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  • Fearless Teen Mom

    Fearless Teen Mom

    I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

    Date: 11/08/17 Views: 152,792 Category: Slutty

  • Tourists Don't Give a Fuck

    Tourists Don't Give a Fuck

    You see all these videos of girls too scared to hit a Wendy's drive-thru with a homemade glaze. Then u have Maria Leonne... giving less than zero shits & takes more loads in public than a New York City dump truck. #trendkiller

    Date: 10/04/17 Views: 136,440 Category: Slutty

  • Young and Shameless

    Young and Shameless

    Round 2 here

    Date: 08/16/17 Views: 166,111 Category: Slutty

  • 30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    Sleazy Blonde gets injected with enough farm-fresh penis pudding to short circuit Bill Cosby. Followed by a shit-eating grin across her face. Some seriously thrilling ways to lose your Fruit Loops in this one folks. Promise.

    Date: 07/27/17 Views: 140,539 Category: Slutty

  • 15 Minutes into Coachella

    15 Minutes into Coachella

    Overt drug use, public squabblenecking, 60FPS cameras... this video is more well-rounded than the list of STDS on her Tinder profile. No kicker, but wat it lacks in surprises... it makes up for in the worst dirty talk you'll hear ever.

    Date: 07/05/17 Views: 272,938 Category: Slutty

  • 19 Guys in ONE Day?

    19 Guys in ONE Day?

    Only 2 people should never be caught doing the forbidden fox trot: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Clorox' phase, and this girl. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a mailbox on Sunday. In other words: she was BORN for Efukt.

    Date: 06/30/17 Views: 406,372 Category: Slutty

  • "My friend is a whore"

    "My friend is a whore"

    Easy on the eyes, but her attention whoring puts a Kardashian to shame. 1 dick? k. 2 I get after a round of wine spritzers - but in front of 1,200 people? Bitch, if I wanted to see livestock, I'd get my ban lifted from The Bronx Zoo.

    Date: 06/24/17 Views: 229,119 Category: Slutty

  • TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    There's only two people willing to both sexually assault a comedy legend and chow down on their own dutch oven fumes. And they're both this girl.

    Date: 06/15/17 Views: 162,575 Category: Slutty

  • Life of the Party

    Life of the Party

    Okay I lied. Shes neither popular, nor is this a party. Shes Josefina, master of attention whoring & STD aficionado. Moral of the story: Test first, Lick later.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 150,073 Category: Slutty

  • "I can take 10 guys at once"

    "I can take 10 guys at once"

    Ya just got done telling the world your crotch sees more activity than the YMCA... is it really a time for giggles? Sit in a tub of peroxide & think it over.

    Date: 05/22/17 Views: 173,980 Category: Slutty

  • 1 Girl, 12 Guys, NO FEAR

    1 Girl, 12 Guys, NO FEAR

    Consider this a pleasant reminder that if you think you're really good at something, an Asian is already doing it better. Especially ones that can multitask a 4.0 GPA and more sausage than a birthday party in New Jersey.

    Date: 05/10/17 Views: 215,611 Category: Slutty

  • Attention Whore of the Year

    Attention Whore of the Year

    I like how social media has rapidly evolved from cat memes, into a cut throat industry of who can get Chlamydia fastest. 10/10, would vaccinate.

    Date: 05/05/17 Views: 185,214 Category: Slutty

  • 3 Guys, 1 Gram (LOL)

    3 Guys, 1 Gram (LOL)

    Statistically speaking, this is the least likely way to acquire an STD on public transportation. Trust me, I've seen 3 episodes of House M.D. FULL SCENE

    Date: 04/13/17 Views: 195,095 Category: Slutty

  • YouTuber's Sex Tape Leaks Early

    YouTuber's Sex Tape Leaks Early

    For a moment, I was starting to lose faith in a fat ass white girl's ability to control the male population. Then I was introduced to a pair of hips with the kind of width Boeing has failed to produce in 100 years. story here

    Date: 04/01/17 Views: 268,621 Category: Slutty

  • A Tinder Success Story

    A Tinder Success Story

    REKT

    Date: 03/25/17 Views: 208,011 Category: Slutty

  • BAD BEST FRIEND

    BAD BEST FRIEND

    This bitch is the Nelson Mandela of hooking up, but her BFF ain't having it. I thought I was a charitable dude after donating 2 1/2 bags of Hot Cheetos to my local soup kitchen. Thats diddly fuckin dick compared to this.

    Date: 03/15/17 Views: 183,956 Category: Slutty

  • "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    Some women require foreplay to get off. Others, Chili's 2 for $20 menu. And then there's Delma Dickstorm, who takes no less than 11 taco hammers to reach her O-face. That's marriage material if I've ever seen it.

    Date: 01/18/17 Views: 342,185 Category: Slutty

  • 1 Night in Oklahoma

    1 Night in Oklahoma

    Skank gives her best hootenanny to a guy that gets more enthusiastic about colonoscopies than pussy. Sorry Briellalynn, Ordinance 175-D41 strictly prohibits citizens from acquiring chlamydia twice in one month.

    Date: 01/12/17 Views: 241,919 Category: Slutty

  • REAL? Housewife Seduces Repairman

    REAL? Housewife Seduces Repairman

    Downside of marrying prostitutes from russiabride.com? Every dick in a three-mile radius is using your 9-5 to unload some nut sac gazpacho on your S/O. And don't even get me started on those ridiculous storage fees.

    Date: 01/05/17 Views: 284,244 Category: Slutty

  • REAL: 5 Strangers in 1 Day

    REAL: 5 Strangers in 1 Day

    Deprived girl volunteers her noodle bowl on Craigslist to anyone w/ legs, free of charge. But instead of spacing out the locally unemployed, she hits one after another w/o as much as a Summer's Eve bath in between. #RIP

    Date: 12/15/16 Views: 220,789 Category: Slutty

  • 2 GUYS, 1 DATE: TINDER ROYALTY

    2 GUYS, 1 DATE: TINDER ROYALTY

    6:53: The thing u see on this douche-a-roonie's cock is called beading. Defined as: Body modification to boost sexual stimulation, and increase right-swipes on GRINDR. Dude straight up bedazzled his pork sword.

    Date: 12/06/16 Views: 232,548 Category: Slutty

  • Attention Whore of 2016

    Attention Whore of 2016

    Two mugs worth of Germany's finest lagers, and this ladies mouth turns into a portable glory hole. I'm talking blowjobs, community service style. So disgraceful you'd think she was running for president of the US and A.

    Date: 09/04/16 Views: 181,639 Category: Slutty

  • REAL: Girlfriend bangs the pizza guy

    REAL: Girlfriend bangs the pizza guy

    Same chick from this fan-favorite. It's Texas Tiana and she's effectively made a name for herself by narrowly avoiding hepatitis-C on a daily basis.

    Date: 07/30/16 Views: 345,282 Category: Slutty

  • Epic TINDER Moment

    Epic TINDER Moment

    Gotta like how amateur sex taping has rapidly evolved from basic vaginal perforation, into WHO CAN GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND AN STD 1ST. I can't even consider it porn. This is a stranger danger public service announcement.

    Date: 07/07/16 Views: 319,934 Category: Slutty

  • The Overconfident Concert Girl

    The Overconfident Concert Girl

    The video is buried under 371 thumbnails. That's gay. What's not gay is convincing your lady to 'keep going' after she's tasted her Baconator for the second time. So raise your RC Cola to the man that did just that.

    Date: 06/13/16 Views: 341,392 Category: Slutty

  • 7 Creampies... IN A ROW

    7 Creampies... IN A ROW

    Nothing spells W-H-O-R-E like a half dozen servings of Bavarian creme. FACTS: She has not, and will not say no to any dick, contraceptive is restricted, and shame? Well... that's as alien to her as deodorant in Mumbai.

    Date: 04/19/16 Views: 283,682 Category: Slutty

  • ALWAYS Tip Your Hotel Maids

    ALWAYS Tip Your Hotel Maids

    FACT: Men prefer a petite Hispanic with an anus full of fabric softener in their EconoLodge fantasies. Meet the exception: shes 30+, has tits like Deebo has lazy eyes and her policy on race-relation is top notch. More here

    Date: 04/13/16 Views: 295,607 Category: Slutty