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  • Getting the Last Laugh

    Getting the Last Laugh

    Easily the most deplorable attempt at sexual assault to ever grace my 13" Amiga computer monitor. And that's coming from a man who's seen more than 18 straight minutes of an Adam Sandler movie. My opinion counts.

    Date: 04/24/17 Views: 121,575 Category: Small Cocks

  • Pornstar vs. Migrant Worker

    Pornstar vs. Migrant Worker

    A no-questions asked handjob in the loading area of Bed Bath and Beyond would put the smile on any man's face... but not Carlos. Who shit in his Baja Chalupa?

    Date: 11/24/14 Views: 179,353 Category: Small Cocks

  • 2 Inch Stroodle Doodle

    2 Inch Stroodle Doodle

    In between her jew nose and his tootsie roll of a cock... I gotta ask... how the fuck did they expect anyone to get off to this? It's like the Wicked Witch meets Mini Me.

    Date: 05/05/10 Views: 113,778 Category: Small Cocks

  • Hung Like A Hamster

    Hung Like A Hamster

    Even my chinchilla has a bigger cock than this chump. SUICIDE. NAO.

    Date: 12/26/09 Views: 153,861 Category: Small Cocks

  • ROFL Where's Your Penis?

    ROFL Where's Your Penis?

    His genitalia sure does fit perfectly into my stereotype of middle eastern men. Allah Akbar to you my friend.

    Date: 09/02/09 Views: 139,470 Category: Small Cocks

  • Her BF Has A Small Penis

    Her BF Has A Small Penis

    If he's at all the same nationality as herself, what the fuck does she expect. Be happy with your 3 inch bell pepper and STFU.

    Date: 08/20/09 Views: 156,437 Category: Small Cocks

  • They Need Bigger Dicks...

    They Need Bigger Dicks...

    I'm afraid anything less than 16 inches is inadequate in this day and time. This is an occupation best left to the horse cock niggas.

    Date: 08/03/09 Views: 142,472 Category: Small Cocks