Blatant use of PAWGism, Nokia flip phone pixelation and enough BBC to demand a licensing fee in the United Kingdom. In other words; This video has more substance than my toilet after a vegan dinner special. Watch twice, take notes.
I went down the rabbit hole on this one. Her name is Emmanuelle London and her bolt-ons look like they need an oil change every 30,000 thrusts. #iminlove
So... this is how far we've come eh? Swapping wiener with your own bloodline, while a waterfall of strangers cheer you on with pocket change. Well shit ladies, I got $5 and a slightly used zesty ranch sauce packet if you can take this to level 2.
Unfuckinbelievable dimensions on some of these hog riders. Even pre-lockdown erections would be lined up around the block just to be in the same zip code as some of these high mileage spring loaded pudding hatches. A man needs names.
A public service announcement on the pros and cons of higher education. Some go on to a lucrative 9-5. Others are getting blacklisted from smut central. But all will have an abnormally intimate relationships with White Claw and Instagram.
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Her tit-to-face ratio is insane. Literally carved right out of the blueprint for "girls I would give up red meat just to be in the same room as one of her brappers after a solo speed run of Olive Garden's Tour of Italy". In other words; I fucks with it.
Pretty face. Clean skin. But what really activated my garbanzo bean is the length she's willing to go for the $20 bill in BuTTsniFFer69x's wallet. Take notes ladies: It's this kind of work ethic that makes you go from girlfriend to wife instantly.
Pretty hot TBH. I'd literally give up the last half of my Shake Shack Double Dip if she could teach my girlfriend how to do this without a handle of Smirnoff first.
Normally I'd prefer my meat beat content to have as little to do with Al Bundy as possible. But Daddy Cockblock going for the jugular was just too good to pass up.
What are the last 3 words you want to hear after getting naked in front of your crush? If you answered "is that helman's?"; you're wrong. But points will be added.
Tight ass. Spunky attitude. But what really winks my sphincter is her lack of understanding the difference between a Psychopath & Sociopath. Less Star Wars Episode 1 fashion sense, More practicing behind a Wendy's dumpster. k and thx.
Never underestimate a man's willingness to document his trophy case. You'll just end up scratching your head and crotch like you just left a Persian bachelor party.
