This is pretty damn cool. And I don't mean 'haha cool' like when Rosie O'Donnell claimed to be a female. This woman is focused, disciplined and can grease the shaft like she's doing a double shift at Jiffy Lube. #KEEPER
We're only two weeks into 2017, but I feel confident in my assessment of her particular set of skills & 4 outta 5 pornographic connoisseurs would agree. You know what that means? 1 of them is a fucking idiot. That's what.
She twerks like her uterus is having a seizure until dude blows 3-cheese Velveeta... then continues. Chances of feeling this IRL? Zero. But the jealousy is legit. Some serious physics happening on that ass. How the fuck...
For a good 24 hours people were treating this misfit like that dress nobody knew the color of. is it 1 girl? is it 2 girls? will either of them trade Arby's coupons for pictures of their soggy juice wallet?. Spoiler: It's a duo.
This girl's vageen suffers more abuse than a stolen credit card in the hands of an African American at Chukchansi Gold Casino. But it's her cheek bones that get the real workout. Additional WUT @ 10:09 mark.
LIFE LESSON #428: If your name ends in Gomez, Garcia or Gonzales - keep the braces in your mouth and stay the fuck away from this guy. The 50 pesos paycheck is temporary. A disfigured esophagus is forever, BROTHER.
CGI? Butt implants? Life-long addiction to Baconators? I don't give a single fuck. Just imagine her spreading eagle and doing the The Galloping Horse on your Kosher pickle. The ejaculatory damage would require FEMA.
Nice tits. Impressive in fact. But tilt your head 6 inches north of nipple nirvana and all you'll see is Iggy Pop... sans beard and plus a whole lotta extra chromosomes.
Fat tits gravity has no effect on? Zero gag reflex? More than 73% female? She nailed all 3 check boxes on my wife list. Out of the way gentleman, me and the $18 I have left on this IHOP gift card will take it from here.
Kinda looks like Megan Fox at some angles, only she's stacked to the maximum and doesn't give me the urge to punch her in the taint every 12 seconds. In other words - say hello to the pinnacle of the female gender.
This is the infamous 1 and only video of Megan Madsen. An over-privileged film student that for some reason decided to do a single porn flick 'for fun'... only to end up borderline autistic after an onslaught of climaxes.
4/5 lesbian doctors would advise against stabbing her in the lungs. But a life of chronic bronchitis doesn't seem to concern this prodigy. Big risks = big dollarinos. And big dollarinos = more fashionably retarded hats.
She's the Babe Ruth of knob gobbles. I thought I had a pretty extraordinary skillset after making it through a full episode of True Detective without stabbing myself in the face. It's diddly dick compared to this Olympian.
At first I thought this was one of those Tom Savini prop videos where they hide a garden hose off screen and blast away like the Kremlin is on fire. Turns out it's legit. I crown u the Holly Holm of handjob pornography.
The story of an overachiever and her epic battle with gravity. Lots of ways to bust your nuts here, along with a constant reminder that you'll never know satisfaction like this man. Collapsed fallopian tubes are guaranteed.
There's something captivating about a girl that can inhale with the likes of Snoop Dogg. Her talent screams 'i volunteer on a farm to be near the horses'. Definitely ring material. Definitely first to go belly-button deep.
No stimulation of the prostate. No stunt cock trickery behind the scenes. This is a man that can legitimately multi-gasm from nothing more than a moist orifice and a girl that sounds like Miss Piggy in heat. #flabbergasted
Nearly suffocated, hung by her hair and what may be the reintroduction of the shocker. Killer stuff, but the 1:00 mark is where she shines. Not since Wrestlemania 26 have I seen such a dominant tombstone piledriver.
This is pretty damn awesome. And I don't mean 'haha awesome' like when Janice Dickinson claimed
Bill Cosby anyone raped her. This woman is focused, talented and can wax the shaft like her mentor's last name is Miagi.