That's pretty much always been the unwritten rule... and this twat waffle just pulverized it. By the way: nice tattoos, but how about something that actually describes your body for the next one? "eggplant casserole" oughta do it. Yep.
When all your knowledge of sexual intercourse comes from Shake Weight infomercials, this is the result. Also: We may have just uncovered a skill so damn useless, even California colleges won't offer a degree for it.
A hygiene level commonly found in an Arby's handicap toilet has applied itself to this girl's rectal passage. Not shocking... but Clorox may have found it's new spokeswoman. Another desperate cry for anal bleaching HERE
Want indisputable proof that Americans are all about philanthropy? Look no further my skeptical friends. Our boy wheels gets the handout of a lifetime, effectively erecting all jealous boners in a quarter mile radius.
She may not talk much, but that body language certainly has a story to tell. Specifically "take a chance", "no protection required" and the clear winner: "look at me. i'm the captain now, mother fucker". YOU IN 12 SECONDS