How/Why semi-concious females go on the hunt for ding dongs that can literally rearrange their organs is beyond my knowledge. Clearly Arya Fae's parents didn't raise no bitch. Now... call Shaquille o'Neal and lets finish this snuff film right.
damn son, check out the dimensions on him. You may have a confusing dream or 2 about being bludgeoned to death by it. Big emphasis on death. The graveyard would be a guarantee if you were to sword fight Captain Black Sparrow over here.
Not since the porn renaissance of the 1990's have I seen an incest video with such curiously high realism value. I dig it man. A lot. It has integrity. Know who doesn't have integrity? THESE FUCKS. Nuke them, fap to this.
You can go ahead and brag about your 13 pounds of lethal force all you want. If you're not using it to turn white vagina into a bowl of Bob Evans Mashed Potatoes, it's about as useful as an eye test is to this girl.
If pornography has taught me anything, it's middle-aged women genuinely love genitalia that is commonly mistaken for mining equipment. Except this one. Clearly we're dealing with a special kind of snowflake feminist here.
[tip: look in the second row for link] Kinda counterproductive to be hung like a zoo animal, yet never able to find a girl that can handle 50% of your moose leg. Perhaps it's that time to trade Tinder for farmersonly.com?
Refreshing to see tourism is still booming for our brothers below the equator. Now lets go ahead and get these gentleman under contract for the Ghostbusters reboot. I'm seeing 103 inches of Oscar winners here.
Gut instinct tells me that thing is about as real as Papa John's promise to not give you diarrhea. The penis large enough to need it's own pair of Air Jordans may be bogus, but the guy being virtually cucked by it isn't HAHA
Becky gets the frappuccinos fucked out of her, generating one throbbing orgasm after another. I'm guessing the end result isn't too aesthetically pleasing. An hour of this is how things end up on the Arby's value menu.
How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon weighs more than her entire body" ? Sixty four. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. UNTIL NOW.
This is ridiculous. Not lol-ridiculous like a chunk of society identifying as non-binary lesbian attack helicopters. She has zero reaction to being gutted like a sturgeon, and I keep waiting for David Attenborough's explanation.
Meet your new idol. Probably seen more STD's than a Sudanese prostitute on holiday, and yet still manages to slay pussy with ease. Don't be fooled by the bend in his waffle dolphin: That's The Tickler, and the hired help LOVE it.
Son of a bitch has a kielbasa the size of my forearm. He should spend less time penetrating, and more time dominating. I'm talking blunt force trauma, BLM style. It would triple the entertainment value of the movement.
A democratic acquaintance at Chipotle has long told me African American men and white cops simply don't get along. After seeing Tyrone Kobe Jermaine Javarie get bullied into BBW twat, I understand why.
I've never seen this chick cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after seeing this, I'm not so sure.
You ever actually make it to the end of Alien 3 and see the stomach-bursting scene? Me neither. But if they ever made an XXX spinoff with a black gentleman hung like Samuel L. Jackson, it might look something like this.
Who the fuck did evolution have in mind when it gifted this vagrant the dimensions of a pool cue? I don't know, but it probably needs more than 3-pack of Colt 45 and beagle ears for tits to take him on @ full power.
Personal gifts are a welcomed sight on Inhumanity, but this particular plug isn't about the ham flaps. It's about capacity. Her wizard sleeve goes deeper than Inception fan fiction, and you can officially color me IMPRESSED.
Every good movie deserves a sequel, and many moons ago we discovered a girl that has less tolerance for raw beef products than a level 5 vegan. Probably all an act, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth the followup.