She literally can't stick to a consistent emotion for more than 2 seconds before turning 180° and going the opposite way. It's a serious condition. Us folks in the pharmaceutical industry call it Hyper Bipolar Cuntiosis.
Looks pretty predictable to me. She's got the tolerance of 1 ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Uncertainty & swollen lymph nodes should be expected.
If proportions at all play a role in judging a girl's personality, I'd guesstimate this little wonton is floating between Emma Watson and Robert Downy Jr. And yet she handles the pipe like her name is Luigi. #RESPEKT
His penis has the dimensions of a cement shovel. READ: NOT something you want to go balls-deep on. This isn't porn. It's an alternative to renting out storage units.
Son of a bitch has a kielbasa the size of my forearm. He should spend less time penetrating, and more time dominating. I'm talking blunt force trauma, BLM style. It would triple the entertainment value of the movement.
A democratic acquaintance at Chipotle has long told me African American men and white cops simply don't get along. After seeing Tyrone Kobe Jermaine Javarie get bullied into BBW twat, I finally begin to understand why
Homie tried suffocating his side piece with 2lbs of negro boner but she ain't having it. His approach may be top shelf, but this is the esophagus of a true alpha female. Not even the ole Steven Segal throat hug can stop her
I've never seen this chick cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after seeing this, I'm not so sure.
You ever actually make it to the end of Alien 3 and see the stomach-bursting scene? Me neither. But if they ever made an XXX spinoff with a black gentleman hung like Samuel L. Jackson, it might look something like this.
Who the fuck did evolution have in mind when it gifted this vagrant the dimensions of a pool cue? I don't know, but it probably needs more than 3-pack of Colt 45 and beagle ears for tits to take him on @ full power.
Meet Yuki: FetLife member, and Female Gender Studies enthusiast. She's not the type to shy away from one night stands or secondhand tampons... but today that carefree attitude is about to get Bill fuckin Cosby'd.
Not sure who's to blame here. Her whoreass for wearing that 'Joe Pesci in Home Alone hat', or the director that should've had the foresight to realize her twat would qualify as subsidized section-8 housing after this scene
HIM: Hung like Clydesdale
HER: Can't make it past the glans
A situation all but guaranteed to result in rearranged fallopian tubes. Maybe a domestic violence case too.
If youre expecting to see this front loader send another victim screaming to the ER: prepare for disappointment. The attraction today is not organ rearrangement, it's how easily she facilitates the Sears Tower of genitalia.
Personal gifts are a welcomed sight on Inhumanity, but this particular plug isn't about the ham flaps. It's about capacity. Her wizard sleeve goes deeper than Inception fan fiction, and you can officially color me IMPRESSED.
I've never seen this chick cave before, no matter how big the wang. It's as if her vaginal crevice is made of Pyrex, and more bullet proof than Mick Jagger's nervous system. But after watching this display, Im not so sure.
Every good movie deserves a sequel, and many moons ago we discovered a girl that has less tolerance for raw beef products than a level 5 vegan. Probably all an act, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth the followup.
Sum bitch is hanging longer than Sarah Jessica Parker's face. He should spend less time being rimmed by Sailor Moon and more time inflicting blunt force trauma on the rectums of America's finest backpage.com users. 4realz
The 3rd Olsen sister's sexual sideshow derails after the Mr. makes an unexpected visit to her rectocele. Let's just say dude needs to be running the Kentucky Derby, or her V-walls have the durability of Chinese airbags.