Crystal-Lynn Danni Shania Duggan takes one in the eye after making an all-too common mistake: Going down the N-road with a black woman. Sorry pal, but the result is always the fucking same. #RONDAROUSEY'D
Homeboy's packing nothing more than the average McNugget, so how did this happen? Accident? Medical condition? Previous sexual partners being all 9 members of the Harlem Globetrotters? We need answers dammit.