Critics are gonna have a barmitzvah with this one, but imma go with faker than Chris Brown's heterosexuality. BUT: nobody got hurt, that discharge wasn't CGI and someone added a cool IMDB credit: Physics Whore #2.
Sorry to all competing camwhores trying to cover this month's Vagisil bill: This chick's stealing all your tokens. The glory days of getting paid without acting like you hooked a car battery to your uterus are fucking over.
The most important things my time on the Internet has taught me you ask? Stay the fuck out of South America, and women love it when you get creative. Now crank that DEWALT 20-Volt and Bob Vila that hoe.
They call her Cytherea. I prefer the moniker 1 Trick Pony. Her only claim to fame is her ability to urinate while impersonating Michael J. Fox, aka a 'squirting orgasm'. Shit's faker than Carlos Mencia's green card.
She gushes out cum like a broken sprinkler. And by cum I mean urine... cause female ejaculation is a fuckin lie - unlike the rumor that all black people are deathly afraid of cats. That was actually scientifically proven in 1987.
They want you to believe that she can ejaculate like a garden hose without even touching herself. But really... that's just piss. And now her bathroom is gonna smell like a porta potty in skid row. You lose.