Virgins

  • 19 and CLUELESS

    19 and CLUELESS

    19-years-old and doesn't know what a vagina is. But what they lack in anatomy classes they make up for in... well... nothing. Even combined these two are completely fucking useless & I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    Date: 09/14/17 Views: 95,859 Category: Virgins

  • REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    After banging a good 85% of the Czech Republic's population, he finally broke unfamiliar ground: A mint condition hymen... and an uneducated one at that. She taps out quicker than me during the Baywatch movie.

    Date: 06/11/17 Views: 450,388 Category: Virgins

  • Real Deflowering?

    Real Deflowering?

    There's something endearing about a girl that has the pain tolerance of an NFL linebacker. Her talents scream give me 6 months, and my butthole will be a footlocker for Mexican cartels. Clearly we're looking at wife material.

    Date: 05/24/17 Views: 130,200 Category: Virgins

  • REAL: Camgirl Takes Virginity. AGAIN

    REAL: Camgirl Takes Virginity. AGAIN

    This is what happens when your e-stock hits the shitter. Cherries popped, jealousies are fueled - all cause some goofy bitch can't quit her Overwatch addiction and just go pro already. Oh and, this isn't her 1st charitable act.

    Date: 04/17/17 Views: 143,151 Category: Virgins

  • Educating a Spanish Virgin

    Educating a Spanish Virgin

    18 & doesn't know what a clitoris is. But here, all that matters is the size of your churro... and proportionately speaking, dude got a fat one. Emphasis on proportions. Looks like a banana glued to a mother fuckin toothpick.

    Date: 07/28/16 Views: 203,667 Category: Virgins

  • Virgin Blows Away Veteran Pornstar

    Virgin Blows Away Veteran Pornstar

    Don't let the lack of sunlight and all-Hot Pocket diet fool you: He's a vagina assassin. We all have a calling in life, and after fucking the basic math skills out of this professional, Stewart knows what his is. FULL SCENE

    Date: 05/28/16 Views: 295,358 Category: Virgins

  • REAL: Dork loses virginity to a camgirl

    REAL: Dork loses virginity to a camgirl

    20-year-old v-card owner suffering from serious Beavis and Butthead of the face breaks his cherry in legendary fashion: with a chick from Pornhub that couldn't keep his lego log hard with a cup of carbonite. HUMILIATION

    Date: 03/04/16 Views: 280,513 Category: Virgins

  • Abdul's First Time

    Abdul's First Time

    So, who's to blame here? The farm that booby-trapped their perimeter to keep him away from the livestock, or the girl that should've known her charitable act would turn out more miserable than a 2 Broke Girls marathon?

    Date: 01/06/16 Views: 202,760 Category: Virgins

  • One Touch = INSTANT QUIT

    One Touch = INSTANT QUIT

    To call this girl a 'virgin' would be the understatement of the year. Guadalupe can't even get her clitoris within 10 centimeters of physical contact before spazzing out like Andy Samberg being denied access to a glory hole.

    Date: 10/28/15 Views: 242,894 Category: Virgins

  • "I lost my virginity to a prostitute"

    "I lost my virginity to a prostitute"

    Luckiest 18-year-old this side of Germania gets a b-day gift for the ages... Silicone-free, rentable-by-the-hour vagina. Look out world, for the next 4.5 action-packed minutes belong to Clovis 'take no prisoners' Hofmann.

    Date: 09/27/15 Views: 200,528 Category: Virgins

  • DEVASTATING Orgasm @ 4:45

    DEVASTATING Orgasm @ 4:45

    Going mach-17 on your clitoris in order to produce your first non-Harry Potter related climax? Cool. Seizing up like you got tazed in the asshole with a car battery? Not so cool. What in the fuck did I just ejaculate to?

    Date: 06/07/15 Views: 115,136 Category: Virgins

  • "I Don't Like Porno"

    "I Don't Like Porno"

    Face of a virgin and she knows her way around a Baby Gap. Rarely do I say it, but this chick is 1 hymen break away from being worthy of a Burger King value meal on my dime. Sadly, 3.4 inch penises just don't do it for her.

    Date: 05/05/15 Views: 203,788 Category: Virgins

  • Awkward Virgin, GIGANTIC Tits

    Awkward Virgin, GIGANTIC Tits

    Daria Morgendorffer's kicking up her OKCupid profile a notch. And trust me, the fedora tipping gets real when this m'lady strays away from r/gaming for the first time and goes Obi-Wan Kenobi on her Alabama hot pocket.

    Date: 12/01/14 Views: 391,950 Category: Virgins