Oscar Delamos - loving husband, father of 20, and official badboy of Best Western's security/janitorial department. Dude straight swaps free rooms in exchange for crackwhore pussy.
Date November 9th, 2011 Views 123558
Perhaps "ruined" is the wrong word, as it's suggestive that being straddled by 200 pound African American crackwhore could actually get worse. It cant. Trust me. I've been to IHOP on a Saturday night.
Date October 28th, 2011 Views 57835
Inebriated skank giving an unwanted strip show gets knocked flat on her ass by the fine civil servants of Poland. Sorry fatty, Ordinance 245-B33 specifically prohibits sea elephants from dancing like Madonna.
Date October 14th, 2011 Views 55411
This neurotic, cone-titted whore used to be quite the celebrity on MFC... up until she was banned 2 months ago for doing the exact type of shit you're going to do see in this video.
Date October 8th, 2011 Views 133724
She literally cant walk more than 10 feet without having to stop, bend over and pry open her crusty gash for all midday traffic to see. It's a condition. Us folks in the medical community call it Whorosis.
Date October 4th, 2011 Views 46683
What a scumbag. Trying to pass his seminal fluid off as SPF 30 sunblock? and glazing sexy sunbathers in it under the guise that he's trying to prevent skin cancer? Castrate this motherfucker. He stole my idea.
Date September 30th, 2011 Views 90029
Dude puts up ads on craigslist posing as a nudist in need of a housekeeper. He then sets up interviews with potential candidates but really it's all a ploy for him to show off his insignificant cock. Just watch the end.
Date September 13th, 2011 Views 96419
Remember THIS GUY? He's back for round dos. Not sure why he longs for the approval of random black chicks. His cock is a caterpillar compared to the dongs these bitches are accustomed to. Give it Uncle Fester.
Date July 27th, 2011 Views 130326
MEN: put on your Ushanka + premium denim, hop on the nearest train, subtly unzip your pants and bust out the war horse. WOMEN: see something you like? tap twice on his cock and prepare to exchange digits.
Date July 13th, 2011 Views 131125
Sub-300 pounds and a patron of Walmart? I suppose there's a first time for everything. Not too cool how she sticks various merchanidse up her tuna hole. No bottle of shampoo deserves that kind of mistreatment.
Date July 11th, 2011 Views 114802
You know it's a bad sign when the closest thing to a women at a nude beach is a fucking preop tranny... and a beastly one at that. If youre gonna dabble in faggotry, at least have some class and grab a ladyboy.
Date July 7th, 2011 Views 79995
Symptom #76 that you're a full fledged slut: you spot a creepy naked man hanging out on the sidewalk with a rock hard boner and rather than calling 911, you grope his genitlia and take photos for Facebook.
Date June 20th, 2011 Views 84919
Double Your Dating by David DeAnglo. Buy a copy. Cause your current approach of stalking hot chicks in the forest and then spewing cum in front of em isnt really panning out.
Date June 12th, 2011 Views 76674
Congratulations dinky dick. You've mastered the art of defacing windows belonging to dental clinics. Now I want you to think long and hard about the migrant workers that get paid in Chalupas to clean that shit up. Cesar Chavez does not approve.
Date May 13th, 2011 Views 100051
In the 2 minutes you will spend watching this video you will see A.) The Soloist receive a rimjob B.) no less than 3 bystanders contracting HIV and C.) a Chinese neighbor working feverishly to ignore it all.
Date May 9th, 2011 Views 75440
The unwritten rules of a nude beach: a.) see with your eyes, not your hands b.) travel in packs, you'll feel like less of a douchebag and c.) always bury your jizz. Common courtesy bro.
Date May 5th, 2011 Views 112848
I've seen this turd in a few vids now. Same shit every time. He poses as a potential customer.. but in reality.. he's just buying some time to beat off and talk dirty with a member of the opposite sex. Ballin on a budget.
Date April 1st, 2011 Views 76455
Five bucks says she took that photo directly to the police. Either that or she went home and rubbed one out.. but I rather not put too much thought into that. Imagining sexual scenarios involving fat people is counterproductive.
Date March 19th, 2011 Views 76193
Old hag flashes her gash at the wrong motorist.. cause this sleazy fuck wants more than just a peek at her withered old clam. Kinda reminds me of that shitty Paul Walker movie. My point exactly.
Date January 5th, 2011 Views 101394