Amateur

  • Fucking a Sociopath

    Fucking a Sociopath

    Bangin is bangin: I don't discriminate. But I bet you $3 buckaroonies and half of this Barbacoa Butt Burrito she had no idea any of this could be pleasurable. You can literally see her transform from :( to :| with every uppercut to the uterus.

    Date: 11/01/18 Views: 162,512 Category: Amateur

  • First Time and Last Time

    First Time and Last Time

    Flattery is not exactly my strong point, but I gotta say: chick is bangin' yo. I'd gladly chew Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Ninja Turtles Edition out of Usain Bolts post-200 meter relay asshole just for a chance to hold her hand at KFC.

    Date: 10/12/18 Views: 188,162 Category: Amateur

  • LIFE = OVER

    LIFE = OVER

    Date: 09/01/18 Views: 287,600 Category: Amateur

  • WE GOT A KEEPER!

    WE GOT A KEEPER!

    Today we learn three crucial things, so grab your colored pencils and pay attention: #1: Voyeurism is alive and well #2: Sexual misconduct is always negotiable. And #3: Lifetime bans from Macy's aren't a big deal. Lets get it.

    Date: 08/13/18 Views: 166,920 Category: Amateur

  • Friends Sodomize Tinder Date

    Friends Sodomize Tinder Date

    Hey, no one said you had to like it Becky. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on those kneecaps and think about all the McChickens you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of my weekdays.

    Date: 07/31/18 Views: 180,683 Category: Amateur

  • L E A K E D

    L E A K E D

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 07/22/18 Views: 263,926 Category: Amateur

  • How to Seduce a Woman

    How to Seduce a Woman

    MSA

    Date: 05/12/18 Views: 181,461 Category: Amateur

  • The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

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    Date: 03/14/18 Views: 274,683 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Guy Rents Out Girlfriend

    REAL: Guy Rents Out Girlfriend

    He watches commands his S/O to chew, lick and gobble her way to next month's utility bill payment. Good call on filming too. Maybe for your next exploit you can use said video to negotiate your way to a free super-size?

    Date: 01/21/18 Views: 231,281 Category: Amateur

  • Perfect 100

    Perfect 100

    To my ever growing .08% female viewership: put on your monocle and break out notepad.exe. This right here is what a REAL woman looks like. Ultra-stacked, sub-120 lbs and master of the lazy handy. #marrymetoday

    Date: 01/01/18 Views: 230,885 Category: Amateur

  • The ole' Switcharoo

    The ole' Switcharoo

    This trashbag's got a plan that guarantees airtime on Maury Povich. She times it just right so when it's time to spread the marmalade, dude has no choice but to shoot below the waist. My cousin Vinny calls that entrapment.

    Date: 12/02/17 Views: 330,121 Category: Amateur

  • Snug as a Bug II

    Snug as a Bug II

    This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burn.

    Date: 11/25/17 Views: 234,548 Category: Amateur

  • The Legend of Buenos Aires

    The Legend of Buenos Aires

    Everybody has a gift. His is convincing solid 7's to double up on his bald headed field mouse while simultaneously crossing sexual orientation lines. A beautiful moment before being dropkicked back to the strawberry fields.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 190,246 Category: Amateur

  • MASTER of Her Craft

    MASTER of Her Craft

    Face of a succubus and she knows her way around a gopher hole. Rarely do I admit this, but this chicky is 1 enema away from a Chipotle burrito bowl on my dime. Unfortunately, my desert rose isn't bloomed enough for her taste.

    Date: 10/06/17 Views: 153,720 Category: Amateur

  • Unwanted Spectator!

    Unwanted Spectator!

    Before today I was absolutely certain of two critical things: 1: Blondes are inherently on the spectrum for autism. And 2: Cats are born assholes. Looks like my opinions have officially been reinforced. See her live HERE

    Date: 09/30/17 Views: 187,548 Category: Amateur

  • Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    I'll wager 5 rupees that this hooch had no clue she'd be in the danger zone today. You can literally pinpoint the moment of regret in her eyes. CLASSIC.

    Date: 07/31/17 Views: 225,573 Category: Amateur

  • "You can do ANYTHING you want to me"

    "You can do ANYTHING you want to me"

    Joe Blow blocks all action with his repulsive unglazed donut, but with a file name like 'AnalDislike.flv' I can assure you an unstable amount of jealousy will result by watching it. Not floating your goat? Indulge in THIS instead.

    Date: 07/05/17 Views: 218,167 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    Ever see the movie The Cable Guy'? Me neither, but if they wanted to make a porn spinoff with a heterosexual storyline... this would probably be it.

    Date: 06/25/17 Views: 290,709 Category: Amateur

  • TBT: Roommate Wants to Watch

    TBT: Roommate Wants to Watch

    Reminds me of the time I finally gamed that redhead at Baskin Robbins with the clubbed foot, and miscalculated my mother's arrival time. Not since Forest Gump, have I seen someone with a disability run so damn fast.

    Date: 05/18/17 Views: 216,793 Category: Amateur

  • It's an Emotional Subject

    It's an Emotional Subject

    Certainly no Scarlett Johnanson. But what she lacks in beauty and natural born talent, she makes up for in... well... jack shit. Girl is useless. Bitch acts like she's being forced to watch Amy Schumer do standup at gunpoint.

    Date: 04/26/17 Views: 206,096 Category: Amateur

  • Watch this one until the end

    Watch this one until the end

    After 12+ mins of stuffing the muffin, she starts crying about the finale. Equally as entertaining are her facial expressions and choice of vocabulary... with hits likes 'do i have to taste it?' and my personal fave: 'ghrghaghbokad'.

    Date: 04/17/17 Views: 150,788 Category: Amateur

  • Intro to Double Penetration

    Intro to Double Penetration

    Damn, she's bangin. So bangin I'd give up my limited edition Taylor Swift coffee enema system just to have a lick of her waistline after a 5K Marthon. Feel free to redden those cheeks bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.

    Date: 03/13/17 Views: 285,502 Category: Amateur

  • Hollow Man Strikes Again

    Hollow Man Strikes Again

    Infuckincredible. I bet youd slurp the corned beef hash from her Irish shithole, just to be in the same room as those vitamin-loaded honeydews. I'd even offer a swipe of my coveted Subway loyalty card just for a peek.

    Date: 02/13/17 Views: 202,160 Category: Amateur

  • Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    And by gangbang I mean 1 sexually inept man losing his virginity while Oscar De Lahoya's 2 cousins spectate. Only thing missing is a Mariachi band and one token black guy repeatedly screaming "wurlstar". (RIP Q)

    Date: 01/28/17 Views: 273,293 Category: Amateur

  • World's Realest Sex Tape

    World's Realest Sex Tape

    Self-proclaimed thick whisperer and hustler of da hood, Tyrone Brown goes to pound-town on a token BBW-in training with commentary the likes you've never heard outside of an episode of Maury Povich. Just listen.

    Date: 11/03/16 Views: 221,592 Category: Amateur

  • Housekeeping Surprise

    Housekeeping Surprise

    Stalk her HERE
    Buy her videos HERE
    Get a restraining order HERE

    Date: 09/03/16 Views: 230,012 Category: Amateur

  • The HARD Way

    The HARD Way

    This girl's resilience is certifiably insane. Submissive, low-maintenance personality too. I want to hug her. I want to punch her. I want to spoon all 74 zesty flavors of Ben & Jerry's out of her asshole. In that order.

    Date: 08/21/16 Views: 235,702 Category: Amateur

  • He Has No Idea What He's Doing

    He Has No Idea What He's Doing

    He's got a unique look. Could almost pass for a greeter at an Aspergers-only Hollister. But the compliments end there, cause this being online only sunk his stock faster than Brexit. I can smell the suicide note from here.

    Date: 06/25/16 Views: 205,428 Category: Amateur

  • Wrong Hole, Wrong Fetish

    Wrong Hole, Wrong Fetish

    The face of a virgin paired with a twat that's seen the blunt end of a piranha. Sorry lady, but if you expect me to believe this fantasy, you're gonna have to pick yourself up a sewing kit and get to work. Immediately.

    Date: 06/10/16 Views: 200,329 Category: Amateur

  • Every. Damn. Time.

    Every. Damn. Time.

    Some will click this and see a beautiful human being. Others will bathe their routers in bleach and set a hard drive on fire. But me? All I see is the only movie star that can give herself 3 thumbs up. Call me Mr. Positive.

    Date: 04/20/16 Views: 191,193 Category: Amateur