Don't let the plot line fool you. This goofball's bloodline persona is about as real as KFC's employee hand-washing policy. Such as illustrated after her 'brothers' attempt at fucking the hippie out of her. Possibly produced by the Coen family.
The only thing more concerning than the Party City cake decorations is the way this screwball is talking during this entire thing. Is homie narrating his own adventure or? Now that I think about it, this behavior has always been habitual.
Spoiler: It's not. I know Walmart elite when I see it, and there's no sign of velcro shoes anywhere in this video. Better acting than Megan Fox in Expend4bles tho.
Nope. Not even giving the participation trophy to the self-sustaining personal human centipede butthole hydration conveyor belt device being demonstrated at the 2:30 mark. It may have made the cut for this compilation... but at what cost?
What do we have here? Legit swing orgy content with real rookies? Gotta say I'm kinda shocked. Both at it's authenticity and knowing the flowbee is alive and well.
Stewart's contribution to black history month takes an immediate nose dive when he realizes not all fetishes are built the same, and going into this battle unarmed wasn't exactly the hypebeast move he originally thought it was haha. [source]
Short of being a petri dish for Moderna, idk what this behavior is good for. Never having the face-to-face embarrassment of power washing your partner? Caution to those considering signing up; Not all special teams plays are built the same.
Every time the drive-thru Starbucks groupies gets themselves into one of these Wayne's World extreme close ups, it makes me wonder how many lines of sweet Colombian jelly beans it took to get here. The answer is never what you expect.
That's definitely the couple from [CAMTASTROPHES 11] Funnily enough you can hear her babble on about protesting facial injustices at the 3:52 mark, and in this vid we can see why. Cletus' family farm clearly specializes in growing asparagus.
A comped hotel room in Vegas, and enough meat to keep the free buffet going for a week. I've done the math and have concluded: this could only end one way.
Downside to living with a depraved girl from Frogballs Arkansas? Every time you get half a hard-on, it's time to perform. But the produce is usually fresh so... win.
Honestly, I first thought the dude on set was Vitaly and we were finally about to get his moment of redemption. That was immediately followed by severe disappointment by the lack of Hagrid being tagged in for the crusty walrus.
The last clip in here is one wild ride. Imagine spending weeks convincing your corner store cam girl to accept the blindfolded handicap match, only to watch her get sidelined by a dude that gets cease and desist letters from John Carpenter.
