The modern camgirl can't go 1 day without involving innocent bystanders in their gash smash power hour. It's a condition us folks refer to as token-osis, and this bug-eyed bitch is closing in on stage 4. Inoperable.
Feminist hair color without the feminist dick-hating. Not a bad piece of flib flab. Would I take her out on a date to Wendy's? No. Do I want to use her vaginal utopia to power an indoor slip and slide? Hell to the fucking YES.
Is this a repost? Sorry if it is. I've literally seen more cam tramps convulsing like they have a car battery in their twat this year than I can possibly keep track of.
Relatively cute face. She could almost pass for Olivia Wilde's asshole. Unfortunately her twat is producing more annoying content than a Buzzfeed article. I can smell the fuckin Pecorino Romano cheese from here.
Incestual Behavior: It's a practice commonly reserved for degenerate parents that want a hobby in between cashing disability checks and watching the Indy 500. The daughters are ALWAYS beat. This is the exception.
deflated hacky sacs tits look pretty seasoned for a 19-year-old girl. That aside, I give this a cordial 4.5 boners up. Basically the hottest thing I've seen since The Canyons with a freshly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.
My cock might snap itself off and commit ritual suicide if this lasted one minute longer. The English vocabulary lacks proper adjectives to describe it, so I'll give an analogy instead: 10% Justin Bieber, 90% feel the bern.
Look out, this lady has a breaking point. She's also bad at repressing memories. Keep these 2 crucial details in mind, for it's the closest to a clue you're going to get as to WTF is wrong with this unhinged cunt butler.
But check out dem titties tho. Looks like she was gifted with both size and resistance to gravity. Fake melons of a similar caliber would set the average girl back about 10k. That's nearly 273 rimjobs in whoreconomics. Yikes.
Flashing strangers - It's the quintessential stepping stone to becoming camwhore alumni. Most have little issue giving a guy named Joseppi his hardest erection since the bicentennial. But this girl has a new approach
This is XXX_Diamant. A legend in her own right when Romanian girls ruled the cam game. This history lesson shows us what incurable daddy issues look like... except this visual's got wood. Quite literally I'm afraid.
See that face? You know that face. It's the 11 straight days of constipation just ended and now I need a new toilet face. But in this case the cause is less addiction to swiss cheese, more all-you-can-stab seafood buffet.
Guess he figured once the sound of MFC pocket change was heard, his cock would transform from Twizzler to the sword of Excalibur. TIP: It doesn't. And his hefty honey abandons ship faster than a gym elliptical lvl 1.
Deebo gets shown the fuck up by the most impressive white snake seen since the hair metal renaissance of the 1980's. Neato... but if he ever wants to visit her poopoo cabin he's gonna need optimism, and a crowbar.
It's refreshing to know the whole 'surprising immigrants with your naked body' thing isn't limited to Indian men and women that consider cheese doodles a staple food in their diet. This bitch is the Bono of naked freebies.
Fire up League of Legends at any given time and you're sure to be communicating with a post-250 pounder that thinks Pop Tarts are a food group. Say hi to the exception. She's like Olivia Munn... except interesting.