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  • CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    Her body language alone made the P-to-B transaction less probable than Bob Barker headlining UFC 215. Best she sticks to stuff she's good at. Like shopping at Warby Parker & picketing Chipotle. 'straight to A' isnt her thing.

    Date: 09/08/17 Views: 137,719 Category: Anal

  • Shit Just Got Real!

    Shit Just Got Real!

    Camgirl? Pro? More like Jennifer Lawrence 27 trips to Burning Man later. Whoever she is, I hope sacrificing complete control over her rectal muscles was worth the 50 tokens. Interesting approach to spearfishing seen @8:58.

    Date: 08/10/17 Views: 134,656 Category: Anal

  • CockBLOCKED

    CockBLOCKED

    Most erections flat line after being denied so aggressively, maybe translate into a domestic violence case or 3. Not this guy. He refuses to take no for an answer, and the result is more physical therapy than physical attraction.

    Date: 08/09/17 Views: 141,088 Category: Anal

  • A Girl With Standards

    A Girl With Standards

    This is classic. She literally goes from chowing down her own buttmud like a malnourished Nigerian, to straight up protesting a facial. Apparently the Woodman School of Rectology isn't as diverse as originally thought, HAHA.

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 156,414 Category: Anal

  • "I'm ready for ana...oh FUKKKK"

    "I'm ready for ana...oh FUKKKK"

    New Jersey: Some go to acquire a competitive STD. Others, to pound the Staten Island outta locals. He prefers to do both... probably. First he canes the brown growler, then he full-on parks it in her poop port. DELIGHTFUL

    Date: 07/20/17 Views: 180,852 Category: Anal

  • Wife Can't Escape!

    Wife Can't Escape!

    Russia: Some go for the stroganoff. Others go to stir up enough friction to earn a campfire badge. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Leninade, then he hits that dirty squirrel like life depends on it. A role model, if u will.

    Date: 07/12/17 Views: 203,277 Category: Anal

  • "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    This lady has a condition known as 'high maintenance'. It's what happens when dad stops loving you before you get into college, so you seek the refuge of alpha males that tenderize you like a $4.00 shank of London Broil.

    Date: 06/26/17 Views: 192,257 Category: Anal

  • Who Did it Better?

    Who Did it Better?

    Classic remake.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 135,515 Category: Anal

  • The New Face of Regret

    The New Face of Regret

    Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty damn quickly. Tipping point involves an ass to mouth audible plan B rejection after failing to fly the dick ship to Uranus.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 134,521 Category: Anal

  • Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Downside to MILFS having a mid-life crisis? Every time you try reliving her youth, the menopausal bitch fest comes roaring through. Then there's the other end of the spectrum: Mom's with foot-longs, but no time to use 'em.

    Date: 05/25/17 Views: 175,066 Category: Anal

  • Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Shame this girl doesn't make videos anymore. A damn crying shame. Never again will we see this level of excitement when it comes to colonizing the brown planet. Today's fap will be followed by a moment of silence. RIP.

    Date: 05/11/17 Views: 272,499 Category: Anal

  • 3 Stages of Painal

    3 Stages of Painal

    Lesson Learned: If dude isn't hung like a chinchilla, it may be best to steer him far away from the chocolate volcano. Last time I checked, girls in teh biz didn't have health plans that covered radical reconstructive surgery.

    Date: 05/06/17 Views: 151,617 Category: Anal

  • Wrecking a Russian

    Wrecking a Russian

    Really dig the pre-buttfuck VLOG. That's what porn is missing: A personal connection to the girl that's going to be in diapers before her 29th b-day.

    Date: 05/04/17 Views: 149,199 Category: Anal

  • "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards too. ah well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the menu, German girls are still bae.

    Date: 04/23/17 Views: 161,727 Category: Anal

  • When Moms Use TINDER

    When Moms Use TINDER

    Contrary to appearance, she didn't ask to speak to his manager after serving the Booty-O's. But her tolerance is spent faster than an Asian man's pension in a casino, so dont fret: theres plenty to keep ur corn doggy hard.

    Date: 04/10/17 Views: 166,840 Category: Anal

  • "i came three times"

    "i came three times"

    11:30 for something this guy hasnt heard since talking about yesterday's lunch trip to Wendy's. She may have the body of a disfigured cleaning lady, but both holes are tight & the mind is wide open. Good enuff for moi.

    Date: 03/29/17 Views: 181,785 Category: Anal

  • Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    There's a very delicate line between casual buttsex, and elbow-deep rusty starfish slaughter. Where that line lives, I don't know... but I can sure as fuck tell you this human blackhole crossed it at the 4:30 mark. GAG

    Date: 03/11/17 Views: 149,408 Category: Anal

  • 1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president, you can literally see fear in her eyes. Emphasis on the :24 sec mark with the introduction of a move I can only refer to as The Turkish Can Opener.

    Date: 03/01/17 Views: 148,261 Category: Anal

  • The Guillotine

    The Guillotine

    Nice tech, but not for beginners. Chances are your slim Jimmy will enter uncharted territories & come out looking like something from Creature from the Brown Lagoon. or Lionel Richie. Choose your own horror story.

    Date: 02/25/17 Views: 192,177 Category: Anal

  • Triple-D's at age 19

    Triple-D's at age 19

    I should warn you: Gravity has already won the war. I guess there's still life behind those nipples... but in 3 years TOPS, these things will have no use outside of being stunt doubles in the 3D reboot of Good Burger.

    Date: 02/20/17 Views: 261,374 Category: Anal

  • Calling an Audible

    Calling an Audible

    02:53 - "You can fuck the shit out of me now!"
    03:05 - [INSTANT REGRET]
    03:09 - " I WANT U 2 CUM"

    Date: 02/14/17 Views: 244,996 Category: Anal

  • Sodomy Sneak Attack

    Sodomy Sneak Attack

    A good boyfriend always greases the scud duck with essential oils from Jarkata prior to admittance. Then there's this alpha bastard... who treats his cock like a great white shark on feeding day. Way to kill the trend.

    Date: 01/09/17 Views: 204,043 Category: Anal

  • Purging a Persian

    Purging a Persian

    Olive oil hair gel, tit jewelry, all-gold-everything: You'd think a girl with this degree of stereotyping would like pain. TIP: She don't. teh dingdong hits her sphincter like a sac of Aladdin VHS tapes, then it's ADIOS DOLLARINOS.

    Date: 12/31/16 Views: 213,831 Category: Anal

  • FACT: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    FACT: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring cause she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: Grease keeps the peace. Member that, and you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 12/24/16 Views: 281,432 Category: Anal

  • When the Sodomy is Just Right

    When the Sodomy is Just Right

    Buttsex is buttsex, I don't discriminate. But I bet you 5 buckaroos that this scallywag had no idea there was an upside to it. I can literally see her slowly transforming from :| to :D with every uppercut to the pancreas.

    Date: 10/05/16 Views: 270,723 Category: Anal

  • "ooo that's amazing"

    "ooo that's amazing"

    Around 1:12 she drops that gem of a line. Listen lady: If you think struggling to catch your breath while a man plunders your shit basket for blood diamonds is amazing, I need to know how you celebrate Hanukkah.

    Date: 09/08/16 Views: 328,828 Category: Anal

  • "DON'T FUCK MY ASS!" (guess what he does)

    "DON'T FUCK MY ASS!" (guess what he does)

    From this angle it looks like dude is having sex with an eggplant. But after hearing this chunker bitch up more of a storm than a black woman getting short changed at Golden Corral, I have been convinced otherwise.

    Date: 07/15/16 Views: 290,940 Category: Anal

  • The Result of 10,000 Anal Partners

    The Result of 10,000 Anal Partners

    No pornstar name reflects the woman quite like Bonnie Rotten's. In less than 2 years time her asshole has seen so much abuse it's been reduced to a turkey wattle. And that's not even the most offensive part...

    Date: 05/22/16 Views: 245,540 Category: Anal

  • "HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

    "HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

    He bum rushes, she leaps away: a move this pro saw comin. He returns fire with a full-body thrust & hits the bottom of her gas tank. Reality sets in at 2:38 when she realizes she won the battle, but lost the war HAHA

    Date: 04/21/16 Views: 285,624 Category: Anal

  • Double Dippin'

    Double Dippin'

    Shit lady, as much as I loved your stunt double work in Hatchet, I could've lived without seeing you contract a case of vaginitis. Damn near inverted my piss weasel.

    Date: 03/30/16 Views: 170,701 Category: Anal