A penis that needs it's own life boat, and an insanely high tolerance for pain. If there ever was an instructional video on why to lock the fucking door in public places, I'd declare these two just laid the groundwork for a sequel.
What's that saying? Once you go black you almost lose your uterus in a domestic fight, get ejected from your tiki hut, and see the business end of a Ginsu knife? Cuz that's exactly what happened here. Shit's fucked yo.