Impressive

  • 6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    To label him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of the decade. Betty Jo Lou Lynn can't even shift into 4th gear before getting splattered. 1 Mexican avalanche after another, and he's spazzing out like a white girl at Coachella.

    Date: 04/22/17 Views: 91,987 Category: Impressive

  • The Champ is HERE

    The Champ is HERE

    This is pretty damn cool. And I don't mean 'haha cool' like when Rosie O'Donnell claimed to be a female. This woman is focused, disciplined and can grease the shaft like she's doing a double shift at Jiffy Lube. #KEEPER

    Date: 02/16/17 Views: 166,966 Category: Impressive

  • GIRLFRIEND OF THE YEAR

    GIRLFRIEND OF THE YEAR

    We're only two weeks into 2017, but I feel confident in my assessment of her particular set of skills & 4 outta 5 pornographic connoisseurs would agree. You know what that means? 1 of them is a fucking idiot. That's what.

    Date: 01/13/17 Views: 218,592 Category: Impressive

  • You wouldn't last 8 seconds...

    You wouldn't last 8 seconds...

    She twerks like her uterus is having a seizure until dude blows 3-cheese Velveeta... then continues. Chances of feeling this IRL? Zero. But the jealousy is legit. Some serious physics happening on that ass. How the fuck...

    Date: 01/02/17 Views: 256,640 Category: Impressive

  • Disappointment of the YEAR

    Disappointment of the YEAR

    Nice tits. Impressive in fact. But tilt your head 6 inches north of nipple nirvana and all you'll see is Iggy Pop... sans beard and plus a whole lotta extra chromosomes.

    Date: 08/11/16 Views: 187,314 Category: Impressive

  • Marry This Woman!

    Marry This Woman!

    Fat tits gravity has no effect on? Zero gag reflex? More than 73% female? She nailed all 3 check boxes on my wife list. Out of the way gentleman, me and the $18 I have left on this IHOP gift card will take it from here.

    Date: 07/08/16 Views: 237,444 Category: Impressive

  • Ridiculous Dimensions

    Ridiculous Dimensions

    Kinda looks like Megan Fox at some angles, only she's stacked to the maximum and doesn't give me the urge to punch her in the taint every 12 seconds. In other words - say hello to the pinnacle of the female gender.

    Date: 07/04/16 Views: 139,356 Category: Impressive

  • Wut... you swallowed the whole thing?

    Wut... you swallowed the whole thing?

    4/5 lesbian doctors would advise against stabbing her in the lungs. But a life of chronic bronchitis doesn't seem to concern this prodigy. Big risks = big dollarinos. And big dollarinos = more fashionably retarded hats.

    Date: 04/26/16 Views: 324,588 Category: Impressive

  • OFFICIAL: Blowjob of the Year

    OFFICIAL: Blowjob of the Year

    She's the Babe Ruth of knob gobbles. I thought I had a pretty extraordinary skillset after making it through a full episode of True Detective without stabbing myself in the face. It's diddly dick compared to this Olympian.

    Date: 03/22/16 Views: 246,840 Category: Impressive

  • This is ART

    This is ART

    At first I thought this was one of those Tom Savini prop videos where they hide a garden hose off screen and blast away like the Kremlin is on fire. Turns out it's legit. I crown u the Holly Holm of handjob pornography.

    Date: 01/27/16 Views: 180,697 Category: Impressive

  • I would've lasted 3 seconds

    I would've lasted 3 seconds

    The story of an overachiever and her epic battle with gravity. Lots of ways to bust your nuts here, along with a constant reminder that you'll never know satisfaction like this man. Collapsed fallopian tubes are guaranteed.

    Date: 11/08/15 Views: 233,964 Category: Impressive

  • How to Go From Girlfriend to Wife

    How to Go From Girlfriend to Wife

    There's something captivating about a girl that can inhale with the likes of Snoop Dogg. Her talent screams 'i volunteer on a farm to be near the horses'. Definitely ring material. Definitely first to go belly-button deep.

    Date: 10/04/15 Views: 327,595 Category: Impressive

  • 2 Minutes, 3 Cumshots (WHAT THE FUCK)

    2 Minutes, 3 Cumshots (WHAT THE FUCK)

    No stimulation of the prostate. No stunt cock trickery behind the scenes. This is a man that can legitimately multi-gasm from nothing more than a moist orifice and a girl that sounds like Miss Piggy in heat. #flabbergasted

    Date: 09/20/15 Views: 204,509 Category: Impressive

  • You Wish Your GF Did This

    You Wish Your GF Did This

    Nearly suffocated, hung by her hair and what may be the reintroduction of the shocker. Killer stuff, but the 1:00 mark is where she shines. Not since Wrestlemania 26 have I seen such a dominant tombstone piledriver.

    Date: 07/08/15 Views: 224,385 Category: Impressive

  • Ride it Like You Stole it

    Ride it Like You Stole it

    This is pretty damn awesome. And I don't mean 'haha awesome' like when Janice Dickinson claimed Bill Cosby anyone raped her. This woman is focused, talented and can wax the shaft like her mentor's last name is Miagi.

    Date: 05/20/15 Views: 171,347 Category: Impressive