Big Dicks

  • You Can't Break Her

    You Can't Break Her

    How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon weighs more than her entire body" ? Sixty four. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. UNTIL NOW.

    Date: 08/15/17 Views: 47,497 Category: Big Dicks

  • The Colossus

    The Colossus

    FUCK.

    Date: 07/11/17 Views: 131,609 Category: Big Dicks

  • The REAL Refugee Crisis

    The REAL Refugee Crisis

    Not 1, but a ménage à trois of Harambe dicks go into attack formation, and she couldn't give less than a shit. srsly, I've seen more concern in a Walmart service line than this war-torn slut has for the function of her cornhole.

    Date: 06/14/17 Views: 141,434 Category: Big Dicks

  • Kidney Damage CONFIRMED

    Kidney Damage CONFIRMED

    Early-model pornstar, and anal apprenticeship not required. Just find an open-minded member of a local sanctuary city, lure him in with promises of kentucky fried gift cards and let the surgical repair of vital organs begin.

    Date: 05/26/17 Views: 130,066 Category: Big Dicks

  • Legit 13-Incher

    Legit 13-Incher

    This is ridiculous. Not lol-ridiculous like a chunk of society identifying as non-binary lesbian attack helicopters. She has zero reaction to being gutted like a sturgeon, and I keep waiting for David Attenborough's explanation.

    Date: 05/20/17 Views: 126,752 Category: Big Dicks

  • "I AM THE ALPHA MALE"

    "I AM THE ALPHA MALE"

    Parts: [2], [3], [4], [5]

    Date: 05/07/17 Views: 193,605 Category: Big Dicks

  • Monster in My Pocket

    Monster in My Pocket

    Meet your new idol. Probably seen more STD's than a Sudanese prostitute, and still manages to slay pussy with ease. Don't be fooled by the bend in his waffle dolphin: That's The Tickler, and the hired help LOVE it.

    Date: 04/14/17 Views: 162,824 Category: Big Dicks

  • BBC vs. Honor Student

    BBC vs. Honor Student

    Ever seen a girl question the elasticity of her vagina, and future as a NASA engineer at the same time? Good. Now we have two things in common.

    Date: 04/09/17 Views: 334,630 Category: Big Dicks

  • RARE: 9-Incher Actually Makes Girl Cum

    RARE: 9-Incher Actually Makes Girl Cum

    Don't be fooled, this T.J. Maxx shopper has the rectal capacity of a warship. As proven after doing the unthinkable: Reaching legit climax with nearly a foot-long's worth of Traverious Jones crammed up her choco hotpocket.

    Date: 04/05/17 Views: 188,387 Category: Big Dicks

  • Bigger Than She Thought

    Bigger Than She Thought

    Who? Alina West. The only pornstar I remember by name. Why? Cute, low-maintenance, & if you uppercut her cervix just right, she develops a speech impediment like Stan's twat of a sister on South Park. #FAPGASM.

    Date: 03/26/17 Views: 215,930 Category: Big Dicks

  • First BBC, LAST BBC

    First BBC, LAST BBC

    She literally can't stick to a consistent emotion for more than 2 seconds before turning 180° and going the opposite way. It's a serious condition. Us folks in the pharmaceutical industry call it Hyper Bipolar Cuntiosis.

    Date: 03/10/17 Views: 175,551 Category: Big Dicks

  • UNDERPREPARED

    UNDERPREPARED

    Looks pretty predictable to me. She's got the tolerance of 1 ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Uncertainty & swelling should be expected.

    Date: 02/18/17 Views: 235,182 Category: Big Dicks

  • The Horse Whisperer

    The Horse Whisperer

    If proportions at all play a role in judging a girl's personality, I'd guesstimate this little wonton is floating between Emma Watson and Robert Downy Jr. And yet she handles the pipe like her name is Luigi. #RESPEKT

    Date: 01/26/17 Views: 240,218 Category: Big Dicks

  • Hollowed Out by 11 Incher

    Hollowed Out by 11 Incher

    His penis has the dimensions of a cement shovel. READ: NOT something you want to go balls-deep on. This isn't porn. It's an alternative to renting out storage units.

    Date: 01/20/17 Views: 224,390 Category: Big Dicks

  • 50% Horse

    50% Horse

    Son of a bitch has a kielbasa the size of my forearm. He should spend less time penetrating, and more time dominating. I'm talking blunt force trauma, BLM style. It would triple the entertainment value of the movement.

    Date: 12/22/16 Views: 256,421 Category: Big Dicks

  • AM I BEING DETAINED?

    AM I BEING DETAINED?

    A democratic acquaintance at Chipotle has long told me African American men and white cops simply don't get along. After seeing Tyrone Kobe Jermaine Javarie get bullied into BBW twat, I understand why.

    Date: 10/27/16 Views: 318,951 Category: Big Dicks

  • "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    There's 2 pleasures I will never get to enjoy in life. Both include using my genitals as a wrecking ball, but only one involves this gelatinous creature.

    Date: 09/19/16 Views: 330,932 Category: Big Dicks

  • 50% Sexual, 90% Homicide

    50% Sexual, 90% Homicide

    Homie tried suffocating his side piece with 2lbs of negro boner but she ain't having it. His approach may be top shelf, but this is the esophagus of a true alpha female. Not even the ole Steven Segal throat hug can stop her

    Date: 08/25/16 Views: 276,077 Category: Big Dicks

  • I'm sorry my 14 inch penis hurt you

    I'm sorry my 14 inch penis hurt you

    I've never seen this chick cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after seeing this, I'm not so sure.

    Date: 08/13/16 Views: 246,551 Category: Big Dicks

  • Can't Even Get Past the Head

    Can't Even Get Past the Head

    Who the fuck did evolution have in mind when it gifted this vagrant the dimensions of a pool cue? I don't know, but it probably needs more than 3-pack of Colt 45 and beagle ears for tits to take him on @ full power.

    Date: 05/29/16 Views: 312,646 Category: Big Dicks

  • Her Vagina is Basically Ruined

    Her Vagina is Basically Ruined

    Not sure who's to blame here. Her whoreass for wearing that 'Joe Pesci in Home Alone hat', or the director that should've had the foresight to realize her twat would qualify as subsidized section-8 housing after this scene

    Date: 05/07/16 Views: 352,866 Category: Big Dicks

  • #BIGDICKPROBLEMS

    #BIGDICKPROBLEMS

    HIM: Hung like Clydesdale
    HER: Can't make it past the glans
    A situation all but guaranteed to result in rearranged fallopian tubes. Maybe a domestic violence case too.

    Date: 04/04/16 Views: 331,805 Category: Big Dicks

  • The Crippler

    The Crippler

    Personal gifts are a welcomed sight on Inhumanity, but this particular plug isn't about the ham flaps. It's about capacity. Her wizard sleeve goes deeper than Inception fan fiction, and you can officially color me IMPRESSED.

    Date: 02/20/16 Views: 409,408 Category: Big Dicks

  • CLASSIC: 17 INCH COCK = PARALYZER

    CLASSIC: 17 INCH COCK = PARALYZER

    I've never seen this chick cave before, no matter how big the wang. It's as if her vaginal crevice is made of Pyrex, and more bullet proof than Mick Jagger's nervous system. But after watching this display, Im not so sure.

    Date: 02/12/16 Views: 268,445 Category: Big Dicks

  • She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises II

    She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises II

    Every good movie deserves a sequel, and many moons ago we discovered a girl that has less tolerance for raw beef products than a level 5 vegan. Probably all an act, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth the followup.

    Date: 11/25/15 Views: 212,936 Category: Big Dicks

  • JUST THE TIP

    JUST THE TIP

    Sum bitch is hanging longer than Sarah Jessica Parker's face. He should spend less time being rimmed by Sailor Moon and more time inflicting blunt force trauma on the rectums of America's finest backpage.com users. 4realz

    Date: 10/20/15 Views: 308,910 Category: Big Dicks

  • The Tummy Tickler

    The Tummy Tickler

    Meet Summer. Seen porn more than once? Then you already know her. This is the Betamax of big cock vids. What you don't know is the man behind it. John D aka guy who dethroned Tony Little on my list of heroes. RIP.

    Date: 09/06/15 Views: 200,194 Category: Big Dicks

  • DOES IT FIT? (YES)

    DOES IT FIT? (YES)

    Symptom #23 that you live in a trailer park: you're face-to-head with 9 1/2 inches of Nigeria's finest and rather than redirecting said erection to a more suitable orifice, you eat that shit up like a 2 for 1 RC Cola sale.

    Date: 08/31/15 Views: 204,382 Category: Big Dicks

  • Your Penis Shouldn't do That

    Your Penis Shouldn't do That

    5:35 is the mark. He starts off strong, only to have his erection look like something off the Wienerschnitzel menu. And yet he presses on, braving the vagina that literally turned his cocoa puff into the number seven.

    Date: 07/27/15 Views: 195,952 Category: Big Dicks

  • His Father Was Part Horse

    His Father Was Part Horse

    Pegleg McGreggor is packing enough meat to start a slaughterhouse. Naturally his first course of action is to find the nearest Asian female and attempt snicker bar seppuku. Me thinks he was responsible for this as well.

    Date: 07/12/15 Views: 243,817 Category: Big Dicks