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  • #BLACKBUTTSMATTER

    #BLACKBUTTSMATTER

    Contrary to the social media hive mind, black girls do have sex with their privileged overlords. Unfortunately this one performs like George Costanza after an Adderall. Calling him 'inexperienced' would a compliment, HAHA.

    Date: 06/23/17 Views: 46,526 Category: Webcams

  • Basically, the luckiest guy ever

    Basically, the luckiest guy ever

    [Her] Perfect 10. Flawless
    [Him] Genetically configured to look like a carrot
    Final Thought: It wasn't meant to be. But somewhere between attention whoring, and above-average penis sizes... they managed to find TRU LUV.

    Date: 05/29/17 Views: 100,129 Category: Webcams

  • Seriously, WTF is that?

    Seriously, WTF is that?

    Just skip to 8:01. The part where he goes Robocop toxic waste scene inside the walls of her gravy cave. If the consistency of his brand doesn't scream 'I maintain a steady diet of yogurt and silly putty' I don't know what does.

    Date: 05/09/17 Views: 124,711 Category: Webcams

  • I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    Increasingly questionable vid of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least 2 of the participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.

    Date: 04/28/17 Views: 190,438 Category: Webcams

  • You Can't Afford Her

    You Can't Afford Her

    Open letter to anyone that knows her: I'll donate all $12.75 I made off the sale of my Britney Spears inflatable doll (2007 edition) to a charity of your choice, in exchange for one image of her farting into a mason jar. No filter.

    Date: 04/16/17 Views: 153,348 Category: Webcams

  • Life Savings Well Spent

    Life Savings Well Spent

    She seems like a cool chick. The type that'd carve her name into the hood of your car if you missed a text, or volunteer a rimjob if your Reddit post gets 0 upvotes. But her taste in the opposite sex species? Fucking hell.

    Date: 04/06/17 Views: 134,686 Category: Webcams

  • Girls Paid to Swap Boyfriends [Full Version]

    Girls Paid to Swap Boyfriends [Full Version]

    A lottta girls do a lotta desperate shit to keep their accounts overflowing in tokens... but putting a price ($150 lol) on your dignity, just to keep buttsludge69 amused? That's a level of hoe I hope I never meet IRL.

    Date: 03/28/17 Views: 172,507 Category: Webcams

  • Daughter of the Year?

    Daughter of the Year?

    Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Adam Sandler's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life @ 4:07. lol

    Date: 03/20/17 Views: 124,052 Category: Webcams

  • "hey mom, guess what i'm doing"

    "hey mom, guess what i'm doing"

    The modern camgirl can't go 1 day without involving innocent bystanders in their gash smash power hour. It's a condition us folks refer to as token-osis, and this bug-eyed bitch is closing in on stage 4. Inoperable.

    Date: 01/15/17 Views: 203,396 Category: Webcams

  • American Idol

    American Idol

    Not since using that glory hole in a Carl's Jr. bathroom have I witnessed a girl with such brilliant multitasking ability. She's got grace man. Know who doesn't have grace? THIS DYKE. Home Depot that hoe, jack to this.

    Date: 01/03/17 Views: 142,779 Category: Webcams

  • That has to be a new record...

    That has to be a new record...

    Feminist hair color without the feminist dick-hating. Not a bad piece of flib flab. Would I take her out on a date to Wendy's? No. Do I want to use her vaginal utopia to power an indoor slip and slide? Hell to the fucking YES.

    Date: 11/12/16 Views: 168,153 Category: Webcams

  • Show's Cancelled (LOL)

    Show's Cancelled (LOL)

    Relatively cute face. She could almost pass for Olivia Wilde's asshole. Unfortunately her twat is producing more annoying content than a Buzzfeed article. I can smell the fuckin Pecorino Romano cheese from here.

    Date: 10/29/16 Views: 175,124 Category: Webcams

  • "too easy"

    "too easy"

    I guess deepthroating isn't considered challenging when you have the dimensions/texture of a vienna sausage. Lesson learned: Never try to impress a girl that's probably used a live bear cub as toilet paper. #russia

    Date: 08/09/16 Views: 293,463 Category: Webcams

  • Pimping her 18-year-old daughter

    Pimping her 18-year-old daughter

    Incestual Behavior: A practice commonly reserved for degenerate parents that want a hobby in between cashing disability checks and watching the Indy 500. The daughters are ALWAYS beat. This is the sole exception.

    Date: 08/05/16 Views: 259,376 Category: Webcams

  • ORGASM. TOO. STRONG.

    ORGASM. TOO. STRONG.

    Those deflated hacky sacs tits look pretty seasoned for a 19-year-old girl. That aside, I give this a cordial 4.5 boners up. Basically the hottest thing I've seen since The Canyons with a freshly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.

    Date: 07/11/16 Views: 241,237 Category: Webcams

  • Annnnd... there goes my childhood

    Annnnd... there goes my childhood

    A sad moment indeed. Not as depressing as waiting 3 seasons to see Daenerys Targaryen's tits & getting 2 deflated hacky sacks instead. I'd say more along the lines of depressing like when Prince died. Ya feel me?

    Date: 05/15/16 Views: 253,317 Category: Webcams

  • WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

    WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

    My cock might snap itself off and commit ritual suicide if this lasted one minute longer. The English vocabulary lacks proper adjectives to describe it, so I'll give an analogy instead: 10% Justin Bieber, 90% feel the bern.

    Date: 05/13/16 Views: 220,535 Category: Webcams

  • Just go to 8:14 and listen

    Just go to 8:14 and listen

    Look out, this lady has a breaking point. She's also bad at repressing memories. Keep these 2 crucial details in mind, for it's the closest to a clue you're going to get as to WTF is wrong with this unhinged cunt butler.

    Date: 02/27/16 Views: 188,875 Category: Webcams

  • He Stuck His Dick in Crazy

    He Stuck His Dick in Crazy

    But check out dem titties tho. Looks like she was gifted with both size and resistance to gravity. Fake melons of a similar caliber would set the average girl back about 10k. That's nearly 273 rimjobs in whoreconomics. Yikes.

    Date: 01/28/16 Views: 276,752 Category: Webcams

  • Future Legend

    Future Legend

    She's been gifted the oral capacity of a Meghan Trainor fan, yet keeps her chin count to a solid '1'. Perks: a.) balls-deep is standard b.) forgo any and all application approval for anything, ever c.) all the above. PROFILE.

    Date: 01/15/16 Views: 323,264 Category: Webcams

  • Is that your brother?

    Is that your brother?

    Basically the most sexually perplexing thing I've seen since the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer, starring Casey Jones not sodomizing Megan Fox with a hockey stick. Which was about 7 whole minutes ago.

    Date: 12/09/15 Views: 211,514 Category: Webcams

  • Lunatic Scares Pizza Boy Shitless (LOL)

    Lunatic Scares Pizza Boy Shitless (LOL)

    Flashing strangers - It's the quintessential stepping stone to becoming camwhore alumni. Most have little issue giving a guy named Joseppi his hardest erection since the bicentennial. But this girl has a new approach

    Date: 12/04/15 Views: 135,458 Category: Webcams

  • I'm Jealous

    I'm Jealous

    This is XXX_Diamant. A legend in her own right when Romanian girls ruled the cam game. This history lesson shows us what incurable daddy issues look like... except this visual's got wood. Quite literally I'm afraid.

    Date: 11/24/15 Views: 247,190 Category: Webcams

  • "Hey, is that your G-spot?"

    "Hey, is that your G-spot?"

    See that face? You know that face. It's the 11 straight days of constipation just ended and now I need a new toilet face. But in this case the cause is less addiction to swiss cheese, more all-you-can-stab seafood buffet.

    Date: 11/21/15 Views: 322,292 Category: Webcams

  • I Want a Refund

    I Want a Refund

    Guess he figured once the sound of MFC pocket change was heard, his cock would transform from Twizzler to the sword of Excalibur. TIP: It doesn't. And his hefty honey abandons ship faster than a gym elliptical lvl 1.

    Date: 10/31/15 Views: 159,161 Category: Webcams

  • One of These is Not Like the Other

    One of These is Not Like the Other

    Deebo gets shown the fuck up by the most impressive white snake seen since the hair metal renaissance of the 1980's. Neato... but if he ever wants to visit her poopoo cabin he's gonna need optimism, and a crowbar.

    Date: 10/07/15 Views: 156,453 Category: Webcams

  • Sometimes Nerds Are Hot 2

    Sometimes Nerds Are Hot 2

    Fire up League of Legends at any given time and you're sure to be communicating with a post-250 pounder that thinks Pop Tarts are a food group. Say hi to the exception. She's like Olivia Munn... except interesting.

    Date: 08/22/15 Views: 187,327 Category: Webcams

  • Caught Masturbating at Work

    Caught Masturbating at Work

    DOMINO EFFECT: she goes 2fast2furious on her clitoris > sound alerts boss > surprise confrontation almost makes her give birth to a Hershey's special dark bar. Find her HERE where she bills herself as a cool 55lbs.

    Date: 08/06/15 Views: 178,349 Category: Webcams

  • Your New Favorite Camgirl (EPIC)

    Your New Favorite Camgirl (EPIC)

    Ladies: Break out the Spider-Man Trapper Keeper and a pen cuz it's note-taking time. Men: Make room in the bookmarks for a chick that uses all orifices like a foot locker between flights from Costa Rica to the US and A.

    Date: 06/23/15 Views: 166,791 Category: Webcams

  • Nicki Minaj, Eat Your Heart Out

    Nicki Minaj, Eat Your Heart Out

    Take your average Dress Barn cashier and weaponize her with the greatest features of a girl from Detroit (6-layer deep ass and... yeah, small list) and this is the result. Apply all mayonnaise-based lubricants necessary

    Date: 05/03/15 Views: 181,783 Category: Webcams