|
Sorry lady. It's gonna take more than a multi-colored haircut and heavy eye liner to counteract that jew beak and those fat rolls. I think you might find better acceptance among the juggalo crowd. lol.
Date August 30th, 2010
Views 48288 |
|
I'm sensing some serious negativtity with the look on this bitch's face. Maybe quitting your online classes at Devry university to become a full time whorebag wasn't all that good of an idea, eh lady?
Date August 19th, 2010
Views 54858 |
|
Orgasmic frenzy leaves this man moaning like a fatty with down syndrome. And speaking of fatties with down syndrome... check out the wench he's nailing. LOL.
Date August 7th, 2010
Views 65805 |
|
Sex usually comes to an end after the guy blows his load, but not when you're dating this greedy cunt. This poor bastard is forced to finish her off orally, creampie still intact!
Date May 25th, 2010
Views 92558 |
|
Three hits of crack cocaine with a side order of AIDS. Merry Christmas bitch.
Date December 17th, 2009
Views 120159 |
|
Not even in Asia, land of the bite size peckers, does his 6.2 inch ivory cock garner any significant attention. FAIL, cocksucker.
Date November 29th, 2009
Views 109220 |
|
The first 30 seconds are pretty hot. But then she stops resisting and thus my boner quickly deflated like Pam Anderson tits post Baywatch.
Date October 26th, 2009
Views 97834 |
|
Look familiar? Probably cause I already posted it on eFukt awhile back... but this is actually longer (10 minutes) and unedited. More douchebag = more lulz.
Date September 1st, 2009
Views 95752 |
|
But she doesn't get what she wants.
Date August 24th, 2009
Views 101338 |
|
Is there someone in the background slowly letting air out of a balloon? Skip to the middle and you'll share my curiosity.
Date July 21st, 2009
Views 96330 |
|
Incestuous dialogue and pseudo choke-outs? This couple's got it down and they're only 18. Keep up the good work Mathew... you little pipelayer you!
Date June 23rd, 2009
Views 102898 |
|
Oh cool, another way to pleasure a woman. Lemme get my notebook out! Just kidding. Pleasuring women is for pussies. Inducing pain and discomfort is where it's really at.
Date June 16th, 2009
Views 93047 |
|
Hashmir is curious to see just how many fingers he can fit up his girlfriend's seemingly tight pussy but his experiment comes to an early end after she starts screaming like a Mexican on the deportation bus. Should've busted out the WD-40 bro. Works every time.
Date April 6th, 2009
Views 100229 |
|
Why the frown Charlie Brown? Lemme guess - you were promised a Tempur-Pedic mattress with that sensational new memory foam, but they cheaped out and got a generic one instead? Yeah... I'd be pissed too.
Date March 31st, 2009
Views 99729 |
|
Really bad. I'd be willing to pay $45, plus a third of the traveling expenses. The offer is on the table. You know where to find me.
Date March 31st, 2009
Views 102932 |
|
I'm leaning towards plumpy on the left. Brown bag the face and stuff her cornhole like a thanksgiving turkey.
Date March 9th, 2009
Views 94394 |
|
Gilligan tries to get his whole hand up in her cheddar cheese taco but it ain't happening, which surprises me as such a task is usually elementary for a whore of her stature.
Date March 5th, 2009
Views 93054 |
|
Just a mere 30 seconds on the cock and she's already entering full on Michael J. Fox mode. If there was such a thing as a female premature ejaculator, this is it.
Date February 21st, 2009
Views 98361 |
|
I'd certainly fuck the soy sauce out of her ass, but the music in the background has to go. I'll only make whoopee to the sound of Toby Keith.
Date February 3rd, 2009
Views 96909 |
|
Does this look familiar? Morpheus/Limewire circa 1999? Backed then homemade porn was the most coveted material on the web, right next to horse porn. I must've rubbed a good 150 loads out to this video. Now it doesn't even make my pants wiggle. Oh how the times have changed.
Date January 12th, 2009
Views 95231 |
