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  • This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    Listen homie, I've seen some pretty deplorable shit in my day: Guadalajarian safari porn, erotic photos of Dennis Rodman, Birdemic. But THIS? This shit had my complete attention for all 40.5 minutes. #MAKEASEQUEL

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 172,940 Category: Hot

  • NO ESCAPE

    NO ESCAPE

    No sound, but I got you covered playa. Click this while watching.

    Date: 06/05/17 Views: 123,348 Category: Hot

  • The Most Stunning Girl of 2017

    The Most Stunning Girl of 2017

    Athena Faris. [full version]

    Date: 05/24/17 Views: 156,981 Category: Hot

  • The Chipotle Girl

    The Chipotle Girl

    Burritos are burritos, I don't discriminate. But when your bum crumbs are in the vicinity of my guacamole, ur walking on that thin line of reprehensible. Now put your underwear back on before my sour cream is on the house.

    Date: 05/06/17 Views: 190,111 Category: Hot

  • Think you're doing that wrong

    Think you're doing that wrong

    If only she put as much effort into her architecture classes, as she did into clappin' clam, maybe she would've thought twice about putting this online.

    Date: 04/29/17 Views: 144,442 Category: Hot

  • Legend in 60 Seconds

    Legend in 60 Seconds

    How this guy lasted even a minute with her is beyond me. The watermelons are in season, the face is youthful, and gravity hasn't even started turning them into throw rugs yet. Is this what true love feels like?

    Date: 04/18/17 Views: 163,186 Category: Hot

  • Best. Room Service. EVER.

    Best. Room Service. EVER.

    Easily the most bogus video I've seen since YouTube's social experiment revolution. I must note tho: nobody got hurt, fantasies were fulfilled and this girl's suction should be patented before Dyson rips it off. #DAMN

    Date: 02/12/17 Views: 257,699 Category: Hot

  • Little Derp, Lotta Tits

    Little Derp, Lotta Tits

    How many times have I said gawt dayum, this is the hottest piece of semi retarded ass since Ellen Page? 487. How many times did Imean it? ONCE.

    Date: 01/22/17 Views: 195,541 Category: Hot

  • I Ejaculated 17 Times

    I Ejaculated 17 Times

    aaaand my penis is raw. IT'S FUCKIN RAW

    Date: 01/01/17 Views: 353,102 Category: Hot

  • I fapped... TWICE

    I fapped... TWICE

    The pinnacle of cinematography.

    Date: 12/26/16 Views: 247,721 Category: Hot

  • OFFICIAL: Amateur of the Year 2016

    OFFICIAL: Amateur of the Year 2016

    Stalk her ASS HERE
    Spend shillings on her HERE
    Get that restraining order HERE

    Date: 12/11/16 Views: 183,747 Category: Hot

  • Multi-talented

    Multi-talented

    Floozy blonde sneaks one up her own nasal cavity, but this isn't your typical one trick circus act. From there on, it's a battle of braincells as Joey Bagodonuts goes gonad exploring... and let me tell you, there aint many.

    Date: 08/19/16 Views: 220,654 Category: Hot

  • BUSTED!... but she keeps going?

    BUSTED!... but she keeps going?

    What can be said? She's an independent contractor, and he knows a once in a lifetime opportunity when he sees it. This really can't end any other way.

    Date: 08/07/16 Views: 241,720 Category: Hot

  • This Made Me Cum 14 Times

    This Made Me Cum 14 Times

    MORE

    Date: 06/19/16 Views: 395,575 Category: Hot

  • Me and My Sister

    Me and My Sister

    Apparently the whole 'beating my clit purple to the Lion King soundtrack' thing got played out. Now when she wants to gets more coin out of guys named Durwood, she whips the clam out next to family members. #SMRT

    Date: 05/23/16 Views: 225,867 Category: Hot

  • Fit as a Fiddle

    Fit as a Fiddle

    Meet Haley Ryder. Against all jurisdiction, she somehow wiped all her amateur scenes off the Internet before going pro... except this. In other words: What you're about to see is rarer than a Bruce Jenner orgasm.

    Date: 04/10/16 Views: 210,200 Category: Hot

  • 50% Consensual

    50% Consensual

    This chumpo prefers his women to be on the defensive, specifically ones that have the best set of knockers I've seen this side of Walmart's customer service. And I swear, its the only ICP-fan sex tape you'll fap to today.

    Date: 04/03/16 Views: 376,028 Category: Hot

  • I'd Buy That for a Token

    I'd Buy That for a Token

    Who: DelightfulHug
    Where: MFC, Twitter
    Why: Because it's been 10 years, and I haven't been graced with this level of tit-to-butterface ratio since mightbeowenwilson.jpg.

    Date: 03/15/16 Views: 201,935 Category: Hot

  • The Cockslide

    The Cockslide

    A coworker at Little Caesars once told me she used the side of a Redbull can to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her deep-dish pizza bowl being grinded made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here?

    Date: 02/08/16 Views: 174,847 Category: Hot

  • CONJUGAL VISIT WIN

    CONJUGAL VISIT WIN

    The definitive collection (read: 20) of defective women that french fry'd when they should've pizza'd. Perhaps I'm the minority, but I'm seeing reasons to get caught robbing a 7-11 w/ my penis out across the board here.

    Date: 01/08/16 Views: 230,600 Category: Hot

  • Israel's Secret Weapon

    Israel's Secret Weapon

    A beautiful face can make up for anything: Political strangleholds, war refugee negotiations, type 1 genital warts. But this girl? She's a weapon of mass erectile dysfunction and I don't know whether to fuck or flee...

    Date: 08/25/15 Views: 179,119 Category: Hot

  • Chloe Lamb is BACK

    Chloe Lamb is BACK

    Before today there were two things I was certain of. 1: Corey Feldman is the greatest entertainer of all time. And 2: We've seen the last of Chloes sexual endeavors. He proved me wrong once, but there will be no repeat.

    Date: 06/04/15 Views: 156,342 Category: Hot

  • Exhibitionist of the Year

    Exhibitionist of the Year

    If you're the type of guy that gets enjoyment out of unsuspecting migrants being surprised by grade-A southern California tit jobs, Elay is the girl for you. Not your style? Feel free to take a gander at this instead.

    Date: 05/24/15 Views: 186,066 Category: Hot

  • Public Masturbater Fined $6,000

    Public Masturbater Fined $6,000

    This is now-famous, OSU alumni Kendra Sunderland. Definitely late on this. Nevertheless, enjoy. For this is the only girl that's made me consider tapping my waifu body pillow fund to pay legal fees. Hardcore vid HERE.

    Date: 02/05/15 Views: 154,730 Category: Hot

  • Lebanon's Most Wanted

    Lebanon's Most Wanted

    Mia Khalifa: Pornstar of the millennium, and the only confirmed female to cause more havoc in the middle east than virgin cattle. She gets more death threats in a week than my mailbox gets bulldyke hatemail. #HOT

    Date: 02/01/15 Views: 178,743 Category: Hot

  • The Littlest Nerd

    The Littlest Nerd

    Five foot nothing and 90 pounds, her interests include league of legends, dubstep and taking dick meant for women with hips better built for cock/children. I'd marry this one.

    Date: 09/10/14 Views: 260,753 Category: Hot