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  • Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    I'll wager 5 rupees that this hooch had no clue she'd be in the danger zone today. You can literally pinpoint the moment of regret in her eyes. CLASSIC.

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 157,942 Category: Amateur

  • EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by'.

    Date: 07/19/17 Views: 237,980 Category: Amateur

  • "You can do ANYTHING you want to me"

    "You can do ANYTHING you want to me"

    Joe Blow blocks all action with his repulsive unglazed donut, but with a file name like 'AnalDislike.flv' I can assure you an unstable amount of jealousy will result by watching it. Not floating your goat? Indulge in THIS instead.

    Date: 07/05/17 Views: 144,440 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    Ever see the movie The Cable Guy'? Me neither, but if they wanted to make a porn spinoff with a heterosexual storyline... this would probably be it.

    Date: 06/25/17 Views: 219,772 Category: Amateur

  • Stopped in Her Tracks

    Stopped in Her Tracks

    No lies: This video sucks. Except the 4 secs between 4:12-4:16 when it looks like every bad life decision and this morning's Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl came back to haunt her at the same time. She freezes, I nut, you bookmark.

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 135,927 Category: Amateur

  • Still Learning?

    Still Learning?

    Never seen a guy struggle to have sexual intercourse so confidently before. Its as if his portfolio of previous partners includes Pringles cans & Bill Cosby.

    Date: 06/06/17 Views: 127,141 Category: Amateur

  • Autistic Loses His Virginity

    Autistic Loses His Virginity

    Mental disorders pardon all: test scores, bad hygiene, Kathy Griffin. But hes got chromosomes like Tiger Woods has hangovers & I dont know to laugh, or press charges for stealing my patented 'no-handed buzzsaw' seen @18:48

    Date: 06/01/17 Views: 147,967 Category: Amateur

  • Guess the Drug

    Guess the Drug

    And our official comment of the day goes to: "When she moves slightly to the side and you accidentally nut to Paul Blart" - Memeking6969

    Date: 05/28/17 Views: 153,717 Category: Amateur

  • TBT: Roommate Wants to Watch

    TBT: Roommate Wants to Watch

    Reminds me of the time I finally gamed that redhead at Baskin Robbins with the clubbed foot, and miscalculated my mother's arrival time. Not since Forest Gump, have I seen someone with a disability run so damn fast.

    Date: 05/18/17 Views: 163,421 Category: Amateur

  • TOO BIG, NOT READY!

    TOO BIG, NOT READY!

    Homeboy gets the invite to ride the vein train to Epiglottis Avenue on a girl that has a smaller esophagus than Tyrion Lannister. He approaches the same way I do to 5PM traffic: Ram foward, and ignore the cries for help.

    Date: 05/01/17 Views: 159,219 Category: Amateur

  • It's an Emotional Subject

    It's an Emotional Subject

    Certainly no Scarlett Johnanson. But what she lacks in beauty and natural born talent, she makes up for in... well... jack shit. Girl is useless. Bitch acts like she's being forced to watch Amy Schumer do standup at gunpoint.

    Date: 04/26/17 Views: 167,325 Category: Amateur

  • "You're not done yet!"

    "You're not done yet!"

    LIFE LESSON #182: If branches of your family tree intersect, keep teh sex at home & off cam. Facebook friends are temporary. A war-torn face is foreva.

    Date: 04/22/17 Views: 149,897 Category: Amateur

  • Watch this one until the end

    Watch this one until the end

    After 12+ mins of stuffing the muffin, she starts crying about the finale. Equally as entertaining are her facial expressions and choice of vocabulary... with hits likes 'do i have to taste it?' and my personal fave: 'ghrghaghbokad'.

    Date: 04/17/17 Views: 128,901 Category: Amateur

  • Intro to Double Penetration

    Intro to Double Penetration

    Damn, she's bangin. So bangin I'd give up my limited edition Taylor Swift coffee enema system just to have a lick of her waistline after a 5K. Feel free to redden those cheeks bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.

    Date: 03/13/17 Views: 254,864 Category: Amateur

  • 18-years-old and Gifted

    18-years-old and Gifted

    Flattery may not be my strong point, but I gotta say: chick is bangin yo. I'd gladly chew Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Ninja Turtles Edition out of Usain Bolts post-200 meter relay asshole just for a chance to hold her hand.

    Date: 02/22/17 Views: 192,495 Category: Amateur

  • Hollow Man Strikes Again

    Hollow Man Strikes Again

    Infuckincredible. I bet youd slurp the corned beef hash from her Irish shithole, just to be in the same room as those vitamin-loaded honeydews. I'd even offer a swipe of my coveted Subway loyalty card just for a peek.

    Date: 02/13/17 Views: 183,669 Category: Amateur

  • Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    And by gangbang I mean 1 sexually inept man losing his virginity while Oscar De Lahoya's 2 cousins spectate. Only thing missing is a Mariachi band and one token black guy repeatedly screaming "wurlstar". (RIP Q)

    Date: 01/28/17 Views: 244,075 Category: Amateur

  • 2 Drunk 2 Fuck

    2 Drunk 2 Fuck

    ...and by 'drunk' I mean one socially-deficient girl losing all vertical ability after hammering down 1.5 Coronas. The only thing missing is the token fat friend trying to drag her out, and someone screaming 'Y0 WURLSTAR'.

    Date: 12/02/16 Views: 229,853 Category: Amateur

  • TOUGH(ER) LOVE

    TOUGH(ER) LOVE

    Translation for the visually and hearing impaired:
    HER: is dis gonna hurt?
    HIM: epictrollface.jpg (1:28)
    HER: HEUURGGHEGGHGR

    Date: 11/10/16 Views: 273,951 Category: Amateur

  • World's Realest Sex Tape

    World's Realest Sex Tape

    Self-proclaimed thick whisperer and hustler of da hood, Tyrone Brown goes to pound-town on a token BBW-in training with commentary the likes you've never heard outside of an episode of Maury Povich. Just listen.

    Date: 11/03/16 Views: 202,359 Category: Amateur

  • but dats illegal

    but dats illegal

    Ever wonder how these overachiever college students take 73 credits while pulling double shifts at Cracker Barrel? Spoiler: They all do drugs. Usually followed by casual humping. Cocaine + TINDER = this 4.0 GPA'r.

    Date: 10/21/16 Views: 187,750 Category: Amateur

  • Legally, She's a Midget

    Legally, She's a Midget

    There's a pretty thin line between 'i only date guys taller than me', and being sodomized by the Jolly Green Giant. Where that line actually is... I don't know. But I can tell you Petra Dinklage over here just crossed it.

    Date: 10/13/16 Views: 205,489 Category: Amateur

  • Housekeeping Surprise

    Housekeeping Surprise

    Stalk her HERE
    Buy her videos HERE
    Get a restraining order HERE

    Date: 09/03/16 Views: 215,908 Category: Amateur

  • The HARD Way

    The HARD Way

    This girl's resilience is certifiably insane. Submissive, low-maintenance personality too. I want to hug her. I want to punch her. I want to spoon all 74 zesty flavors of Ben & Jerry's out of her asshole. In that order.

    Date: 08/21/16 Views: 220,209 Category: Amateur

  • "Oops! Sorry I fucked your girlfriend"

    "Oops! Sorry I fucked your girlfriend"

    Who does this prick think he is? The Batman of social justice? This is y I make an effort not to wipe prior to sexual contact. Surprise me with a camera and all you'll get is 2 cheeks full of gramma's ole fashioned custard.

    Date: 08/02/16 Views: 279,156 Category: Amateur

  • He Has No Idea What He's Doing

    He Has No Idea What He's Doing

    He's got a unique look. Could almost pass for a greeter at an Aspergers-only Hollister. But the compliments end there, cause this being online only sunk his stock faster than Brexit. I can smell the suicide note from here.

    Date: 06/25/16 Views: 191,010 Category: Amateur

  • Wrong Hole, Wrong Fetish

    Wrong Hole, Wrong Fetish

    The face of a virgin paired with a twat that's seen the blunt end of a piranha. Sorry lady, but if you expect me to believe this fantasy, you're gonna have to pick yourself up a sewing kit and get to work. Immediately.

    Date: 06/10/16 Views: 187,840 Category: Amateur

  • How to Train Your Girlfriend 101

    How to Train Your Girlfriend 101

    a.k.a small penis compensation. It happens when homebois packing less meat than a vegetarian cafe get discouraged by their girl's lack of excitement. Sounding like the immigrant from That 70's Show is optional.

    Date: 05/19/16 Views: 199,517 Category: Amateur

  • Every. Damn. Time.

    Every. Damn. Time.

    Some will click this and see a beautiful human being. Others will bathe their routers in bleach and set a hard drive on fire. But me? All I see is the only movie star that can give herself 3 thumbs up. Call me Mr. Positive.

    Date: 04/20/16 Views: 181,462 Category: Amateur

  • And you can't teach that

    And you can't teach that

    Maybe you've already seen this. Anything teacher-sex related spreads around the Internet faster than ranch dressing at a feminst rally. Just don't be bamboozled by the reasonably-priced outfit. This educator is DTF4LYF.

    Date: 04/08/16 Views: 282,519 Category: Amateur