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  • The Power of a Spy Camera

    The Power of a Spy Camera

    Instantly fap-worthy video of a girl that picked the wrong day to spit shine her clam shell. A 10/10 from the kneecaps up. Would wax my carrot again.

    Date: 08/27/18 Views: 214,329 Category: Surprise

  • Too Easy

    Too Easy

    I guess having sex isn't considered "challenging" when someone has the alcohol tolerance of a vienna sausage. Lesson learned: Never try to impress a girl that's probably used the neighbor's cat as toilet paper. #germany

    Date: 07/12/18 Views: 286,226 Category: Surprise

  • SORRY, NOT SORRY

    SORRY, NOT SORRY

    Never have I seen a man do something so disrespectful with such grace. Where there's shame, he shows honor. Where there's suffering, he brings comfort. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't GAF, HAHA.

    Date: 10/13/17 Views: 238,523 Category: Surprise

  • She Almost Cried (LOL)

    She Almost Cried (LOL)

    A quick romp in the ole' spaghetti house goes south once this derpo realizes she needs to reevaluate her choice in birth control. But blinded by peer pressure & $1.75, she goes on. The result? A Tampax commercial.

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 161,790 Category: Surprise

  • Public Flashing, UNEXPECTED Ending

    Public Flashing, UNEXPECTED Ending

    Tina Belcher's safe space gets invaded by some dude taking his mushroom to the park, but accidentally found love instead. Does she: 1) Call da police 2) trade gazpacho recipes or c) take Shia Ladork's advice. This ones easy.

    Date: 08/31/17 Views: 215,822 Category: Surprise

  • "show me your penis"

    "show me your penis"

    Is this a genuine proposition? No. What you should really be asking is: If Amy Schumer was to crowbar open her whisker biscuit, would it be comparable to the consistency of pulling apart a peanut butter sandwich?

    Date: 12/13/16 Views: 216,833 Category: Surprise

  • Overconfident Girl Learns a Lesson

    Overconfident Girl Learns a Lesson

    If only he put as much effort in his camera equipment, as he did in forcing volcanic yogurt explosions, maybe we wouldn't be jacking off to Sega CD-quality full motion video right now. Up your game motherfucker.

    Date: 07/16/16 Views: 182,274 Category: Surprise

  • "That wasn't on your TINDER profile"

    "That wasn't on your TINDER profile"

    If anything my tenure in porno has taught me, it's all Asian women a.) squeal like a chipmunk in a blender or b.) hang closer to the knee than Andrew Lloyd Webber. You're just gonna have to 50/50 chance this one.

    Date: 06/01/16 Views: 167,106 Category: Surprise

  • The Courteous Roommate

    The Courteous Roommate

    bro...

    Date: 08/10/15 Views: 169,373 Category: Surprise

  • Now You're a Man!

    Now You're a Man!

    Being held hostage by a post-op a-hole? Sounds like his birthday came early. That is, until he realizes this culo hits like Mike Tyson on payday. The aroma of quepapas may fade, but the complimentary rhinoplasty is forever.

    Date: 06/30/15 Views: 128,333 Category: Surprise

  • DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!

    DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!

    Sexual sideshow derailed when a stripper makes an unexpected visit to La'Vons dirt dungeon. Life Lesson #293: When someone writes hoop dreams on their BlackPeopleMeet profile, it's not always about basktball.

    Date: 06/24/15 Views: 196,591 Category: Surprise

  • This is Why I Have Trust Issues

    This is Why I Have Trust Issues

    Ass like Nicki Minaj? Shameless, nude self-promotion on Twitter? The majority of you have already clicked by now, without catching a view of the churro de maricon dangling up front. If you must blame, blame yourself.

    Date: 04/25/15 Views: 159,134 Category: Surprise