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  • Swing Things

    Swing Things

    After shlogging a good 90% of the right-swipe rejects on FarmersMeet.com - you are entitled to a bone being thrown your way. And here I thought I've seen jevery angle there is to enter a Pottery Barn cashier from... but I was wrong. So wrong.

    Date: 04/11/19 Views: 122,598 Category: Hot

  • The Internet's Biggest Mystery

    The Internet's Biggest Mystery

    1 video, 5 minutes, no name. The identity race started in this thread and has now spread around porn sites faster than genital warts at an Insane Clown Posse concert. Four weeks later and we still have nothing but dick rash to show for it...

    Date: 03/03/19 Views: 162,972 Category: Hot

  • Literally PERFECT

    Literally PERFECT

    More HERE, HERE and HERE

    Date: 01/27/19 Views: 170,144 Category: Hot

  • Triple Kill

    Triple Kill

    Chance of this happening to you IRL: 0%
    Chance of Hulk Hogan leg dropping a BLM protester: 27%
    Chance of Chipotle skidding an entire roll of Charmin Extra Soft: 97.9%

    Date: 11/20/18 Views: 251,422 Category: Hot

  • RAREST SEX TAPE EVER [FOR REAL]

    RAREST SEX TAPE EVER [FOR REAL]

    Missalice18. 10 years of blueballing has come to an end my friends. May our tube socks never see a dry day again and our erections put Viagra out of business.

    Date: 10/05/18 Views: 264,007 Category: Hot

  • Threesome of the Century

    Threesome of the Century

    The BRUNETTE
    The BLONDE
    The VIEWER

    Date: 09/08/18 Views: 191,776 Category: Hot

  • I Ejaculated 16 Times

    I Ejaculated 16 Times

    aaaand my penis is raw. IT'S FOOKIN RAW

    Date: 07/19/18 Views: 306,860 Category: Hot

  • Unexpected Threesomes

    Unexpected Threesomes

    The younger the college girl, the further they have to go for attention. A simple concept officially reinfoced thanks to this 97lbs of solid skankarooni. I'll put it plainly: watching this forced me to get vaccinated, it's that trashy.

    Date: 05/23/18 Views: 261,609 Category: Hot

  • The Perfect Body

    The Perfect Body

    Two things I refuse to do: 1) Sign for packages with the word "CONGO" on them. and 2) Bullshit my users. That said, this video is pretty basic... but the girl is H-O-T, and her abs are harder than my dick in a Serbian whorehouse.

    Date: 05/10/18 Views: 205,313 Category: Hot

  • It's a Sister Thing

    It's a Sister Thing

    There's nothing more boner-hardening than uninhibited siblings... save for your dad walking in on you jacking off to Brendan Fraser in Encino Man. My point is: 90's movies are criminally underrated and it really needs to stop.

    Date: 04/13/18 Views: 226,883 Category: Hot

  • Unique Technique

    Unique Technique

    A coworker at Little Caesars once told me she used the side of a Redbull can to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her deep-dish pizza bowl being grinded made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here?

    Date: 02/13/18 Views: 202,100 Category: Hot

  • MILF with the Magic Touch

    MILF with the Magic Touch

    Nothing goes viral quite like middle-aged salmon canyons... so here's 2 minutes worth of the best in the biz. Too old for the bullshit, too young for the metamucil. This is something I like to call: middle ground (and pound).

    Date: 01/13/18 Views: 245,766 Category: Hot

  • Snapchat Royalty

    Snapchat Royalty

    @Kellysnaps22

    Date: 01/02/18 Views: 245,488 Category: Hot

  • The Girl from Argentina

    The Girl from Argentina

    Arguable the hottest thing to come out of South America since Sofia Vergara's asshole on Cinco de Mayo. May your liquid artillery be plentiful.

    Date: 12/14/17 Views: 248,134 Category: Hot

  • Legit Nymphomanic

    Legit Nymphomanic

    Chick gets Chris Brown'd, producing some of the greatest facial expressions I've seen since midget_shits_himself_at_metallica_concert.mp4. #fapfapfap

    Date: 11/28/17 Views: 225,828 Category: Hot

  • BEST. BLOWJOB. EVER.

    BEST. BLOWJOB. EVER.

    Technique can redeem just about anything - bad hygiene, irregular tits, liking The Big Bang Theory. But HER? She's got skills like a Chinese flutist & all I can think about is pairing her up with up with this genetic jackhammer.

    Date: 11/05/17 Views: 248,787 Category: Hot

  • Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    What once was thought to be a single piss-poor decisions has blossomed into a pattern of mental dysfunction. Lady, I love them tits, but WTFever is going on at 12:18 in that last video requires medical attention. PARTS 1 and 2

    Date: 10/16/17 Views: 186,605 Category: Hot

  • How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    Posting for no other reason than this guy looking like Chief fuckin Wiggum.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 242,477 Category: Hot

  • 25% Consensual

    25% Consensual

    This chumpo prefers his women to be on the defensive, specifically ones that have the best set of knockers I've seen this side of Walmart's customer service line. I promise, its the greatest ICP-fan sex tape you'll fap to today.

    Date: 08/16/17 Views: 299,101 Category: Hot

  • #RARE

    #RARE

    Infuckincredible. Unfortunately every Cheeto Rat in the country scared her away from porn for good and these are the scraps left behind. More HERE

    Date: 07/19/17 Views: 253,046 Category: Hot

  • "DON'T LOOK AT MY VAGINA!"

    "DON'T LOOK AT MY VAGINA!"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 07/17/17 Views: 205,045 Category: Hot

  • The Most Stunning Girl of 2017

    The Most Stunning Girl of 2017

    Athena Faris. [full version]

    Date: 05/24/17 Views: 213,709 Category: Hot

  • Think you're doing that wrong

    Think you're doing that wrong

    If only she put as much effort into her architecture classes, as she did into clappin' clam, maybe she would've thought twice about putting this online.

    Date: 04/29/17 Views: 193,168 Category: Hot

  • Legend in 60 Seconds

    Legend in 60 Seconds

    How this guy lasted even a minute with her is beyond me. The watermelons are in season, the face is youthful, and gravity hasn't even started turning them into throw rugs yet. Is this what true love feels like?

    Date: 04/18/17 Views: 220,397 Category: Hot

  • Best. Room Service. EVER.

    Best. Room Service. EVER.

    Easily the most bogus video I've seen since YouTube's social experiment revolution. I must note tho: nobody got hurt, fantasies were fulfilled and this girl's suction should be patented before Dyson rips it off. #DAMN

    Date: 02/12/17 Views: 329,982 Category: Hot

  • Little Derp, Lotta Tits

    Little Derp, Lotta Tits

    How many times have I said gawt dayum, this is the hottest piece of semi retarded ass since Ellen Page? 487. How many times did Imean it? ONCE.

    Date: 01/22/17 Views: 230,625 Category: Hot

  • I fapped... TWICE

    I fapped... TWICE

    The pinnacle of cinematography.

    Date: 12/26/16 Views: 287,524 Category: Hot

  • OFFICIAL: Amateur of the Year 2016

    OFFICIAL: Amateur of the Year 2016

    Stalk her ASS HERE
    Spend shillings on her HERE
    Get that restraining order HERE

    Date: 12/11/16 Views: 205,008 Category: Hot

  • Skillz

    Skillz

    Floozy blonde sneaks one up her own nasal cavity, but this isn't your typical one trick circus act. From there on, it's a battle of braincells as Joey Bagodonuts goes gonad exploring... and let me tell you, there aint many.

    Date: 08/19/16 Views: 256,981 Category: Hot

  • BUSTED!... but she keeps going?

    BUSTED!... but she keeps going?

    What can be said? She's an independent contractor, and he knows a once in a lifetime opportunity when he sees it. This really can't end any other way.

    Date: 08/07/16 Views: 279,755 Category: Hot