• We've Got a KEEPER!

    We've Got a KEEPER!

    Fact: Everybody is born with a gift. Hers is the ability to convince complete strangers, through the Internet, that marriage is the best option. Now where do I, and the $7.50 left on this McDonald's gift card go to propose?

    Date: 07/16/17 Views: 124,753 Category: Impressive

  • How is she still alive? (1:46 mark)

    How is she still alive? (1:46 mark)

    Starts off as a BJ vid, but like me during The Mummy remake, it lasts about 27 seconds. From then on it's all pleasure. And by 'pleasure' I mean whiplash so violent u'll be amazed she can feed herself without FEMA gettin involved.

    Date: 06/27/17 Views: 148,325 Category: Impressive



    Ever wonder how some of these girls gobble up liters of dick fizz without as much as hesitating? SPOILER ALERT: They practice. Usually followed by motivational speaking. Suze Orman + slobbing the knob = this overachiever.

    Date: 04/27/17 Views: 132,237 Category: Impressive

  • 6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    To label him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of the decade. Betty Lou Lynn can't even shift into 4th gear before getting splattered. 1 Mexican avalanche after another, and he's spazzing out like a white girl at Coachella.

    Date: 04/22/17 Views: 200,391 Category: Impressive

  • The Champ is HERE

    The Champ is HERE

    This is pretty damn cool. And I don't mean 'haha cool' like when Rosie O'Donnell claimed to be a female. This woman is focused, disciplined and can grease the shaft like she's doing a double shift at Jiffy Lube. #KEEPER

    Date: 02/16/17 Views: 190,190 Category: Impressive



    We're only two weeks into 2017, but I feel confident in my assessment of her particular set of skills & 4 outta 5 pornographic connoisseurs would agree. You know what that means? 1 of them is a fucking idiot. That's what.

    Date: 01/13/17 Views: 236,680 Category: Impressive

  • You wouldn't last 8 seconds...

    You wouldn't last 8 seconds...

    She twerks like her uterus is having a seizure until dude blows 3-cheese Velveeta... then continues. Chances of feeling this IRL? Zero. But the jealousy is legit. Some srs physics happening on that ass. How the fuck...

    Date: 01/02/17 Views: 273,683 Category: Impressive

  • Why can't my girlfriend do that?

    Why can't my girlfriend do that?

    For a good 24 hours people were treating this misfit like that dress nobody knew the color of. is it 1 girl? is it 2 girls? will either of them trade Arby's coupons for pictures of their soggy juice wallet?. Spoiler: It's a duo.

    Date: 12/20/16 Views: 155,628 Category: Impressive

  • Girlfriend of the Fucking Month

    Girlfriend of the Fucking Month

    This girl's vageen suffers more abuse than a stolen credit card in the hands of an African American at Chukchansi Gold Casino. But it's her cheek bones that get the real workout. Additional WUT @ 10:09 mark.

    Date: 11/04/16 Views: 297,904 Category: Impressive

  • Proud 18-Year-Old

    Proud 18-Year-Old

    LIFE LESSON #428: If your name ends in Gomez, Garcia or Gonzales - keep the braces in your mouth and stay the fuck away from this guy. The 50 pesos paycheck is temporary. A disfigured esophagus is forever, BROTHER.

    Date: 10/14/16 Views: 243,932 Category: Impressive

  • White girl is PACKIN

    White girl is PACKIN

    CGI? Butt implants? Life-long addiction to Baconators? I don't give a single fuck. Just imagine her spreading eagle and doing the The Galloping Horse on your Kosher pickle. The ejaculatory damage would require FEMA.

    Date: 08/20/16 Views: 222,419 Category: Impressive

  • Disappointment of the YEAR

    Disappointment of the YEAR

    Nice tits. Impressive in fact. But tilt your head 6 inches north of nipple nirvana & all you'll see is Iggy Pop, sans beard + a whole lotta chromosomes

    Date: 08/11/16 Views: 193,164 Category: Impressive

  • Marry This Woman!

    Marry This Woman!

    Fat tits gravity has no effect on? Zero gag reflex? More than 73% female? She nailed all 3 check boxes on my wife list. Out of the way gentleman, me and the $18 I have left on this IHOP gift card will take it from here.

    Date: 07/08/16 Views: 245,585 Category: Impressive

  • Ridiculous Dimensions

    Ridiculous Dimensions

    Kinda looks like Megan Fox at some angles, only she's stacked to the maximum and doesn't give me the urge to punch her in the taint every 12 seconds. In other words - say hello to the pinnacle of the female gender.

    Date: 07/04/16 Views: 144,353 Category: Impressive

  • 19 Orgasms Leave Girl Retarded

    19 Orgasms Leave Girl Retarded

    This is the infamous 1 and only video of Megan Madsen. An over-privileged film student that for some reason decided to do a single porn flick 'for fun'... only to end up borderline autistic after an onslaught of climaxes.

    Date: 05/30/16 Views: 209,794 Category: Impressive

  • Wut... you swallowed the whole thing?

    Wut... you swallowed the whole thing?

    4/5 lesbian doctors would advise against stabbing her in the lungs. But a life of chronic bronchitis doesn't seem to concern this prodigy. Big risks = big dollarinos. And big dollarinos = more fashionably retarded hats.

    Date: 04/26/16 Views: 332,787 Category: Impressive

  • OFFICIAL: Blowjob of the Year

    OFFICIAL: Blowjob of the Year

    She's the Babe Ruth of knob gobbles. I thought I had a pretty extraordinary skillset after making it through a full episode of True Detective without stabbing myself in the face. It's diddly dick compared to this Olympian.

    Date: 03/22/16 Views: 253,807 Category: Impressive

  • This is ART

    This is ART

    At first I thought this was one of those Tom Savini prop videos where they hide a garden hose off screen and blast away like the Kremlin is on fire. Turns out it's legit. I crown u the Holly Holm of handjob pornography.

    Date: 01/27/16 Views: 185,355 Category: Impressive

  • How to Go From Girlfriend to Wife

    How to Go From Girlfriend to Wife

    There's something captivating about a girl that can inhale with the likes of Snoop Dogg. Her talent screams 'i volunteer on a farm to be near the horses'. Definitely ring material. Definitely first to go belly-button deep.

    Date: 10/04/15 Views: 337,944 Category: Impressive

  • 2 Minutes, 3 Cumshots (WHAT THE FUCK)

    2 Minutes, 3 Cumshots (WHAT THE FUCK)

    No stimulation of the prostate. No stunt cock trickery behind the scenes. This is a man that can legitimately multi-gasm from nothing more than a moist orifice and a girl that sounds like Miss Piggy in heat. #flabbergasted

    Date: 09/20/15 Views: 209,633 Category: Impressive

  • Ride it Like You Stole it

    Ride it Like You Stole it

    This is pretty damn awesome. And I don't mean 'haha awesome' like when Janice Dickinson claimed Bill Cosby anyone raped her. This woman is focused, talented and can wax the shaft like her mentor's last name is Miagi.

    Date: 05/20/15 Views: 175,816 Category: Impressive