Impressive

  • Seriously, I'm fucking AMAZED

    Seriously, I'm fucking AMAZED

    Disregard the misleading thumbnail, you'll soon understand it's objective. This is honestly the most baffling shit I've seen since watching Inception on 2 bars of Xanex. Let it be known: eFukt officially got one-upped today.

    Date: 10/15/17 Views: 77,799 Category: Impressive

  • WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    I'm all for breaking boundaries, but a little caution should be advised. When trying special team plays you saw on the Internet, it's best to practice first. PROOF: The 12 pack of these bastards being Amazon-prime'd to my house.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 108,170 Category: Impressive

  • Don't be Proud of This

    Don't be Proud of This

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 10/02/17 Views: 93,337 Category: Impressive

  • Hooker Surprises Herself

    Hooker Surprises Herself

    Don't let that lack of muscle tone fool you: She's a protein assassin. We all have a calling in life... and after skull-fucking the basic multiplication skills out of herself, I think we all know what her future holds. ยป networking.

    Date: 08/19/17 Views: 160,255 Category: Impressive

  • How is she still alive? (1:46 mark)

    How is she still alive? (1:46 mark)

    Starts off as a BJ vid, but like me during The Mummy remake, it lasts about 27 seconds. From then on it's all pleasure. And by 'pleasure' I mean whiplash so violent u'll be amazed she can feed herself without FEMA gettin involved.

    Date: 06/27/17 Views: 158,596 Category: Impressive

  • 6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    To label him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of the decade. Betty Lou Lynn can't even shift into 4th gear before getting splattered. 1 Mexican avalanche after another, and he's spazzing out like a white girl at Coachella.

    Date: 04/22/17 Views: 209,068 Category: Impressive

  • The Champ is HERE

    The Champ is HERE

    This is pretty damn cool. And I don't mean 'haha cool' like when Rosie O'Donnell claimed to be a female. This woman is focused, disciplined and can grease the shaft like she's doing a double shift at Jiffy Lube. #KEEPER

    Date: 02/16/17 Views: 194,655 Category: Impressive

  • GIRLFRIEND OF THE YEAR

    GIRLFRIEND OF THE YEAR

    We're only two weeks into 2017, but I feel confident in my assessment of her particular set of skills & 4 outta 5 pornographic connoisseurs would agree. You know what that means? 1 of them is a fucking idiot. That's what.

    Date: 01/13/17 Views: 240,342 Category: Impressive

  • You wouldn't last 8 seconds...

    You wouldn't last 8 seconds...

    She twerks like her uterus is having a seizure until dude blows 3-cheese Velveeta... then continues. Chances of feeling this IRL? Zero. But the jealousy is legit. Some srs physics happening on that ass. How the fuck...

    Date: 01/02/17 Views: 278,880 Category: Impressive

  • Why can't my girlfriend do that?

    Why can't my girlfriend do that?

    For a good 24 hours people were treating this misfit like that dress nobody knew the color of. is it 1 girl? is it 2 girls? will either of them trade Arby's coupons for pictures of their soggy juice wallet?. Spoiler: It's a duo.

    Date: 12/20/16 Views: 157,825 Category: Impressive

  • Girlfriend of the Fucking Month

    Girlfriend of the Fucking Month

    This girl's vageen suffers more abuse than a stolen credit card in the hands of an African American at Chukchansi Gold Casino. But it's her cheek bones that get the real workout. Additional WUT @ 10:09 mark.

    Date: 11/04/16 Views: 300,678 Category: Impressive

  • Proud 18-Year-Old

    Proud 18-Year-Old

    LIFE LESSON #428: If your name ends in Gomez, Garcia or Gonzales - keep the braces in your mouth and stay the fuck away from this guy. The 50 pesos paycheck is temporary. A disfigured esophagus is forever, BROTHER.

    Date: 10/14/16 Views: 246,903 Category: Impressive

  • White girl is PACKIN

    White girl is PACKIN

    CGI? Butt implants? Life-long addiction to Baconators? I don't give a single fuck. Just imagine her spreading eagle and doing the The Galloping Horse on your Kosher pickle. The ejaculatory damage would require FEMA.

    Date: 08/20/16 Views: 224,488 Category: Impressive

  • Disappointment of the YEAR

    Disappointment of the YEAR

    Nice tits. Impressive in fact. But tilt your head 6 inches north of nipple nirvana & all you'll see is Iggy Pop, sans beard + a whole lotta chromosomes

    Date: 08/11/16 Views: 195,358 Category: Impressive

  • Marry This Woman!

    Marry This Woman!

    Fat tits gravity has no effect on? Zero gag reflex? More than 73% female? She nailed all 3 check boxes on my wife list. Out of the way gentleman, me and the $18 I have left on this IHOP gift card will take it from here.

    Date: 07/08/16 Views: 248,298 Category: Impressive

  • Ridiculous Dimensions

    Ridiculous Dimensions

    Kinda looks like Megan Fox at some angles, only she's stacked to the maximum and doesn't give me the urge to punch her in the taint every 12 seconds. In other words - say hello to the pinnacle of the female gender.

    Date: 07/04/16 Views: 146,214 Category: Impressive

  • 19 Orgasms Leave Girl Retarded

    19 Orgasms Leave Girl Retarded

    This is the infamous 1 and only video of Megan Madsen. An over-privileged film student that for some reason decided to do a single porn flick 'for fun'... only to end up borderline autistic after an onslaught of climaxes.

    Date: 05/30/16 Views: 211,828 Category: Impressive

  • Wut... you swallowed the whole thing?

    Wut... you swallowed the whole thing?

    4/5 lesbian doctors would advise against stabbing her in the lungs. But a life of chronic bronchitis doesn't seem to concern this prodigy. Big risks = big dollarinos. And big dollarinos = more fashionably retarded hats.

    Date: 04/26/16 Views: 335,782 Category: Impressive

  • OFFICIAL: Blowjob of the Year

    OFFICIAL: Blowjob of the Year

    She's the Babe Ruth of knob gobbles. I thought I had a pretty extraordinary skillset after making it through a full episode of True Detective without stabbing myself in the face. It's diddly dick compared to this Olympian.

    Date: 03/22/16 Views: 255,944 Category: Impressive

  • This is ART

    This is ART

    At first I thought this was one of those Tom Savini prop videos where they hide a garden hose off screen and blast away like the Kremlin is on fire. Turns out it's legit. I crown u the Holly Holm of handjob pornography.

    Date: 01/27/16 Views: 186,919 Category: Impressive

  • I would've lasted 3 seconds

    I would've lasted 3 seconds

    The story of an overachiever and her epic battle with gravity. Lots of ways to bust your nuts here, along with a constant reminder that you'll never know satisfaction like this man. Collapsed fallopian tubes are guaranteed.

    Date: 11/08/15 Views: 237,378 Category: Impressive

  • How to Go From Girlfriend to Wife

    How to Go From Girlfriend to Wife

    There's something captivating about a girl that can inhale with the likes of Snoop Dogg. Her talent screams 'i volunteer on a farm to be near the horses'. Definitely ring material. Definitely first to go belly-button deep.

    Date: 10/04/15 Views: 341,172 Category: Impressive

  • 2 Minutes, 3 Cumshots (WHAT THE FUCK)

    2 Minutes, 3 Cumshots (WHAT THE FUCK)

    No stimulation of the prostate. No stunt cock trickery behind the scenes. This is a man that can legitimately multi-gasm from nothing more than a moist orifice and a girl that sounds like Miss Piggy in heat. #flabbergasted

    Date: 09/20/15 Views: 211,097 Category: Impressive

  • Ride it Like You Stole it

    Ride it Like You Stole it

    This is pretty damn awesome. And I don't mean 'haha awesome' like when Janice Dickinson claimed Bill Cosby anyone raped her. This woman is focused, talented and can wax the shaft like her mentor's last name is Miagi.

    Date: 05/20/15 Views: 177,460 Category: Impressive