This is what happens when your e-stock hits the shitter. Cherries popped, jealousies are fueled - all cause some goofy bitch can't quit her Overwatch addiction and just go pro already. Oh and, this isn't her 1st charitable act.
18 & doesn't know what a clitoris is. But here, all that matters is the size of your churro... and proportionately speaking, dude got a fat one. Emphasis on proportions. Looks like a banana glued to a mother fuckin toothpick.
Don't let the lack of sunlight and all-Hot Pocket diet fool you: He's a vagina assassin. We all have a calling in life, and after fucking the basic math skills out of this professional, Stewart knows what his is. FULL SCENE
20-year-old v-card owner suffering from serious Beavis and Butthead of the face breaks his cherry in legendary fashion: with a chick from Pornhub that couldn't keep his lego log hard with a cup of carbonite. HUMILIATION
Luckiest 18-year-old this side of Germania gets a b-day gift for the ages... Silicone-free, rentable-by-the-hour vagina. Look out world, for the next 4.5 action-packed minutes belong to Clovis 'take no prisoners' Hofmann.