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  • Escort Loses Her Smile

    Escort Loses Her Smile

    My first 'pay-to-play' was in a McD toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, pretty foul. Not even a replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life would be different.

    Date: 12/16/18 Views: 187,016 Category: Ouch

  • IT WON'T FIT IN MY PUSSY

    IT WON'T FIT IN MY PUSSY

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 08/15/18 Views: 190,335 Category: Ouch

  • Mistakes Were Definitely Made

    Mistakes Were Definitely Made

    Wow. Being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the labia minora? How about next time you stick to handing out your patented herpes lollipops, and save the 2nd degree burns for likeigiveafuck.com.

    Date: 02/01/17 Views: 191,433 Category: Ouch

  • Lungs-Deep

    Lungs-Deep

    Sorry aspiring gynecologists of America, his animosity for the cervix > your safety warnings. Could someone please email me when they get real adventurous & she ends up impaled by a pool noodle? I'd appreciate dat.

    Date: 10/06/16 Views: 201,058 Category: Ouch

  • JAWBREAKER

    JAWBREAKER

    Piper Perri: The only pornstar's name I've chosen to remember in the past 10 years. Why? Legally a midget, weighs less than one of Leslie Jones' testicles, and when it comes to lethal-grade penis, she's FEARLESS.

    Date: 09/23/16 Views: 277,047 Category: Ouch

  • How NOT to Make a Guy Cum

    How NOT to Make a Guy Cum

    Raquel Balboa turns this guy's egg sac into her own personal speed bag. I mean straight up going Mr. Miyagi on his hangers without breaking a sweat. A video hasn't made me clench so tightly since this classic.

    Date: 12/05/14 Views: 158,217 Category: Ouch

  • How to Turn Your GF into a Cripple

    How to Turn Your GF into a Cripple

    Not-so-amateur girl experiences all but necrophilia in a sex tape that would raise the eyebrow of an Israeli commando. Pretty impressive stuff TBH, but still world's away from the damage THIS WIDOWMAKER CAN DO.

    Date: 10/23/14 Views: 237,157 Category: Ouch

  • I Wouldve Cried

    I Wouldve Cried

    Check the last 5 seconds of this video. His penis looks like something off the menu of Wetzel's Pretzel. And yet he fucks on, completely unphased by the penile fracture. I crown thee Techno Viking of sexual intercourse.

    Date: 04/26/11 Views: 154,436 Category: Ouch

  • Attention Whore Fail

    Attention Whore Fail

    There's an easier way to impress a squadron of bros than jumping over a fucking cliff and nearly killing yourself. It's called spreading your legs ya dumb bitch.

    Date: 04/19/10 Views: 88,753 Category: Ouch

  • Mexican Ambulance Fail

    Mexican Ambulance Fail

    Mr. Lopez, you have now been upgraded from a broken leg to full paraplegia. Would you like a churro?

    Date: 01/30/09 Views: 108,141 Category: Ouch