Snicker Bar aficionado focuses on the important things in life. I.E. getting passed around a New Orleans living room faster than a bag of Hot Cheetos. I want a sequel. One where Darius & Company go full crab dance on that cinnamon ring.
There's a thin line between heavy petting and questionable assaults on the girl who bags your soy milk at whole foods. Where that line exists... I don't know. But judging by the wet spot developing under her taint I'd wager this roastie does.
Cam whore #2817 has an unintentional FML moment after realizing her 6 inch friend has swam into deeper waters. Luckily she's prepared: Squat, push and cross your tits the breakfast burrito bowl doesn't come out with it.
There's nothing more boner-deflating than being within inches of death, save for your dad walking in on you hammering it to Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. How this guy managed to ejac is forever a mystery to me.