[Her] Perfect 10. Flawless [Him] Genetically configured to look like a carrot Final Thought: It wasn't meant to be. But somewhere between attention whoring, and above-average penis sizes... they managed to find TRU LUV.
Increasingly questionable vid of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least 2 of the participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.
Open letter to anyone that knows her: I'll donate all $12.75 I made off the sale of my Britney Spears inflatable doll (2007 edition) to a charity of your choice, in exchange for one image of her farting into a mason jar. No filter.
A lottta girls do a lotta desperate shit to keep their accounts overflowing in tokens... but putting a price ($150 lol) on your dignity, just to keep buttsludge69 amused? That's a level of hoe I hope I never meet IRL.
Feminist hair color without the feminist dick-hating. Not a bad piece of flib flab. Would I take her out on a date to Wendy's? No. Do I want to use her vaginal utopia to power an indoor slip and slide? Hell to the fucking YES.
But check out dem titties tho. Looks like she was gifted with both size and resistance to gravity. Fake melons of a similar caliber would set the average girl back about 10k. That's nearly 273 rimjobs in whoreconomics. Yikes.
Flashing strangers - It's the quintessential stepping stone to becoming camwhore alumni. Most have little issue giving a guy named Joseppi his hardest erection since the bicentennial. But this girl has a new approach
Ladies: Break out the Spider-Man Trapper Keeper and a pen cuz it's note-taking time. Men: Make room in the bookmarks for a chick that uses all orifices like a foot locker between flights from Costa Rica to the US and A.