If one thing never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's five-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 42 secs of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 42. As in the number of times I gotta wipe after Little Caesars 5 for $5.
I like how he goes for the cheek kiss after straight up sexually assaulting them pro bono, effectively changing their 'gurls nite out' from a ✔- to a ✔+. Polite, civilized and the genitals of an aging cocker spaniel all-in-one.
She may not talk much, but those facial expressions certainly have a story to tell. Specifically "well this is new", "keep going" and the clear winner: "my brother's Playstation 4 controller on vibrate never felt like that!".