call: middle ground (and pound).

    Date: 01/13/18 Views: 185,295 Category: Hot

  • Snapchat Royalty

    Snapchat Royalty

    @Kellysnaps22

    Date: 01/02/18 Views: 189,394 Category: Hot

  • Best $15.00 I Ever Spent

    Best $15.00 I Ever Spent

    I dunno man... access to Budapest's upper echelon poon without needing a plane ticket, or to vaccinate yourself for scabies pre-departure? Sounds like the deal of a lifetime to me when priced less than a Starbucks fuckaccino.

    Date: 12/29/17 Views: 148,348 Category: Hot

  • The Girl from Argentina

    The Girl from Argentina

    Arguable the hottest thing to come out of South America since Sofia Vergara's asshole on Cinco de Mayo. May your liquid artillery be plentiful.

    Date: 12/14/17 Views: 192,734 Category: Hot

  • Legit Nymphomanic

    Legit Nymphomanic

    Chick gets Chris Brown'd, producing some of the greatest facial expressions I've seen since midget_shits_himself_at_metallica_concert.mp4. #fapfapfap

    Date: 11/28/17 Views: 191,480 Category: Hot

  • White Girl Wednesdays

    White Girl Wednesdays

    awwww yiss

    Date: 11/19/17 Views: 257,184 Category: Hot

  • BEST. BLOWJOB. EVER.

    BEST. BLOWJOB. EVER.

    Technique can redeem just about anything - bad hygiene, irregular tits, liking The Big Bang Theory. But HER? She's got skills like a Chinese flutist & all I can think about is pairing her up with up with this genetic jackhammer.

    Date: 11/05/17 Views: 207,605 Category: Hot

  • Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    What once was thought to be a single piss-poor decisions has blossomed into a pattern of mental dysfunction. Lady, I love them tits, but WTFever is going on at 12:18 in that last video requires medical attention. PARTS 1 and 2

    Date: 10/16/17 Views: 153,031 Category: Hot

  • How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    Posting for no other reason than this guy looking like Chief fuckin Wiggum.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 182,975 Category: Hot

  • 25% Consensual

    25% Consensual

    This chumpo prefers his women to be on the defensive, specifically ones that have the best set of knockers I've seen this side of Walmart's customer service line. I promise, its the greatest ICP-fan sex tape you'll fap to today.

    Date: 08/16/17 Views: 241,232 Category: Hot

  • #RARE

    #RARE

    Infuckincredible. Unfortunately every Cheeto Rat in the country scared her away from porn for good and these are the scraps left behind. More HERE

    Date: 07/19/17 Views: 216,051 Category: Hot

  • "DON'T LOOK AT MY VAGINA!"

    "DON'T LOOK AT MY VAGINA!"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 07/17/17 Views: 176,138 Category: Hot

  • How I Lost my Virginity in 2017

    How I Lost my Virginity in 2017

    This site taught me two important things today. a) discounted prostitutes with physical deformities are a relic of the past. and 2) Human contact will not be necessary for future ejaculations. VR's got me & my wallet covered.

    Date: 07/13/17 Views: 155,282 Category: Hot

  • The Most Stunning Girl of 2017

    The Most Stunning Girl of 2017

    Athena Faris. [full version]

    Date: 05/24/17 Views: 195,938 Category: Hot

  • Think you're doing that wrong

    Think you're doing that wrong

    If only she put as much effort into her architecture classes, as she did into clappin' clam, maybe she would've thought twice about putting this online.

    Date: 04/29/17 Views: 173,138 Category: Hot

  • Legend in 60 Seconds

    Legend in 60 Seconds

    How this guy lasted even a minute with her is beyond me. The watermelons are in season, the face is youthful, and gravity hasn't even started turning them into throw rugs yet. Is this what true love feels like?

    Date: 04/18/17 Views: 197,140 Category: Hot

  • Best. Room Service. EVER.

    Best. Room Service. EVER.

    Easily the most bogus video I've seen since YouTube's social experiment revolution. I must note tho: nobody got hurt, fantasies were fulfilled and this girl's suction should be patented before Dyson rips it off. #DAMN

    Date: 02/12/17 Views: 297,559 Category: Hot

  • Little Derp, Lotta Tits

    Little Derp, Lotta Tits

    How many times have I said gawt dayum, this is the hottest piece of semi retarded ass since Ellen Page? 487. How many times did Imean it? ONCE.

    Date: 01/22/17 Views: 214,625 Category: Hot

  • I Ejaculated 17 Times

    I Ejaculated 17 Times

    aaaand my penis is raw. IT'S FUCKIN RAW

    Date: 01/01/17 Views: 389,441 Category: Hot

  • I fapped... TWICE

    I fapped... TWICE

    The pinnacle of cinematography.

    Date: 12/26/16 Views: 268,279 Category: Hot

  • OFFICIAL: Amateur of the Year 2016

    OFFICIAL: Amateur of the Year 2016

    Stalk her ASS HERE
    Spend shillings on her HERE
    Get that restraining order HERE

    Date: 12/11/16 Views: 195,164 Category: Hot

  • Skillz

    Skillz

    Floozy blonde sneaks one up her own nasal cavity, but this isn't your typical one trick circus act. From there on, it's a battle of braincells as Joey Bagodonuts goes gonad exploring... and let me tell you, there aint many.

    Date: 08/19/16 Views: 238,323 Category: Hot

  • BUSTED!... but she keeps going?

    BUSTED!... but she keeps going?

    What can be said? She's an independent contractor, and he knows a once in a lifetime opportunity when he sees it. This really can't end any other way.

    Date: 08/07/16 Views: 260,471 Category: Hot

  • This Made Me Cum 14 Times

    This Made Me Cum 14 Times

    MORE

    Date: 06/19/16 Views: 423,520 Category: Hot

  • Me and My Sister

    Me and My Sister

    Apparently the whole 'beating my clit purple to the Lion King soundtrack' thing got played out. Now when she wants to gets more coin out of guys named Durwood, she whips the clam out next to family members. #SMRT

    Date: 05/23/16 Views: 239,997 Category: Hot

  • Fit as a Fiddle

    Fit as a Fiddle

    Meet Haley Ryder. Against all jurisdiction, she somehow wiped all her amateur scenes off the Internet before going pro... except this. In other words: What you're about to see is rarer than a Bruce Jenner orgasm.

    Date: 04/10/16 Views: 219,735 Category: Hot

  • I'd Buy That for a Token

    I'd Buy That for a Token

    Who: DelightfulHug
    Where: MFC, Twitter
    Why: Because it's been 10 years, and I haven't been graced with this level of tit-to-butterface ratio since mightbeowenwilson.jpg.

    Date: 03/15/16 Views: 212,399 Category: Hot

  • CONJUGAL VISIT WIN

    CONJUGAL VISIT WIN

    The definitive collection (read: 20) of defective women that french fry'd when they should've pizza'd. Perhaps I'm the minority, but I'm seeing reasons to get caught robbing a 7-11 w/ my penis out across the board here.

    Date: 01/08/16 Views: 245,861 Category: Hot

  • Israel's Secret Weapon

    Israel's Secret Weapon

    A beautiful face can make up for anything: Political strangleholds, war refugee negotiations, type 1 genital warts. But this girl? She's a weapon of mass erectile dysfunction and I don't know whether to fuck or flee...

    Date: 08/25/15 Views: 189,055 Category: Hot